my kids is on a role tonight

[kosmickalyx]

Kaity is Ms. Funnypants tonight. First she says she wants to ride in a toaster. Then she says; “Hey mom, don’t ever get frosting on your elbow. Know why?” To which I replied; “Cuz you wouldn’t be able to lick it off?” And she giggled so hard she almost feel off the bench at the dinner table. Then she tells me our old lady cat Isabel has a stinky rear-end and suggests that we put Frebreze in her water so that when she toots it’s like an air freshner.

Really, I have no idea where she gets it from. She is ridonkulous … at least she keeps me smiling!