NEWS 100Q meme thingy :3
OKAY, I HAD TO. I REALLY, REALLY, HAD TO.
LOL BTW, SORRY FLIST, LJCUT HATES ME.
1. That you're doing this, we can assume you like NEWS at least some. Would you consider them your favorite Johnny's Entertainment group?
YES SIREE BOB! :D
2. Can you name all 6 current members?
SHIGE, RYO-CHAN, YAMAPI, Koyama, Massu, Tegoshi
3. What about the 2 not currently around?
Uchi and Kusano DD:
5. How did you learn about NEWS?
Uhm. I first saw kanjani8, and spazzed, and then I found out that Ryo-chan was in another band, and yeah. :D
6. What was your first impression of NEWS?
Uhm. Ryo's other band.
7. How did you come to like NEWS?
YamaPi got me D: XD no, I loved them from when I heard Akaku Moyuru Taiyou
8. What do you think is NEWS strongest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
Hmm, well, the fact that they're all so completely in love with each other, and the fans' hope of getting Uchi and Kusano back.
10. Are you listening to them right now?
I WISH I WERE, YOUTUBE'S ALREADY BEING USED ATM. DARN YOU GAKI NO TSUKAI D:
Music Related
11. Do you enjoy NEWS' music?
NO. NOT AT ALL. XDD
12. What are your 5 favorite NEWS songs? (Released on CD or not)
Hmm.
Akaku Moyuru Taiyou
Weeeek
Boom! Boom! Power
Koi no ABO
Ai Nante
13. What's your all time favorite solo song?
HAPPY MUSIC BY SHIGE OFCOURSE XDD
14. What music genre do you consider NEWS?
pop rock. Like, pop rocks, except music.
15. What Japanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
DAIKENKAI :D THAT'D BE SO FUCKING AWESOME.
16. What nonJapanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
Hmmm... considering the fact that it's NEWS, I think something like Lullaby by Shawn Mullis would be awesome, or like, I Got A Feeling by Black Eyed Peas
17. Do you enjoy songs with all members or smaller groups better?
Well, I do love TegoMass and KoyaShige, but I think when they all sing together, it's like magic. :D
18. Can you sing all the lyrics to one or more of their songs?
YES. Weeeek and Koi no ABO, and Chiraizumu. XD
19. Do you have a favorite song title or lyric? What is it?
How about a whole song? Ai Nante, it really gets me, and right now I'm having troubles with love and so... yeah D:
Favorite Related
20. Who's your favorite member?
SHIGE AND YAMAPI 8D
21. Who's your least favorite member?
hmmm. (sorry misa) I'd say Massu. I love him, but I can't pay much attention to him.
22. Is there a member you could really do without?
NO. IF YOU TAKE ANYMORE OF THEM AWAY FROM ME I'LL DIE.
23. Your favorite relationship between members (as friendship or more)?
KoyaShige LOVE X3 or RyoShige for something hotter 8D
24. Who has the best fashion sense?
HMM... Massu, or Ryo-chan because well, Massu's sense is awesome and I had to give him something if not my undying love, and Ryo-chan just wears jeans and a T-shirt. Nothing to extravagant.
25. Who normally has the best hairstyles?
Normally, Shige and Ryo-chan. But for some reason, YamaPi's hair is getting to me XD
26. Who's singing voice is your favorite?
Tegoshi's and Ryo-chan's ;))
27. Speaking voice?
Shige. IDK. And Yamapi, with his "lisp" :3
28. What’s your favorite NEWS group magazine shoot picture?
Hmm... IDK. I don't see many of them.
29. Solo picture?
UHM. SOMEBODY FIND THIS FOR ME KAY? IT'S SHIGE'S PIC WITH THE RED AND BLACK GLASSES AND HE LOOKS SO SEXY IN THEM AND DHGSDHGHHGK PLEASE FIND IT.
30. Favorite shop photo?
I dunno. Again, I don't see many of them. XD
31. Favorite CD cover?
LOL KOI NO ABO XDD
32. Favorite DVD?
Pacific Concert(If it counts XD) I love the behind the scenes.
Member Related
33. If the members had become teachers, what do you think each would teach?
YamaPi-Geography
Ryo-chan-Math
Tegoshi-Choir(obv)
Massu-PE(obv)
Koyama-Art(if he could draw XD)
Shige-English
34. Who seems most likely to show a different side of themselves on Christmas Eve?
Ryo-chan. I think he'd be nicer to girls.
35. If NEWS rangers were created, what colors?
YamaPi- BLUE
Ryo-chan-RED
Tegoshi-YELLOW
Massu-ORANGE
Koyama-PINK
Shige-GREEN
36. Please make NEWS into the ideal family (family member is decided by yourself)
YamaPi- Papa
Koyama-Mama
Massu-Uncle
Tegoshi-Aunt
Ryo-chan-Onii-chan
Shige-Otouto
37. NEWS is a host club. Who would you pick, why?
I would pick Shige because he'd be all clumsy and spill stuff all over himself and I'd laugh, and then he'd get all awkward, and ghdhkgkshgk OMG
38. What kind of costume would you like to see them wear at a concert that they haven’t already done?
Shige in a maid costume. PLEASE *spazz*
39. How would you like to be related to NEWS?
YamaPi-Onii-chan
Koyama-Uncle
SHige-Onii-chan
Ryo-chan-Onii-chan
Tegoshi-Otouto-chan
Massu-Uncle
40. Assign an animal to each member.
YamaPi-(fuck you misa he's no rabbit)Lion!
Ryo-chan-for lack of a better animal, Snake D:
Tegoshi-Bunny
Massu-Pig XDD
Koyama-Hen
Shige-Bird(cockatiel)
41. Which NEWS member reminds you most of one of your own family members?
Ryo-chan reminds me most of my mom, because we fight a lot, and we get mad and she calls me a bitch and I cry. But then, she makes me laugh and we're all good. XDD
43. Who do you think you could pass by on the street without noticing?
I-- Massu. I'M SORRY. *sigh*
45. Which member would you want as a boss and why?
Ryo-chan because I'm a teensy little bit M XDD
46. Who would it be most awkward to catch in the erotic section of a video rental store?
Shige because he'd have such an awesome disguise, and then he'd fall down and be exposed, and I'd be SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BECAUSE OMG SHIGE JUST SAW ME IN THE EROTIC SECTION. And then we'd simultaneously run out of the store.
Drama/TV Related
47. Do you watch the dramas containing NEWS members?
Yes. 8D
48. Do you watch dramas that DON'T contain NEWS members?
YES ACTUALLY ;D
49. Have you seen all the dramas they've stared in?
No because for the life of me I can't watch Proposal Daisakusen and BUSU TO HITOMI NI KOISHITERU HATES ME.
50.What was the first Yamapi drama you saw?
The first ep of Proposal...? XD
51. Do you wait for subtitles to watch a drama with NEWS members?
Yes, unfortunately, I haven't learned enough Japanese to get me through Hokaben. D:
52. Excluding Yamapi, which member of NEWS do you think has the best acting?
Ryo-chan obviously. He's such an amazing actor, and he really gets into the role. Which is a little sad because he did so well in Last Friends that I felt bad because people thought bad of him. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THEM RYO-CHAN. WE DON'T NEED THEM.
53. Excluding Yamapi, whose acting do you enjoy the most?
Uhm. ^ seriously.
54. Is there a story you'd like to see made into a drama with one or more NEWS member?
I'd like to see(yes, I know D:) SOMEBODY in the drama realize they like their best friend's BOYFRIEND. YEAH. and then somehow they'd all become best friends and it'd be all angsty and I'd cry and they'd cry and preferrably Shige liking Ryo because that would just make me happy. AND, UM. RYOSHIGE WIN 8D
55. Is there a certain type of role you’d like to see one of them play?
Uhm. ^ SERIOUSLY. But to break it down:
Shige finds out he's gay for Ryo, who is dating, i dunno, somebody I don't like-- Sawjiri Erika for instance. Koyama's Shige's best friend and sticks up for him. YamaPi get's mad at Ryo because he finds out and Ryo makes Shieg cry and is being a total douche about it. Eriks wants to know what's going on, and so Koyama says he likes her, and it goes on from there.
56. Do you watch Shonen Club?
No, unfortunately. D8
57. Is your main reason for watching Shonen Club NEWS as guests or Koyama as host?
uhm
58. Have you seen Yamapi and/or Tegoshi’s episodes on Shonen Club Premium?
uhm
59. Have you seen any other Shonen Club Premium episodes?
uhm
62. Did you try watching Say!Hey!Say! to see Koyama host?
uhm
63. Do you regularly watch Japanese music shows (Such as Music Station or HEYHEYHEY), or just when NEWS is featured?
uhm
Fandom Related
64. Do you scan magazines?
LOL NO.
65. Do you write fanfiction?
LOL, NO, I DON'T XDDD
66. Do you read fanfiction?
REALLY, ASKS THE ONE WHO WAS JUST SPAZZING OVER RYOSHIGE DRAMA?
67. Do you draw fanart?
Eh, I guess, although there's no plot or anything, I just like drawing them.
68. Do you enjoy fanart?
Yeah, sure!
69. Do you make image manipulations?
No.
70. Do you talk too much about NEWS?
YES LOL. Sadly, I don't have any friends here who know about NEWS, so I spazz about people with no names XDD
71. Do you download pretty much everything that comes out?
well, yeah. just music though.
72. Do you upload for others?
No.
73. Do you make music/fan made videos?
LOL, no, I don't. I'm too lazy.
74. Do you watch fanmade music/fan videos?
Yes, in fact I do.
75. Do you watch fancams?
lolwut?
77. Do you read translations?
Not really, no.
78. Do you follow their Jwebs?
I must get my weekly wagahai! 8D
79. Do you follow the rest of JE, or at least some of it?
Did I now mention Kanjani8 or KAT-TUN OR ARASHI? OMG, I DIDN'T. Well, I'm an AWESOME fan. I also love Kanjani8, ARASHI, and KAT-TUN. XD
80. Do you follow other Japanese musical groups?
Uhm. wow. this is the smartest meme I've ever met. Okay, that's mean. I also like Miyavi, 12012, Morning Musume, uhm, C-ute, and if Utada Hikaru counts! XDD
81. Have you converted other people into NEWS fans?
No, unfortunately, I haven't. BUT I WILL. OH YES, I WILL.
Merchandise Related
83. Do you own any NEWS CDs?
no
84. Do you own any DVDs?
...no
85. Do you own any magazines?
.......no
86. Do you own any concert goods?
......no...
87. Do you own any shop photos?
....................nooo...
88. Have any posters on your wall?
I feel like a bad fan. Seriously.
90. If you could have any NEWS item given to you magically as a gift, what would it be?
HM. MAYBE, JOHNNY'S JIMUSHO? LOL just kidding. If I could have any NEWS item, I would want...can I have all of their albums, so I really don't feel like a bad fan? XDDD
Final Part is Always the Hardest
91. So…. Are Uchi and Kusano coming back?
No, unfortunately. But, I've realized this, and I'm glad to say, I can move on.
92. Do you want them back, why or why not?
I do, because it seems like everyone's gotten so used to 6 member NEWS, that nobody cares anymore.
93. NEWS members having girlfriends- how do you feel?
Hey, did I ever tell you about that one time when I foud out YamaPi was dating Kagami Seira? And I burst out in tears? Remember that? AND remember when I told you about how I watched her PV and I decided to NOT BE ON THE COMPUTER ANYMORE? REMEMBER THAT?
...I can deal, if that's what makes them happy. although I doubt Tegoshi's getting a GIRLFRIEND anytime soon.
94. If you could meet and chat with just one of the members once in your life, who?
I would want to chat with Koyama, because, you know, Koyama likes to talk, and, I'm pretty sure I'd get his email by the end of the day, and soon be introduced to Shige, who would spazz about my cat, and then, eventually I would be introduced to NEWS, and, since Koyama's good friends with Nakamaru, I'm sure we would establish a connection somehow, and then it would be Koki, and eventually, it would get all the way up to Takki, and Kimura Takuya and Nagase Tomoya and eventually, Yamamoto Yusuke and Shirota Yu and finally, IKUTA TOMA :D
95. Can you write the kanji for all member names?
uhm. no. some of them, yes. but all, no.
96. What do you think of Ryo being in both Kanjani∞ and NEWS?
I think it must be tiring, but I believe he has a lot of fun in both groups, and frankly, I think he's man enough. XD Not that he would say otherwise.
97. NEWS loses another member. Who is it, and why?
FUCK THAT. FUCK ANYBODY WHO TAKES ANYBODY ELSE AWAY. NO, ACTUALLY, RAPE THEM.
98. Do you use the word “tabai”?
lolwut? NOW I WANNA KNOW.
99. After this, one more question. You have to bring back one of the three lost members to NEWS- who is it?
Kusano. So then, Uchi can go and be in Kanjani8. Because, really? It's not even Kanjani8 anymore. It's Kanjani7. And frankly, that ruins the whole channel 8 plan.
100 Anything you want to say?
I LOVE YOU NEWS. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS AND WHOEVER YOU FUCK OR LOVE OR GET MARRIED TO. EVEN IF IT TURNED OUT THAT YOU WERE GAY, I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE I'M A FAGHAG. I LOVE YOU, AND PLEASE, KEEP MAKING MAGIC.
LOL BTW, SORRY FLIST, LJCUT HATES ME.
1. That you're doing this, we can assume you like NEWS at least some. Would you consider them your favorite Johnny's Entertainment group?
YES SIREE BOB! :D
2. Can you name all 6 current members?
SHIGE, RYO-CHAN, YAMAPI, Koyama, Massu, Tegoshi
3. What about the 2 not currently around?
Uchi and Kusano DD:
5. How did you learn about NEWS?
Uhm. I first saw kanjani8, and spazzed, and then I found out that Ryo-chan was in another band, and yeah. :D
6. What was your first impression of NEWS?
Uhm. Ryo's other band.
7. How did you come to like NEWS?
YamaPi got me D: XD no, I loved them from when I heard Akaku Moyuru Taiyou
8. What do you think is NEWS strongest point when compared to other JE/music/talent groups?
Hmm, well, the fact that they're all so completely in love with each other, and the fans' hope of getting Uchi and Kusano back.
10. Are you listening to them right now?
I WISH I WERE, YOUTUBE'S ALREADY BEING USED ATM. DARN YOU GAKI NO TSUKAI D:
Music Related
11. Do you enjoy NEWS' music?
NO. NOT AT ALL. XDD
12. What are your 5 favorite NEWS songs? (Released on CD or not)
Hmm.
Akaku Moyuru Taiyou
Weeeek
Boom! Boom! Power
Koi no ABO
Ai Nante
13. What's your all time favorite solo song?
HAPPY MUSIC BY SHIGE OFCOURSE XDD
14. What music genre do you consider NEWS?
pop rock. Like, pop rocks, except music.
15. What Japanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
DAIKENKAI :D THAT'D BE SO FUCKING AWESOME.
16. What nonJapanese song would you love to hear NEWS do a cover of?
Hmmm... considering the fact that it's NEWS, I think something like Lullaby by Shawn Mullis would be awesome, or like, I Got A Feeling by Black Eyed Peas
17. Do you enjoy songs with all members or smaller groups better?
Well, I do love TegoMass and KoyaShige, but I think when they all sing together, it's like magic. :D
18. Can you sing all the lyrics to one or more of their songs?
YES. Weeeek and Koi no ABO, and Chiraizumu. XD
19. Do you have a favorite song title or lyric? What is it?
How about a whole song? Ai Nante, it really gets me, and right now I'm having troubles with love and so... yeah D:
Favorite Related
20. Who's your favorite member?
SHIGE AND YAMAPI 8D
21. Who's your least favorite member?
hmmm. (sorry misa) I'd say Massu. I love him, but I can't pay much attention to him.
22. Is there a member you could really do without?
NO. IF YOU TAKE ANYMORE OF THEM AWAY FROM ME I'LL DIE.
23. Your favorite relationship between members (as friendship or more)?
KoyaShige LOVE X3 or RyoShige for something hotter 8D
24. Who has the best fashion sense?
HMM... Massu, or Ryo-chan because well, Massu's sense is awesome and I had to give him something if not my undying love, and Ryo-chan just wears jeans and a T-shirt. Nothing to extravagant.
25. Who normally has the best hairstyles?
Normally, Shige and Ryo-chan. But for some reason, YamaPi's hair is getting to me XD
26. Who's singing voice is your favorite?
Tegoshi's and Ryo-chan's ;))
27. Speaking voice?
Shige. IDK. And Yamapi, with his "lisp" :3
28. What’s your favorite NEWS group magazine shoot picture?
Hmm... IDK. I don't see many of them.
29. Solo picture?
UHM. SOMEBODY FIND THIS FOR ME KAY? IT'S SHIGE'S PIC WITH THE RED AND BLACK GLASSES AND HE LOOKS SO SEXY IN THEM AND DHGSDHGHHGK PLEASE FIND IT.
30. Favorite shop photo?
I dunno. Again, I don't see many of them. XD
31. Favorite CD cover?
LOL KOI NO ABO XDD
32. Favorite DVD?
Pacific Concert(If it counts XD) I love the behind the scenes.
Member Related
33. If the members had become teachers, what do you think each would teach?
YamaPi-Geography
Ryo-chan-Math
Tegoshi-Choir(obv)
Massu-PE(obv)
Koyama-Art(if he could draw XD)
Shige-English
34. Who seems most likely to show a different side of themselves on Christmas Eve?
Ryo-chan. I think he'd be nicer to girls.
35. If NEWS rangers were created, what colors?
YamaPi- BLUE
Ryo-chan-RED
Tegoshi-YELLOW
Massu-ORANGE
Koyama-PINK
Shige-GREEN
36. Please make NEWS into the ideal family (family member is decided by yourself)
YamaPi- Papa
Koyama-Mama
Massu-Uncle
Tegoshi-Aunt
Ryo-chan-Onii-chan
Shige-Otouto
37. NEWS is a host club. Who would you pick, why?
I would pick Shige because he'd be all clumsy and spill stuff all over himself and I'd laugh, and then he'd get all awkward, and ghdhkgkshgk OMG
38. What kind of costume would you like to see them wear at a concert that they haven’t already done?
Shige in a maid costume. PLEASE *spazz*
39. How would you like to be related to NEWS?
YamaPi-Onii-chan
Koyama-Uncle
SHige-Onii-chan
Ryo-chan-Onii-chan
Tegoshi-Otouto-chan
Massu-Uncle
40. Assign an animal to each member.
YamaPi-(fuck you misa he's no rabbit)Lion!
Ryo-chan-for lack of a better animal, Snake D:
Tegoshi-Bunny
Massu-Pig XDD
Koyama-Hen
Shige-Bird(cockatiel)
41. Which NEWS member reminds you most of one of your own family members?
Ryo-chan reminds me most of my mom, because we fight a lot, and we get mad and she calls me a bitch and I cry. But then, she makes me laugh and we're all good. XDD
43. Who do you think you could pass by on the street without noticing?
I-- Massu. I'M SORRY. *sigh*
45. Which member would you want as a boss and why?
Ryo-chan because I'm a teensy little bit M XDD
46. Who would it be most awkward to catch in the erotic section of a video rental store?
Shige because he'd have such an awesome disguise, and then he'd fall down and be exposed, and I'd be SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED BECAUSE OMG SHIGE JUST SAW ME IN THE EROTIC SECTION. And then we'd simultaneously run out of the store.
Drama/TV Related
47. Do you watch the dramas containing NEWS members?
Yes. 8D
48. Do you watch dramas that DON'T contain NEWS members?
YES ACTUALLY ;D
49. Have you seen all the dramas they've stared in?
No because for the life of me I can't watch Proposal Daisakusen and BUSU TO HITOMI NI KOISHITERU HATES ME.
50.What was the first Yamapi drama you saw?
The first ep of Proposal...? XD
51. Do you wait for subtitles to watch a drama with NEWS members?
Yes, unfortunately, I haven't learned enough Japanese to get me through Hokaben. D:
52. Excluding Yamapi, which member of NEWS do you think has the best acting?
Ryo-chan obviously. He's such an amazing actor, and he really gets into the role. Which is a little sad because he did so well in Last Friends that I felt bad because people thought bad of him. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THEM RYO-CHAN. WE DON'T NEED THEM.
53. Excluding Yamapi, whose acting do you enjoy the most?
Uhm. ^ seriously.
54. Is there a story you'd like to see made into a drama with one or more NEWS member?
I'd like to see(yes, I know D:) SOMEBODY in the drama realize they like their best friend's BOYFRIEND. YEAH. and then somehow they'd all become best friends and it'd be all angsty and I'd cry and they'd cry and preferrably Shige liking Ryo because that would just make me happy. AND, UM. RYOSHIGE WIN 8D
55. Is there a certain type of role you’d like to see one of them play?
Uhm. ^ SERIOUSLY. But to break it down:
Shige finds out he's gay for Ryo, who is dating, i dunno, somebody I don't like-- Sawjiri Erika for instance. Koyama's Shige's best friend and sticks up for him. YamaPi get's mad at Ryo because he finds out and Ryo makes Shieg cry and is being a total douche about it. Eriks wants to know what's going on, and so Koyama says he likes her, and it goes on from there.
56. Do you watch Shonen Club?
No, unfortunately. D8
57. Is your main reason for watching Shonen Club NEWS as guests or Koyama as host?
uhm
58. Have you seen Yamapi and/or Tegoshi’s episodes on Shonen Club Premium?
uhm
59. Have you seen any other Shonen Club Premium episodes?
uhm
62. Did you try watching Say!Hey!Say! to see Koyama host?
uhm
63. Do you regularly watch Japanese music shows (Such as Music Station or HEYHEYHEY), or just when NEWS is featured?
uhm
Fandom Related
64. Do you scan magazines?
LOL NO.
65. Do you write fanfiction?
LOL, NO, I DON'T XDDD
66. Do you read fanfiction?
REALLY, ASKS THE ONE WHO WAS JUST SPAZZING OVER RYOSHIGE DRAMA?
67. Do you draw fanart?
Eh, I guess, although there's no plot or anything, I just like drawing them.
68. Do you enjoy fanart?
Yeah, sure!
69. Do you make image manipulations?
No.
70. Do you talk too much about NEWS?
YES LOL. Sadly, I don't have any friends here who know about NEWS, so I spazz about people with no names XDD
71. Do you download pretty much everything that comes out?
well, yeah. just music though.
72. Do you upload for others?
No.
73. Do you make music/fan made videos?
LOL, no, I don't. I'm too lazy.
74. Do you watch fanmade music/fan videos?
Yes, in fact I do.
75. Do you watch fancams?
lolwut?
77. Do you read translations?
Not really, no.
78. Do you follow their Jwebs?
I must get my weekly wagahai! 8D
79. Do you follow the rest of JE, or at least some of it?
Did I now mention Kanjani8 or KAT-TUN OR ARASHI? OMG, I DIDN'T. Well, I'm an AWESOME fan. I also love Kanjani8, ARASHI, and KAT-TUN. XD
80. Do you follow other Japanese musical groups?
Uhm. wow. this is the smartest meme I've ever met. Okay, that's mean. I also like Miyavi, 12012, Morning Musume, uhm, C-ute, and if Utada Hikaru counts! XDD
81. Have you converted other people into NEWS fans?
No, unfortunately, I haven't. BUT I WILL. OH YES, I WILL.
Merchandise Related
83. Do you own any NEWS CDs?
no
84. Do you own any DVDs?
...no
85. Do you own any magazines?
.......no
86. Do you own any concert goods?
......no...
87. Do you own any shop photos?
....................nooo...
88. Have any posters on your wall?
I feel like a bad fan. Seriously.
90. If you could have any NEWS item given to you magically as a gift, what would it be?
HM. MAYBE, JOHNNY'S JIMUSHO? LOL just kidding. If I could have any NEWS item, I would want...can I have all of their albums, so I really don't feel like a bad fan? XDDD
Final Part is Always the Hardest
91. So…. Are Uchi and Kusano coming back?
No, unfortunately. But, I've realized this, and I'm glad to say, I can move on.
92. Do you want them back, why or why not?
I do, because it seems like everyone's gotten so used to 6 member NEWS, that nobody cares anymore.
93. NEWS members having girlfriends- how do you feel?
Hey, did I ever tell you about that one time when I foud out YamaPi was dating Kagami Seira? And I burst out in tears? Remember that? AND remember when I told you about how I watched her PV and I decided to NOT BE ON THE COMPUTER ANYMORE? REMEMBER THAT?
...I can deal, if that's what makes them happy. although I doubt Tegoshi's getting a GIRLFRIEND anytime soon.
94. If you could meet and chat with just one of the members once in your life, who?
I would want to chat with Koyama, because, you know, Koyama likes to talk, and, I'm pretty sure I'd get his email by the end of the day, and soon be introduced to Shige, who would spazz about my cat, and then, eventually I would be introduced to NEWS, and, since Koyama's good friends with Nakamaru, I'm sure we would establish a connection somehow, and then it would be Koki, and eventually, it would get all the way up to Takki, and Kimura Takuya and Nagase Tomoya and eventually, Yamamoto Yusuke and Shirota Yu and finally, IKUTA TOMA :D
95. Can you write the kanji for all member names?
uhm. no. some of them, yes. but all, no.
96. What do you think of Ryo being in both Kanjani∞ and NEWS?
I think it must be tiring, but I believe he has a lot of fun in both groups, and frankly, I think he's man enough. XD Not that he would say otherwise.
97. NEWS loses another member. Who is it, and why?
FUCK THAT. FUCK ANYBODY WHO TAKES ANYBODY ELSE AWAY. NO, ACTUALLY, RAPE THEM.
98. Do you use the word “tabai”?
lolwut? NOW I WANNA KNOW.
99. After this, one more question. You have to bring back one of the three lost members to NEWS- who is it?
Kusano. So then, Uchi can go and be in Kanjani8. Because, really? It's not even Kanjani8 anymore. It's Kanjani7. And frankly, that ruins the whole channel 8 plan.
100 Anything you want to say?
I LOVE YOU NEWS. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS AND WHOEVER YOU FUCK OR LOVE OR GET MARRIED TO. EVEN IF IT TURNED OUT THAT YOU WERE GAY, I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU BECAUSE I'M A FAGHAG. I LOVE YOU, AND PLEASE, KEEP MAKING MAGIC.