It's the "As closest to emo as we'll ever get" Entry

[koshercowboy]

Ohhhhh woe is me, my girlfriend left me, and i'm really hurt..booo hoooo hooo. And my parents don't love me, they ruined my life, waaaaaa, just because I can't do anything tommorrow, ohhhhh woe is me, no one loves me. Whaaaaaaaaaaa!
: ( My heart is broken, wahhhhhhh.

Just kidding
Love,
Derrick