I should probably post this with a thousand other drabbles I've done on tumblr. But I'm too lazy to go and collect them right now so... :D
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EVERYONE STOPS FOR THE AIBA PACKAGE. EXCEPT SHO, HE'S STILL LOOKING FOR SOMETHING IN A BOX, OR MAYBE AN ENVELOPE. HAVE YOU SEEN IT? IT SHOULD HAVE HIS NAME ON IT, AND HIS ADDRESS. ACTUALLY ITS A GOOD THING THAT NINO DIDN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE OHNO MIGHT HAVE REPLIED 'YEAH BUT IT AIN'T FREE.' WHICH IS NINO'S BIGGEST TURN OFF. I'M AFRAID THE ONLY TIPS NINO GAVE ARE VERBAL ONES. AND I'M NOT SURE IF THOSE ARE TIPS OR ORDERS ANYMORE. BUT SHO WAS VERY, VERY GENEROUS. SO GENEROUS HE INSISTED ON TAKING AIBA OUT FOR A MEAL AFTERWARDS. IT WAS AS ROMANTIC AS A BACKWARDS FAKE DATE WITH A STRIPPER COULD BE.
WHY YES I NOTICED, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME BACK AND EDIT! CONGRATULATIONS. ALTHOUGH IT NEVER REALLY BOTHERED ME TO BEGIN WITH BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR MOMENT
;ALSKDFJA;SLDKFJA;SLDKFJA;LSDKJ THE RITUAL TATOOING. I WANT IT SO BADLY, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD ONE MORE THING TO YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO RESEARCH. BUT JUST A HEADS UP, I'LL PROBABLY POST MORE THIS WEEK BECAUSE I'M ON BREAK THIS WEEK AND ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO BE A PRODUCTIVE LJ PERSON. SHOULD I CREATE A SPECIAL FILTER WITHOUT YOU IN IT, JUST SO YOU WON'T BE DISTRACTED? ALSO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ. OR YOU CAN SAVE FOR LATER.
(Ps: No worries! I was expecting as much. XD There was a lot of information there, and a lot for you to think over and plot out. I wasn't sure how much you knew already, so I just went for imparting as much as I could. You don't even need to 'reply' to it, unless you have further questions about the information/want more information! My door is always open to consultations! :D)
POOR SHO. HE SIGNED FOR IT NOW WHERE COULD IT BE?! EVEN WHILE HE IS HAVING SEXY TIMES WITH THIS NICE MALE STRIPPER WHO SEEMS TO WORK PART-TIME AS A DELIVERY BOY, HE IS STILL WONDERING WHERE THAT PACKAGE COULD BE. MAYBE IT GOT LOST? SHOULD HE REPORT IT TO THE POSTAL SERVICE? THE POSTMASTER GENERAL? I'M SURE NINO GIVES GREAT VERBAL TIPS, ALTHOUGH I WONDER IF HE'LL FIND OHNO TO BE RESPONSIVE TO ANY DIRECTIVES - TIPS OR ORDERS. HE TENDS TO DO HIS OWN THING AND I IMAGINE THIS APPLIES TO STRIPPING. I'M SURE HIS STRIPPER MANAGER IS ALWAYS CHASING HIM AROUND GOING "NO. NOT IN THE SUN YOU'LL BURN! NO. I SAID NO DANCES WITH FISH!" AND THE LIKE. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS BEING A STRIPPER MANAGER.
YES I ALMOST COMMENTED AGAIN TO SAY "AHHAHAHA I DID IT!" BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE PUSHING MY LUCK (WELL I'M GLAD YOU DON'T CARE BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WHO I ACCIDENTALLY COMMENT ON TOP OF DO WHEN THEY GET WEIRD CREEPY NOTIFICATIONS OF DELETED REPLIES TO THEIR COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW - OR WORSE!!! I DON'T NOTICE AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY SEE MY STUPID COMMENTS. THE HORROR!! I MUST SPARE FUTURE INNOCENT COMMENT BYSTANDERS FROM THIS ...I hope I am commenting this one in the right place.....>.>)
OK BUT YES RITUAL TATTOOING. AND LET'S JUST BE CLEAR HERE: I WOULD NOT BE RESEARCHING IF I DIDN'T ENJOY EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT. WHICH I DID. AND CONTINUE TO. ALSO HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!!!!!! SPRINGBREAK: LIVEJOURNAL. WASN'T THAT AN MTV SPECIAL ONCE? I look forward to your posting and if you filter me at all at any time I will be super sad and I will CRY - SO DON'T DO IT!!! It's not like I have a deadline for my research (although I do recall some kind of birthday at the end of April which I might arbitrarily aim to end my research near~). WHY WOULD I NOT READ WHAT YOU POST YOU CRAZY PERSON. I EVEN READ YOUR JUNTOSHI. REMEMBER THAT. IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO TELL ME TO SAVE THINGS FOR LATER WITH YOU.
(Ps: But seriously I have 70000000 things to say to you!!! 7000000 THINGS!!!! Which is why I need like an hour to reply but reply I will! TATTOOING!!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!! STILL UNDECIDED ABOUT LOCATION THAT REQUIRES PANTS!!! MANY PROS AND CONS!!! I CAN'T TELL YOU ANY MORE OR I WILL LOSE POINTS BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU!!!!)
THE BEST PART IS, SHO WASN'T EVEN EXPECTING A PACKAGE TO BEGIN WITH. YET HE'S SO WORRIED ABOUT IT. IS IT EVEN HIS? BUT THE DELIVERY GUY ASKED FOR HIS NAME. MAYBE THERE IS ANOTHER SAKURAI SHO WHO LIVES IN THE SAME BUILDING. AND THEN AIBA ASKS HIM IF HE DOESN'T LIKE IT BECAUSE HE'S MAKING SUCH A SERIOUS, CONCERNED FACE. I THINK IT WOULD DEPEND ON HOW CREATIVE NINO'S ORDERS ARE. THEY MIGHT JUST BE INSPIRATIONAL. CAN JUN BE THE STRIPPER MANAGER PLEASE? WHO ALWAYS MAKES THESE GREAT PLANS FOR OHNO'S CAREER TO ADVANCE, BUT THEN OHNO DOESN'T SHOW UP, BECAUSE HE'S BUSY DANCING WITH FISH.
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT, BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING A VICTORY COMMENT TOO. PSHH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. BESIDES, IF ALL OF MY FRIENDS LIKE WHATEVER I POST ENOUGH TO COMMENT, ODDS ARE THEY WILL BE EQUALLY AMUSED BY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. AND SOME OF THEM MIGHT ALREADY BE YOUR FRIENDS ANYWAY. ALSO, YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH THIS LAYOUT. IN FACT AT LEAST ONCE A POST SOMEONE COMMENTS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S COMMENT. I AM THE ONE AT FAULT HERE, I NEED TO CHANGE IT, BUT I JUST CAN'T GET RID OF OHNO YET.
WHILE I AM GLAD YOU ENJOY THE RESEARCH, I STILL FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT IT. BUT I AM BEGINNING TO THINK I AM FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE HERE AGAINST YOUR STUBBORNNESS. I WILL CONCLUDE THE DISCUSSION ON THIS TOPIC BY SAYING I APPRECIATE THE LENGTHS YOU ARE GOING TO, TO THE EXTENT THAT I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW TOUCHED I AM.
SPRING BREAK, YES, THANK YOU. YOU KNOW I THINK IT WAS AN MTV SPECIAL. WHERE THEY WENT AROUND TO THE FANCY HOMES OF OLD FAMOUS PEOPLE, AND INTERVIEWED THEIR GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT HOW THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WRITING PORN. Ok, ok, I won't filter you. It was only for your own good that I offered. That's strange, remember a birthday towards the middle-ish end of April too....hmmm. Something should be done about this. (But seriously, take your time. I am happy to wait for as many birthdays and Christmases, and Valentines days as it takes. YOU REALLY NEVER SHOULD HAVE READ THAT JUNTOSHI. ITS THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT OF THIS JOURNAL. BUT THANK YOU FOR SUFFERING WITH ME OUT OF FRIENDSHIP.
(Ps: Once more I say to you, take your time. And if it takes too long, than just give me the bare bones so you can move on with life. It also takes me a while to reply to you so I understand (BUT ITS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY SO I DON'T MIND HOW LONG IT TAKES ME AT ALL.) a;sdklfja;sldfkja;slfaj;sdlfaj;sdfj the tatooing. ON LOCATION: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SOME SORT OF PLACE WHERE IT'S HOT ENOUGH FOR NO PANTS IN THE SUMMER BUT COLD ENOUGH FOR PANTS IN THE WINTER? OR IS THROWING MORE OPTIONS AT YOU AT THIS POINT UNHELPFUL? YOU CAN TELL ME, ITS OK. I WON'T DOCK POINTS. OR MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME BUT JUST DON'T INCLUDE NAMES? THAT WOULD MAINTAIN THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.)
WHY YES I NOTICED, AND YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME BACK AND EDIT! CONGRATULATIONS. ALTHOUGH IT NEVER REALLY BOTHERED ME TO BEGIN WITH BUT I DON'T WANT TO RUIN YOUR MOMENT
;ALSKDFJA;SLDKFJA;SLDKFJA;LSDKJ THE RITUAL TATOOING. I WANT IT SO BADLY, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD ONE MORE THING TO YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO RESEARCH. BUT JUST A HEADS UP, I'LL PROBABLY POST MORE THIS WEEK BECAUSE I'M ON BREAK THIS WEEK AND ACTUALLY HAVE TIME TO BE A PRODUCTIVE LJ PERSON. SHOULD I CREATE A SPECIAL FILTER WITHOUT YOU IN IT, JUST SO YOU WON'T BE DISTRACTED? ALSO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ. OR YOU CAN SAVE FOR LATER.
(Ps: No worries! I was expecting as much. XD There was a lot of information there, and a lot for you to think over and plot out. I wasn't sure how much you knew already, so I just went for imparting as much as I could. You don't even need to 'reply' to it, unless you have further questions about the information/want more information! My door is always open to consultations! :D)
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YES I ALMOST COMMENTED AGAIN TO SAY "AHHAHAHA I DID IT!" BUT THEN I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE PUSHING MY LUCK (WELL I'M GLAD YOU DON'T CARE BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WHO I ACCIDENTALLY COMMENT ON TOP OF DO WHEN THEY GET WEIRD CREEPY NOTIFICATIONS OF DELETED REPLIES TO THEIR COMMENTS FROM PEOPLE THEY DON'T KNOW - OR WORSE!!! I DON'T NOTICE AND THEN THEY ACTUALLY SEE MY STUPID COMMENTS. THE HORROR!! I MUST SPARE FUTURE INNOCENT COMMENT BYSTANDERS FROM THIS ...I hope I am commenting this one in the right place.....>.>)
OK BUT YES RITUAL TATTOOING. AND LET'S JUST BE CLEAR HERE: I WOULD NOT BE RESEARCHING IF I DIDN'T ENJOY EVERY SINGLE MINUTE OF IT. WHICH I DID. AND CONTINUE TO. ALSO HAPPY SPRING BREAK!!!!!!! SPRINGBREAK: LIVEJOURNAL. WASN'T THAT AN MTV SPECIAL ONCE? I look forward to your posting and if you filter me at all at any time I will be super sad and I will CRY - SO DON'T DO IT!!! It's not like I have a deadline for my research (although I do recall some kind of birthday at the end of April which I might arbitrarily aim to end my research near~). WHY WOULD I NOT READ WHAT YOU POST YOU CRAZY PERSON. I EVEN READ YOUR JUNTOSHI. REMEMBER THAT. IT'S A LITTLE LATE TO TELL ME TO SAVE THINGS FOR LATER WITH YOU.
(Ps: But seriously I have 70000000 things to say to you!!! 7000000 THINGS!!!! Which is why I need like an hour to reply but reply I will! TATTOOING!!! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!! STILL UNDECIDED ABOUT LOCATION THAT REQUIRES PANTS!!! MANY PROS AND CONS!!! I CAN'T TELL YOU ANY MORE OR I WILL LOSE POINTS BUT I WANT TO TELL YOU!!!!)
Ok I'm going to stop talking to you now.
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HAHAHA ITS FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT, BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING A VICTORY COMMENT TOO. PSHH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. BESIDES, IF ALL OF MY FRIENDS LIKE WHATEVER I POST ENOUGH TO COMMENT, ODDS ARE THEY WILL BE EQUALLY AMUSED BY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. AND SOME OF THEM MIGHT ALREADY BE YOUR FRIENDS ANYWAY. ALSO, YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH THIS LAYOUT. IN FACT AT LEAST ONCE A POST SOMEONE COMMENTS ON SOMEONE ELSE'S COMMENT. I AM THE ONE AT FAULT HERE, I NEED TO CHANGE IT, BUT I JUST CAN'T GET RID OF OHNO YET.
WHILE I AM GLAD YOU ENJOY THE RESEARCH, I STILL FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT IT. BUT I AM BEGINNING TO THINK I AM FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE HERE AGAINST YOUR STUBBORNNESS. I WILL CONCLUDE THE DISCUSSION ON THIS TOPIC BY SAYING I APPRECIATE THE LENGTHS YOU ARE GOING TO, TO THE EXTENT THAT I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY EXPRESS IN WORDS HOW TOUCHED I AM.
SPRING BREAK, YES, THANK YOU. YOU KNOW I THINK IT WAS AN MTV SPECIAL. WHERE THEY WENT AROUND TO THE FANCY HOMES OF OLD FAMOUS PEOPLE, AND INTERVIEWED THEIR GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT HOW THEY SPEND THEIR LIVES IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WRITING PORN. Ok, ok, I won't filter you. It was only for your own good that I offered. That's strange, remember a birthday towards the middle-ish end of April too....hmmm. Something should be done about this. (But seriously, take your time. I am happy to wait for as many birthdays and Christmases, and Valentines days as it takes. YOU REALLY NEVER SHOULD HAVE READ THAT JUNTOSHI. ITS THE BIGGEST EMBARRASSMENT OF THIS JOURNAL. BUT THANK YOU FOR SUFFERING WITH ME OUT OF FRIENDSHIP.
(Ps: Once more I say to you, take your time. And if it takes too long, than just give me the bare bones so you can move on with life. It also takes me a while to reply to you so I understand (BUT ITS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY SO I DON'T MIND HOW LONG IT TAKES ME AT ALL.) a;sdklfja;sldfkja;slfaj;sdlfaj;sdfj the tatooing. ON LOCATION: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SOME SORT OF PLACE WHERE IT'S HOT ENOUGH FOR NO PANTS IN THE SUMMER BUT COLD ENOUGH FOR PANTS IN THE WINTER? OR IS THROWING MORE OPTIONS AT YOU AT THIS POINT UNHELPFUL? YOU CAN TELL ME, ITS OK. I WON'T DOCK POINTS. OR MAYBE YOU CAN TELL ME BUT JUST DON'T INCLUDE NAMES? THAT WOULD MAINTAIN THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.)
Ok, if you must :(
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