Who doesn't wanna study!?
I DON'T!!!!
No, seriously. I really don't.
True, I've always studied for 2 hours, and am only taking a break right now to get some food. Then it's study for another hour before bed, wake up early, study before the final, and then take the final.
This will all be occuring in the next 12 hour period.
Yesss.
Now, for those of us who are still going through finals, I give you this widely known poem.
Twas the Night Before Finals
Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,
The students were praying for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking.
In my own apartment, I had been pacing,
And dreading exams I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,
And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring that my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver,
But each place I called refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded that life was too cruel,
With futures depending on grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.
His spirit was careless, his manner was mellow,
When all of a sudden, he started to bellow:
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year's exams!
On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!"
His message delivered, he vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.
Happy Finals to all, and to all, a Good Test!"
And with that, I wish everyone who is about to undertake their winter finals a good luck. Gawd knows we all need it. Badly.
LAST YEAR OF WINTER FINALS EVER!!!!!!
No, seriously. I really don't.
True, I've always studied for 2 hours, and am only taking a break right now to get some food. Then it's study for another hour before bed, wake up early, study before the final, and then take the final.
This will all be occuring in the next 12 hour period.
Yesss.
Now, for those of us who are still going through finals, I give you this widely known poem.
Twas the Night Before Finals
Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,
The students were praying for last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds,
While visions of essays danced in their heads.
Out in the taverns, a few were still drinking,
And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking.
In my own apartment, I had been pacing,
And dreading exams I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless, his nose in his books,
And my comments to him drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee, and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring that my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes, but my thoughts were muddy,
My eyes went a blur, I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help," I said with a shiver,
But each place I called refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded that life was too cruel,
With futures depending on grades had in school.
When all of a sudden, our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off ambled inside.
His spirit was careless, his manner was mellow,
When all of a sudden, he started to bellow:
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes! On last year's exams!
On Wingit and Slingit, and last minute crams!"
His message delivered, he vanished from sight,
But we heard him laughing outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you, so just do your best.
Happy Finals to all, and to all, a Good Test!"
And with that, I wish everyone who is about to undertake their winter finals a good luck. Gawd knows we all need it. Badly.
LAST YEAR OF WINTER FINALS EVER!!!!!!