only spahs understands me

[kotorjedi_amaya]

the other duke nukem: It took me forever to find one
the other duke nukem: people kept canceliing the sale coz it was out of stock
the other duke nukem: BUT IT ARRIVED
the other duke nukem: FROM OUTER SPACE
BONA FIDE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY CONGRATS MAN
the other duke nukem: AND I FOUND IT ON A STOOP
the other duke nukem: WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
the other duke nukem: BUT NOW IT'S GONE
the other duke nukem: I ALMOST CRIED
the other duke nukem: I SOBBED AND WOBBED AND NOW I STAND HERE PETRIFIED
the other duke nukem: BUT LEAVE ME ALONE
the other duke nukem: I WILL SURVIVE
the other duke nukem: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY LEFT4DEAD WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE
the other duke nukem: okay
the other duke nukem: I think it's officially time for me to go to sleep
the other duke nukem: idk what that even was