Retail work can be ... interesting.
Customer: Do you have anything that helps people quit smoking? Like, wean them off of it?
Me: Well, there's patches, but we don't sell those, or sometimes people just switch to lighter brands to ease off.
Customer: Yeah, but I wanted something natural.
Me: ..... isn't tobacco itself a naturally grown crop?
Yeah, I know I was being a smart aleck, but seriously, what else can you say to that? XD
Also learned something new:
If you mix epsom salts + beer (any kind, so use crappy beer) together, and paint it over a piece of regular glass, you can get frosted glass.
(Drying time takes about half an hour and you have to make sure it doesn't drip.)
And if you get tired of seeing through smokey glass, just rinse it off with water and it's as good as new - the chemical reaction the beer + eposom salts make also cleans glass REALLY well.