Best of Robin Williams-- Weapons of Self Destruction

[kosmickway]

These are a TINY number of really excellent jokes/quotables from Robin Williams' new stand-up show "Weapons of Self Destruction." If you have HBO, take time to DVR it. It's HILARIOUS. More of these later, when I have time to re-watch and write down some of my favorites-- these are all from his fan site.

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[sdaemon]

I am proud to say I have never gotten so drunk that I have violated or lowered mys tandards. I am drunk now, too. truth serum for me. But in a way it bringsout the purest me. I know who I am and what I stand for and what I will do and what I will regret. I rejected the...very needy chick who wanted to go make out and probably have sex last year at NYE. I knew I'd regret it. I did end up with the girl I ended up dating for a year and breaking up with last month, but I knew even then that this was probably not going to work. Last year, I...knew full well what I was getting into in Rhode Island, and did of clean conscience and clear mind, despite being three sheets to the wind. I was not the first person they'd offered Brennevan Icelandaic Moonshine to, but I was the first person to ask for a second (and then a third) round. That was not the trouble. The trouble came later. But again, I knew full well what I was getting inot. Consciously chose to risk it being a mistake. It ended up being a mistake. Dealt with, living with.

Where the hell was I going with this...

No idea.

<3

Lips are a little numb. If ever we can, though, lets share a bottle of Ravenswood. I'll be in full control of my faculties. Hell lets share 2 bottles. I just killed this one and I'm still in control of my faculsties. Just not my fignertips. BUt I *konow* I'm making typos. Mind and self are aware. Soul just doesn't care about typos.

Truth serum :) TASTY DAMN truth serum.

[kosmickway]

LOL. I would love to share a bottle of wine ... if I drank, which I actually do not, mostly because I'm an uptight control freak but also because alcohol fucks with my meds.

But it's the thought that counts. You can have the wine and I'll have something non-alcoholic. Or I'll do as the Metatron does with the tequila in "Dogma"-- take a sip, then spit it into a different glass ;)