Sometimes I REALLY Hate my Customers

Feb 21, 2011 18:00

Well...  Today was interesting...

I was ringing while SSK was on bar and the other partner in the store was on his 10.  This couple I'd never seen before came up to my register with two venti cups.  Lets call them Fake Christian Assholes (FCA).

FCA: We want two refills with white mocha.
Me: Did you leave the store and come back?
FCA: We just stepped out for a little while!  I know what the refill policy is!  You get two hours!
Me: *tried to explain but they kept cutting me off so I went about making their refills instead of listening to them*
FCA: We come here all the time and we always get it like that!
Me: *in as flat a tone as possible and really fed up with their BS* Funny...  I've never seen you here before.
FCA: We've never seen you before either.  We must not come when you work.
Me: You must not.
FCA: What's with your attitude. DO YOU HAVE JESUS IN YOUR HEART?
Me: No.  I don't.
FCA: WELL THAT'S WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.  YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.  YOU MUST BE A SATANIST.

Then they plunked down ONE DOLLAR for their "refills" with white mocha.  I told them that it cost more than that and that they owed me money for their drinks, but by that point they were across the store at the condiment bar and still yelling at me that I was a satanist and going to hell.

I later asked SSK (who has a better memory than me) if she'd ever seen them before and she said no.  That's what I thought.

Really, these guys should not be allowed to call themselves Christians.  They looked me in the eye and lied to me and then stole from us.  They only got all high and mighty because I wasn't kowtowing to their shenanigans.  As a person who may not be Christian now, but was raised Christian, I'm deeply offended by their behaviour.

Fuck those bitches!  They aren't allowed in my store ever again!

my customers suck, lulzy, starbucks, earning that paycheck

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