with a deck of fifty one

Jul 08, 2005 22:37

So a few days ago I was driving along the road when I came to a red light. The car in front of me was, in fact, in front of me, so I was stopped with my rear end somewhat close-ish to a parked car. You will soon discover the importance of this.

As time went by sitting at the red light, another car (a Ford Explorer, to be precise) came up behind me with it's right-turn signal on. There was plenty of room for it to go between my car and the parked car to my right, so I continued to sit and wait.

The car behind me does very little in the moving department, and suddenly the driver must have thought it a good idea to die on it's horn, because that's what he did. I pointed to the excessive space between myself and the car "in his way", but he appeared to want me to hit the car in front of me to make it absolutely without-a-doubt possible for him to curb in and make his right turn.

Eventually, the light turned green, and I saw the driver of the Explorer much closer. He, the driver, was probably in a ballpark of 400 pounds. The first thought that came to my head, and it did, really, really fast, was, "Well, they're probably not used to squeezing by anyways..."

I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON!one!!?1?!!
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