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May 18, 2005 20:35

To make a drink go farther without having to water it down:

1. Eat very little all day.

2. Drink it fairly quickly.

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scruples shmuples. kostya_fyo May 19 2005, 17:53:20 UTC
Anyone who knows pub rules and has a Maus icon is more than welcome.

I just drank my lunch. Narf.

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Re: scruples shmuples. kostya_fyo May 19 2005, 18:06:59 UTC
Wow. Heavy stuff.

GMT?

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Re: scruples shmuples. kostya_fyo May 19 2005, 18:32:36 UTC
I've heard that the sun rises three times on the flights to and from Australia. You're like the Little Prince, then, getting to see the sun rise whenever you move your chair.

Never mind. I'm giddy at the thought of being smurfed at work.

How to come off as charming and not a boozer:

1. Carry a tooth brush and toothpaste with you wherever you happen to go.

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