Dissidia Party!
Tonight on ffchaoticcosmos the fabulous wheatcakes shared a meme with us!
How it works:
You pick a pairing/couple. Then write 10 sentences featuring them. Each sentence has to be of a certain genre commonly found in fanfiction (listed below). The kicker is: each sentence is formed of 10 words (thus making your grand total 100 words).
Oh man, it sounds so easy but it's so challenging and fun! I did several pairings, and thought I would catalog them here as well so that: 1.) they didn't get too lost; and 2.) my other friends could see them. I know some of my friends have played Dissidia, so hopefully something will strike your fancy.
I also encourage everyone to try this on their own! Or, if you want me to do one for you, feel free to ask. I can't guarantee quality, though, haha.
NSFW warnings: yaoi, mature content
Cloud/Kuja
Dedicated to: toffeethesnob, ratavan, & the rest of our ship.
Angst
It seemed not even Kuja could ease Cloud’s guilty conscience.
UST
“What?” Cloud asked, drunk on the sway of his hips.
Love Triangle
Kefka was always looming-was the clown really just bored?
Fluff
Cloud leaned into him, Kuja’s warmth soothing his tired body.
Smut
Cloud’s toes curled into the sheets as he thrust again.
Character Death
Pain flooded his chest; again he failed to protect someone.
Gender Bender
Despite how much makeup Kuja wore, Cloud was still prettier.
Hurt/Comfort
“Rely on me more,” Cloud chided, wrapping the genome’s wounds.
Highschool AU
With only two members the club wasn’t really for theater.
Crossover
The Golden Saucer was the obvious choice for their date.
Squall/Bartz
This is kind of dedicated to stupidaquarius for her lovely offering of fanart recently. ♥ Also, I love this pairing.
UST
Bartz’s touches might have been innocent, Squall’s thoughts were not.
Love Triangle
Zidane appeared behind them, pushing them apart. “What’s up, guys?”
Smut
Squall’s fingers dug into the mime’s thigh as they came.
First Time
For once Bartz wasn’t playing, his cheeks a deep red.
Gender Bender
The way Bartz mimicked their female companions made Squall wonder.
Highschool AU
Squall pushed his homework over for Bartz to copy again.
Crossover
Squall decided the SeeD uniform suited Bartz well after all.
Fluff
Pulling Bartz into his arms, Squall let his actions speak.
Friendship
Though he wouldn’t admit it aloud, he enjoyed Bartz’s company.
Crack
“…What are you wearing?”
“I heard you liked to dance!”
Prishe/WoL
I also really love this pairing. D:
UST
She looked so young, would it still be all right?
High School AU
Everyone knew them as the infamous yankee and her shield.
Crossover
Somehow he felt right at home in her chaotic world.
Fluff
When Prishe laughed he knew there was still light left.
Hurt/Comfort
She held him close, instantly erasing all of his doubts.
Romance
He kissed her hand like a knight would a lady.
First Time
Prishe felt like a schoolgirl despite her years. “It’s okay.”
Love Triangle
“I already told ya, Garland. I’m not givin’ him up.”
Angst!
Not knowing what was to come, they were both afraid.
Character Death
He held her with shaking hands; she just smiled ruefully.
Prishe/Sephiroth
This is my favorite pure-crack pairing ever. It makes no sense whatsoever but hot damn I love it. X)
High School AU
He was her tutor but they never managed to study.
Hurt/Comfort
A gentle hand on his head put him at ease.
Fluff
Prishe hated gods, but in her book he was okay.
Angst!
They were both empty, both searching, and neither had answers.
IKEA PWP
Every single time that damn wing got in the way.
Smut (or maybe D/s)
“On your knees,” she bade. He put up little fight.
Love Triangle
“Boys, boys, there’s more than enough Prishe to go around!”
Kidfic
“This is your new mommy.”
“…Aren’t they a little big?”
Crossover
In Prishe's opinion, the Planet stunk more than Bahamut's backside.
Crack
“Who’s your momma?” She wore stilettos, Jenova’s helm, and smirked.
Cloud/Lightning
This is dedicated to anticfantasia, who would like to see a Cloud/Lightning fic written. I'm hoping to use this as a springboard for ideas.
Gender Bender
He found more than he had expected under that mini-skirt.
Angst!
Soldiers were only taught to fight, but what about living?
Romance
Cloud offered her the rose, thankful for Firion’s selfless friendship.
UST
He could never keep his thoughts straight when they sparred.
Love Triangle
Kain was anything but amused when he caught them the first time.
Fluff
He told her she was beautiful; she lost her composure.
First Time
Cloud decided he hated zippers and belts that first, awkward night.
Hurt/Comfort
She was beginning to fill the hole in his heart.
HS AU
They were quickly known as the “coolest couple” in school.
Wedding
She only told him her name the day they wed.
Onion Knight/Terra
Another of my favorite pairings. They're just so cute~!
Angst!
Sometimes he wondered: was he really good enough for her?
Romance
Lifting his helm, she bent enough so they could kiss.
IKEA PWP
“I’m sorry,” she apologized, in esper form. “I got overexcited.”
UST
He desired her more by the day; did she notice?
Love Triangle
First Vaan, then Cloud-the odds were definitely against him.
Fluff
When he said he’d protect her she couldn’t help blushing.
First Time
She responded by slipping his hand beneath her dress, flushing.
HS AU
Everyone made fun of their height difference; she liked it.
Friendship
Together they could face the world, that’s what he felt.
Wedding
He was nervous; she had been waiting for this day.
Laguna/CoD
A pairing inspired by 012. I wanted to write some Laguna for musicalsharpie so I did this... It's not great but I had fun with it. :x
IKEA PWP
After a few romps Laguna decided snakes were definitely evil.
UST
He couldn’t help looking if she was showing it off.
Love Triangle
When he saw the Emperor’s snake, he made the connection.
Smut
She was probably a forbidden fruit-he’d steal a bite.
Gender Bender
“I wondered why your voice was deep, but I was hoping…”
Hurt/Comfort
He hated leg cramps. “Shall we fix it for you?”
HS AU
Laguna involved himself more after he met Squall’s hot teacher.
D/s
So her snakes weren’t just for show; he couldn’t move.
Crossover
“You don’t have guns here? Baby, look at these biceps!”
Kidfic
Squall was a lot like her: reserved, grumpy, and sadistic.
Laguna + Squall
I got an idea and wanted to see if I could do it. So I did it. (Maybe this is a better offering for musicalsharpie? :D)
Please be sure to note that plus sign before you freak out, too. (Pluses indicate friendship, yo!)
First Time (I altered this to suit me!)
“By the way.” Laguna glanced at him. “I’m your dad.”
Kidfic
“You’re gonna get the coochie treatment!” Squall’s kids were cute.
Character Death
Figured. Squall didn’t call him “dad” until he was dying.
Crossover
Head throbbing, Squall thought he had a really bad dream.
Friendship
Laguna reached down to help him up; hesitantly Squall accepted.
HS AU
The baby pictures were out. Everyone loved Mister Liore’s class.
Hurt/Comfort
Squall didn’t remember Laguna being so gentle before. “Sorry, kid.”
Angst!
Laguna knew he had no right to expect anything now.
Love Triangle
Watching Squall with those two boys gave him a headache.
Crack
“…What is this?”
“A faerie costume! Do it for me!!”
Gabranth + Exdeath
Let me tell you exactly how this came about.
Brandon took one look at my pairings list and said, "There's no Gabranth!" Much as I love the little emo Judge I said I didn't know who to pair him with. "Who would you have me pair him with?" I asked. He didn't even think about it, "How about Exdeath?" Challenge accepted. AND SO THIS WAS BORN.
Crack
That damn dog kept pissing on him, day after day.
Crossover
Exdeath’s armor almost fit in with the judges, not quite.
Friendship (I really couldn't decide. @_@)
That Void was something they both strived for each day.
“HATRED IS WOT DRIVES ME.” Exdeath appreciated the kid’s passion.
D/s
Gabranth did exactly as he was told, Exdeath liked that.
HS AU
They both showed up to the Halloween party in armor.
Hurt/Comfort
“All returns to the Void.” Those words never sounded sweeter.
Gender Bender
What came out from that suit of mail wasn’t expected.
Kidfic
They weren’t equipped for babysitting, but the Void always was…
Character Death
Even if they died, they were returning to the Void.
Fluff
Two big tin cans, two little hearts-they somehow fit.
I also recommend checking out the original post over here: (click)! There are a lot of talented writers in the group and a lot of great pairings there. Check it out! Do it!
How it works:
You pick a pairing/couple. Then write 10 sentences featuring them. Each sentence has to be of a certain genre commonly found in fanfiction (listed below). The kicker is: each sentence is formed of 10 words (thus making your grand total 100 words).
Oh man, it sounds so easy but it's so challenging and fun! I did several pairings, and thought I would catalog them here as well so that: 1.) they didn't get too lost; and 2.) my other friends could see them. I know some of my friends have played Dissidia, so hopefully something will strike your fancy.
I also encourage everyone to try this on their own! Or, if you want me to do one for you, feel free to ask. I can't guarantee quality, though, haha.
NSFW warnings: yaoi, mature content
Cloud/Kuja
Dedicated to: toffeethesnob, ratavan, & the rest of our ship.
Angst
It seemed not even Kuja could ease Cloud’s guilty conscience.
UST
“What?” Cloud asked, drunk on the sway of his hips.
Love Triangle
Kefka was always looming-was the clown really just bored?
Fluff
Cloud leaned into him, Kuja’s warmth soothing his tired body.
Smut
Cloud’s toes curled into the sheets as he thrust again.
Character Death
Pain flooded his chest; again he failed to protect someone.
Gender Bender
Despite how much makeup Kuja wore, Cloud was still prettier.
Hurt/Comfort
“Rely on me more,” Cloud chided, wrapping the genome’s wounds.
Highschool AU
With only two members the club wasn’t really for theater.
Crossover
The Golden Saucer was the obvious choice for their date.
Squall/Bartz
This is kind of dedicated to stupidaquarius for her lovely offering of fanart recently. ♥ Also, I love this pairing.
UST
Bartz’s touches might have been innocent, Squall’s thoughts were not.
Love Triangle
Zidane appeared behind them, pushing them apart. “What’s up, guys?”
Smut
Squall’s fingers dug into the mime’s thigh as they came.
First Time
For once Bartz wasn’t playing, his cheeks a deep red.
Gender Bender
The way Bartz mimicked their female companions made Squall wonder.
Highschool AU
Squall pushed his homework over for Bartz to copy again.
Crossover
Squall decided the SeeD uniform suited Bartz well after all.
Fluff
Pulling Bartz into his arms, Squall let his actions speak.
Friendship
Though he wouldn’t admit it aloud, he enjoyed Bartz’s company.
Crack
“…What are you wearing?”
“I heard you liked to dance!”
Prishe/WoL
I also really love this pairing. D:
UST
She looked so young, would it still be all right?
High School AU
Everyone knew them as the infamous yankee and her shield.
Crossover
Somehow he felt right at home in her chaotic world.
Fluff
When Prishe laughed he knew there was still light left.
Hurt/Comfort
She held him close, instantly erasing all of his doubts.
Romance
He kissed her hand like a knight would a lady.
First Time
Prishe felt like a schoolgirl despite her years. “It’s okay.”
Love Triangle
“I already told ya, Garland. I’m not givin’ him up.”
Angst!
Not knowing what was to come, they were both afraid.
Character Death
He held her with shaking hands; she just smiled ruefully.
Prishe/Sephiroth
This is my favorite pure-crack pairing ever. It makes no sense whatsoever but hot damn I love it. X)
High School AU
He was her tutor but they never managed to study.
Hurt/Comfort
A gentle hand on his head put him at ease.
Fluff
Prishe hated gods, but in her book he was okay.
Angst!
They were both empty, both searching, and neither had answers.
IKEA PWP
Every single time that damn wing got in the way.
Smut (or maybe D/s)
“On your knees,” she bade. He put up little fight.
Love Triangle
“Boys, boys, there’s more than enough Prishe to go around!”
Kidfic
“This is your new mommy.”
“…Aren’t they a little big?”
Crossover
In Prishe's opinion, the Planet stunk more than Bahamut's backside.
Crack
“Who’s your momma?” She wore stilettos, Jenova’s helm, and smirked.
Cloud/Lightning
This is dedicated to anticfantasia, who would like to see a Cloud/Lightning fic written. I'm hoping to use this as a springboard for ideas.
Gender Bender
He found more than he had expected under that mini-skirt.
Angst!
Soldiers were only taught to fight, but what about living?
Romance
Cloud offered her the rose, thankful for Firion’s selfless friendship.
UST
He could never keep his thoughts straight when they sparred.
Love Triangle
Kain was anything but amused when he caught them the first time.
Fluff
He told her she was beautiful; she lost her composure.
First Time
Cloud decided he hated zippers and belts that first, awkward night.
Hurt/Comfort
She was beginning to fill the hole in his heart.
HS AU
They were quickly known as the “coolest couple” in school.
Wedding
She only told him her name the day they wed.
Onion Knight/Terra
Another of my favorite pairings. They're just so cute~!
Angst!
Sometimes he wondered: was he really good enough for her?
Romance
Lifting his helm, she bent enough so they could kiss.
IKEA PWP
“I’m sorry,” she apologized, in esper form. “I got overexcited.”
UST
He desired her more by the day; did she notice?
Love Triangle
First Vaan, then Cloud-the odds were definitely against him.
Fluff
When he said he’d protect her she couldn’t help blushing.
First Time
She responded by slipping his hand beneath her dress, flushing.
HS AU
Everyone made fun of their height difference; she liked it.
Friendship
Together they could face the world, that’s what he felt.
Wedding
He was nervous; she had been waiting for this day.
Laguna/CoD
A pairing inspired by 012. I wanted to write some Laguna for musicalsharpie so I did this... It's not great but I had fun with it. :x
IKEA PWP
After a few romps Laguna decided snakes were definitely evil.
UST
He couldn’t help looking if she was showing it off.
Love Triangle
When he saw the Emperor’s snake, he made the connection.
Smut
She was probably a forbidden fruit-he’d steal a bite.
Gender Bender
“I wondered why your voice was deep, but I was hoping…”
Hurt/Comfort
He hated leg cramps. “Shall we fix it for you?”
HS AU
Laguna involved himself more after he met Squall’s hot teacher.
D/s
So her snakes weren’t just for show; he couldn’t move.
Crossover
“You don’t have guns here? Baby, look at these biceps!”
Kidfic
Squall was a lot like her: reserved, grumpy, and sadistic.
Laguna + Squall
I got an idea and wanted to see if I could do it. So I did it. (Maybe this is a better offering for musicalsharpie? :D)
Please be sure to note that plus sign before you freak out, too. (Pluses indicate friendship, yo!)
First Time (I altered this to suit me!)
“By the way.” Laguna glanced at him. “I’m your dad.”
Kidfic
“You’re gonna get the coochie treatment!” Squall’s kids were cute.
Character Death
Figured. Squall didn’t call him “dad” until he was dying.
Crossover
Head throbbing, Squall thought he had a really bad dream.
Friendship
Laguna reached down to help him up; hesitantly Squall accepted.
HS AU
The baby pictures were out. Everyone loved Mister Liore’s class.
Hurt/Comfort
Squall didn’t remember Laguna being so gentle before. “Sorry, kid.”
Angst!
Laguna knew he had no right to expect anything now.
Love Triangle
Watching Squall with those two boys gave him a headache.
Crack
“…What is this?”
“A faerie costume! Do it for me!!”
Gabranth + Exdeath
Let me tell you exactly how this came about.
Brandon took one look at my pairings list and said, "There's no Gabranth!" Much as I love the little emo Judge I said I didn't know who to pair him with. "Who would you have me pair him with?" I asked. He didn't even think about it, "How about Exdeath?" Challenge accepted. AND SO THIS WAS BORN.
Crack
That damn dog kept pissing on him, day after day.
Crossover
Exdeath’s armor almost fit in with the judges, not quite.
Friendship (I really couldn't decide. @_@)
That Void was something they both strived for each day.
“HATRED IS WOT DRIVES ME.” Exdeath appreciated the kid’s passion.
D/s
Gabranth did exactly as he was told, Exdeath liked that.
HS AU
They both showed up to the Halloween party in armor.
Hurt/Comfort
“All returns to the Void.” Those words never sounded sweeter.
Gender Bender
What came out from that suit of mail wasn’t expected.
Kidfic
They weren’t equipped for babysitting, but the Void always was…
Character Death
Even if they died, they were returning to the Void.
Fluff
Two big tin cans, two little hearts-they somehow fit.
I also recommend checking out the original post over here: (click)! There are a lot of talented writers in the group and a lot of great pairings there. Check it out! Do it!