Dec 20, 2009 20:57
OMFG SO HOW ABOUT THIS. I AM A VICTIM OF PEDOPHILIA. We all know I'm 13, it's no secret anymore so I'm now allowed to spazz terrified to you guys.
So I'm outside, listening to Sorry Sorry, when my neighbor(J: Age approx. 42, lives 2 doors down from me, likes to hunt me down while I'm outside and force me to talk to him, dislikes when I... go inside idk) shows up as I'm chasing a dog that (frequently) runs away to my home. it goes a little something like this:
J: What'cha doin'?
Ayu: Nothin', just uh, taking this dog home.
J: Oh, I'll come with you.
Ayu: Uh.. ok.
Dog: *following me diligently*
Ayu: *runs way far up with the dog to the dog's house*
J: *just getting to the house*
Ayu: Oh, hi.
J:(walking) Come over here
Ayu: *goes over there*
J: You know, I think you're cute as hell.
Ayu: Th-thanks.
J: *stops in front of ayu* Hey, how old are you?
Ayu: 13.
J: Damn. You're not built like a 13 yr old.
Ayu: ok... *walks around him*
J: *grabs ayu's hand* I mean it. *starts walking, still holding ayu's hand*
Ayu: *wants to let go but is scared of what he'll do* ok...
J: You're not freaked out are you?
Ayu: (inner thoughts: YES OH GOD PLEASE GO AWAY!!! DDD":) *not wanting to offend him* no...
J: That's good. *still holding ayu's hand, refusing to let go* 'Cause I think you're cute as hell. Ayu: mhm J: Pretty ass eyes, Pretty ass smile, big ass-- *cough*
Ayu: *thoroughly terrified*
J: Well, you're not built like a 13 yr old. If you know what I mean. Is that wrong?
Ayu: In some cases.
J: Like what? Ayu: Uh... I should go inside.
J: You wanna go snowmobile riding?
Ayu: It's too cold! I'm gonna go inside now! bye!
J: *grabs ayu's hand* Hey.
Ayu: *SRSLY TERRIFIED* Wh-what?
J: Let's talk sometime, I really think you're cute as hell.
Ayu: *runs inside*
SO UM YAH SCARED AND I FEEL LIKE HE'S STARING THROUGH MY WINDOW RIGHT NOW AND GOD I REALLY HOPE HE ISN'T GBAKGHKJLHASMGHASKMGBDHA ;A; help?
omg help me please