Art from 1992 - 7 years old
EEEE I found some old "My Diary" and "My Journal"s in a drawer... they are from 1992 WHEN I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD. Hahahaha some of these are so gross... lol I spent all last night laughing hysterically over these. The art is awful, the spelling is even worse.
Back in the day Polish still strongly influenced my English. Hence I would substitute Polish letters for similar English sounds.
"Woman" became "łoman", because the Polish "ł" is pronounced like the English "w".
"Chocolate" became "cioklat", because the Polish "ci" sounds like the English "ch"... and so on and so on. :D
Translation is provided in [square brackets] for some.
We'll start with my first story, "i SAW A SHiP MUNK"
[I picked it up, I took it home. I put it in a cage. I let it go because it was crying.]
[But I still love him. He went home. He told them what happened.]
[I did too. I went to see his tree. I love his tree.]
Next we have "A girl was walking down the road"
[We had ice-cream. We rode bicycles, then we watched TV. Her mom took us to the fair. I won a bear and she did too. My mom called me for supper. After I ate my supper I went back. She gave me a picture of me, I gave her a flower. We went for a walk together. I love her.] (Oh snaps I was a lesbian child!)
Diaries
[Easter] lol
I'm assuming I meant [A hill that is a palace.]
[It was raining. The sun came out and there was a rainbow and the people saw. And that is God's promise.] Uuuhhh... come again?
The text that went with this: "Once opon a tim ther was apales [a palace] and ther livd a Queen and she was happy and rich. the end."
[Once upon a time there lived a skunk. He didn't stink. He played with children. They were happy. He was a happy skunk too. His mom and dad were too. The end.]
This is my fave... I can't stop laughing
[A crushing machine]
Can someone wager a guess as to what [Wiches Botel licking] means?
C-could it be that my fetish for blood was instilled at birth?
I love her bikini.
AWWWWSSS ♥
It says "One of the new Borns felin the water Bekos she fel of the Brid when her mom was fiding her BaBis. The mother saved her. the end." which means she fell off the bridge or... something.
This is... my laziness. [this is a Blind MAN.] And my reply to what happened? [He put his eyes in the wier.] "Wier", I guess, means "wire." lol
Also, I wrote some stories that I didn't scan:
[Once upon a tim ther wer 2 Bears they loved ecother. :-) they eyt hony they wer happy Ha, Ha they had a Baby they wer happy.]
[Once opon a time there was 123 Snakes they never layd. Ha,Ha, those are my Pets I like tem I like Mrs. Knowles too. =-)]
[Once upon a tim ther wer 1000000000000000 Baby's Oh, No the pipol ho had them wer konfiusd then god kame he gave them gold then the babe's desepird he gave them One Baby they wer Happy]
[Once opon a tim ther wer 2 herts they wer happy they are min i like them Ho, Hi. =-) i like to luck at them I got them at the stor the man gave them to me But I want mor ♥ ♥ + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥=____ i am asking Mrs. Knowles she wont now Katie isint Koping me i like her and Mrs. Knowles =-) she is my faffrot ticher I love you]
[Ther once lived a ladie hu had 5 BaBies she wasent happy her BaBies krid for no risan she was thinking whi then she new whi she wasen palying with them so the next morning she was playing with them they wer happy the end]
OK no mroe, I swear! lololo Enjoy! XD
Back in the day Polish still strongly influenced my English. Hence I would substitute Polish letters for similar English sounds.
"Woman" became "łoman", because the Polish "ł" is pronounced like the English "w".
"Chocolate" became "cioklat", because the Polish "ci" sounds like the English "ch"... and so on and so on. :D
Translation is provided in [square brackets] for some.
We'll start with my first story, "i SAW A SHiP MUNK"
[I picked it up, I took it home. I put it in a cage. I let it go because it was crying.]
[But I still love him. He went home. He told them what happened.]
[I did too. I went to see his tree. I love his tree.]
Next we have "A girl was walking down the road"
[We had ice-cream. We rode bicycles, then we watched TV. Her mom took us to the fair. I won a bear and she did too. My mom called me for supper. After I ate my supper I went back. She gave me a picture of me, I gave her a flower. We went for a walk together. I love her.] (Oh snaps I was a lesbian child!)
Diaries
[Easter] lol
I'm assuming I meant [A hill that is a palace.]
[It was raining. The sun came out and there was a rainbow and the people saw. And that is God's promise.] Uuuhhh... come again?
The text that went with this: "Once opon a tim ther was apales [a palace] and ther livd a Queen and she was happy and rich. the end."
[Once upon a time there lived a skunk. He didn't stink. He played with children. They were happy. He was a happy skunk too. His mom and dad were too. The end.]
This is my fave... I can't stop laughing
[A crushing machine]
Can someone wager a guess as to what [Wiches Botel licking] means?
C-could it be that my fetish for blood was instilled at birth?
I love her bikini.
AWWWWSSS ♥
It says "One of the new Borns felin the water Bekos she fel of the Brid when her mom was fiding her BaBis. The mother saved her. the end." which means she fell off the bridge or... something.
This is... my laziness. [this is a Blind MAN.] And my reply to what happened? [He put his eyes in the wier.] "Wier", I guess, means "wire." lol
Also, I wrote some stories that I didn't scan:
[Once upon a tim ther wer 2 Bears they loved ecother. :-) they eyt hony they wer happy Ha, Ha they had a Baby they wer happy.]
[Once opon a time there was 123 Snakes they never layd. Ha,Ha, those are my Pets I like tem I like Mrs. Knowles too. =-)]
[Once upon a tim ther wer 1000000000000000 Baby's Oh, No the pipol ho had them wer konfiusd then god kame he gave them gold then the babe's desepird he gave them One Baby they wer Happy]
[Once opon a tim ther wer 2 herts they wer happy they are min i like them Ho, Hi. =-) i like to luck at them I got them at the stor the man gave them to me But I want mor ♥ ♥ + ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥=____ i am asking Mrs. Knowles she wont now Katie isint Koping me i like her and Mrs. Knowles =-) she is my faffrot ticher I love you]
[Ther once lived a ladie hu had 5 BaBies she wasent happy her BaBies krid for no risan she was thinking whi then she new whi she wasen palying with them so the next morning she was playing with them they wer happy the end]
OK no mroe, I swear! lololo Enjoy! XD