a bit of a hard time
it wasnt too long ago i found myself inside a prahan medical clinic change room, preparing to have my xray taken. following orders from the nurse i undressed down to my underwear and put on a hospital like gown which was hanging on the wall and sat patiently waiting for the nurse to return.
after a brief moment i hear a knock from the door and was asked to proceed to the xray room. as i exited the nurse subtly made note that i was wearing the gown back to front and feeling myself go a little red in the face, i commented on the fact that it was my first time trying on such garments and quickly zoomed back into the change rooms and took immediate actions to recitify my slight mishap.
as i was readjusting the gown my mind flashes back to a conversation i was having earlier in the day with the receptionist at the chiropractic clinic about free love.
as contradictory as it may sound, there was nothing amorous about this conversation, it was just harmless small talk we were making while i was waiting for her to process my MBF card to figure out the gap i needed to pay for the remainder of the bill.
as i was replying the conversation in my mind, i feel a slight tinge in my crotch. not thinking much of it, i quickly put the gown on the proper way and with my arms around my back, was struggling to tie the strings into a knot to hold the gown in place. i notice that the tinge in my nether regions wasnt quite dissapating and in horror i see a slight tent slowly forming around my boxer shorts.
i wonder why? oh lord why out of all times now, when the nurse is just outside waiting for me. i calm down and immediate take proactive steps and intervene natural tendancies in the only way i know how. i thought of golf.
images of a corpulant and somewhat senile man clad in goofy golf attire suddenly popped into my head, with his behind slightly wriggling, ready to take a humungous swing. the man swings and in my mind i follow the small white ball cutting through the azure sky and continue envisaging it bouncing onto the greens and enventually slowly rolling its way into the abyss.
i hear the pop noise of the ball dropping into the hole and i think that is when flaccidness occured. i breathed a sigh of relief and went on my merry way. phew! it would have a been a peculiar side profile for the nurse.
just maybe in some odd parallel universe the chain of events could have culminated into something from a bad porno film but alas not in this universe...
after a brief moment i hear a knock from the door and was asked to proceed to the xray room. as i exited the nurse subtly made note that i was wearing the gown back to front and feeling myself go a little red in the face, i commented on the fact that it was my first time trying on such garments and quickly zoomed back into the change rooms and took immediate actions to recitify my slight mishap.
as i was readjusting the gown my mind flashes back to a conversation i was having earlier in the day with the receptionist at the chiropractic clinic about free love.
as contradictory as it may sound, there was nothing amorous about this conversation, it was just harmless small talk we were making while i was waiting for her to process my MBF card to figure out the gap i needed to pay for the remainder of the bill.
as i was replying the conversation in my mind, i feel a slight tinge in my crotch. not thinking much of it, i quickly put the gown on the proper way and with my arms around my back, was struggling to tie the strings into a knot to hold the gown in place. i notice that the tinge in my nether regions wasnt quite dissapating and in horror i see a slight tent slowly forming around my boxer shorts.
i wonder why? oh lord why out of all times now, when the nurse is just outside waiting for me. i calm down and immediate take proactive steps and intervene natural tendancies in the only way i know how. i thought of golf.
images of a corpulant and somewhat senile man clad in goofy golf attire suddenly popped into my head, with his behind slightly wriggling, ready to take a humungous swing. the man swings and in my mind i follow the small white ball cutting through the azure sky and continue envisaging it bouncing onto the greens and enventually slowly rolling its way into the abyss.
i hear the pop noise of the ball dropping into the hole and i think that is when flaccidness occured. i breathed a sigh of relief and went on my merry way. phew! it would have a been a peculiar side profile for the nurse.
just maybe in some odd parallel universe the chain of events could have culminated into something from a bad porno film but alas not in this universe...