Dec 09, 2006 02:50
1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? im not an advocate of murder in any form.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? hmmmm. thats so hard, so many bands so little switch ill go with nickleback.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Well that would be george W. bush
4. What is the best kind of cheese? sharp cheddar
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese? yes, and turkey, ham, roast beef, salamie, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion, pepperencini peppers , Mayo, salt and pepper, oil, green olives all on white.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex. Who would it be? again so many and so little oppritunity id prolly have to say angelina jolie.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it? ummm amy lee though i would like to rid the earth of her band.
8. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? (saving, investing and depositing do not count). poker
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? vegas
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that? poker
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific." jager
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go to any time in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? 60's go to woodstock, and also bet on sports and make mega money.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? universal health care.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise? I would either make a reality show of my local poker game, a show with iwa deepsouth wrestling or a reality show centered around me and my comical life.
15. What is your favorite expletive? flaming ass wagon or holy fuck shit
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? form a massive army of mummies and take over the world.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? i really dont know, ill have to think on that.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour? lead cops on a dramatic chase will recieving oral from my hot as fire hostage.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! invisability
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? hmmmm i dunno, maybe some time with my first step dad barry or my grand father.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count) the whole falling for someone who would never return my love thing.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? ill have to agree and say Canada aswell.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! good?
24. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life? prolly cobain.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have finally opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. either my step-dad or grand dad
27. What's your theme song?
this photograph is proof(i know you know) - Taking back sunday