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mommy_uchiha January 19 2006, 05:21:09 UTC

...Chea, this is no biggie. Wilder things happen at my house. Speaking of which... *smiles naughtily at you* You look fine...SO SEX ME NOW.

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 05:37:19 UTC

*Backs away quickly*

Ah, oh, um, that's alright Mrs. Uchiha. I, uh, think there's some rule about that somewhere. Yes, yes I'm sure there is. No sexing students' parents. Yep..

*Runs*

mommy_uchiha January 19 2006, 05:46:21 UTC

*whimpers* I never got that memo. If I give you a wild time, will you raise Sasuke's grades from an A+ to an A++?

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 05:51:18 UTC

*Over the shoulder as he sprints away to the safety of... well, nowhere's probably all that safe but he's gonna try anyway...*

It's in the Super Secret Teaching Rules! You should go ask Gai-sensei about it!

mommy_uchiha January 19 2006, 06:11:19 UTC

*runs after him before cornering him and slamming him into a wall powerfully* ...But I never heard of that before... *whispers seductively into his ear* Won't you tell me somewhere...more private than this?

...Ew. He's like the only one I wouldn't screw with. Condoms are for losers.

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 06:19:51 UTC

*Looks around frantically and wriggles an arm and wrist free, and, pointing behind Mommy Uchiha*

Look, isn't that Sasori's granmda putting the moves on Sasori? You better beat that bitch down before she moves in on your turf!

mommy_uchiha January 19 2006, 06:24:45 UTC

*doesn't turn around, but scowls at him* Ew, that's gross. You totally ruined the mood. I'm not falling for that trick - I've been trying to fuck that boy for the longest time. I know he's not straight. I'm not as stupid as people think I am. JUST BECAUSE I DROPPED OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

*smiles again all of a sudden, using a smooth finger to run down your cheek* Too bad I know how to bring back the mood, ne? And call me Mikoto, hun.

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 07:08:22 UTC

*Sputters*

I... uh.. uh... God in heaven, somebody save me!!!

Listen, lady, I, well, I better tell you that all those rumours your kids tell you about Kotetsu and I? They.. they're true. Yep. Uhuh. No lady friends for me. Nope. So, uh, you better go find someone else. Someone non-teacher like, because, of, you know, the No Sexing Up Students' Parents Rule.

artist_sasori January 19 2006, 07:25:26 UTC

I can't believe you used my GRANDMOTHER. >_> *feels dirty*

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 07:28:19 UTC

I'm sorry... she was the first person I could think of, after you.

*Returns to frantically trying to find a way out of Sex Monster Mommy Uchiha's clutches*

artist_sasori January 19 2006, 07:38:11 UTC

>_> She's stalking me too, and me saying I'm gay didn't get rid of her, either. x.X;

kotetzumo January 19 2006, 07:39:49 UTC

Well apparently it did, because my clever ruse (see above) sure as hell didn't work...

artist_sasori January 19 2006, 14:15:03 UTC

Lucky you. ;-; It only made it worse for me. @_@

mommy_uchiha January 23 2006, 19:52:22 UTC

Clever ruse...! *laughs and purrs into his ear* ...I like my men cute AND clever.

come2meeeee January 19 2006, 07:45:45 UTC

Would you have rather that he used ME? *grins nastily sexily*

artist_sasori January 19 2006, 14:17:15 UTC

...*shudder*

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