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L A S T P E R S O N T H A T:
1. Slept in your bed: besides me haha i guess patty cakes, and hes a guy and no not "slept" as in sleep. quit prodding me with those looks, damn it im straight wont you people ever stop! lol
2. Saw you cry: hmmmm i dunno the last funeral i was at i guess
3. Made you cry: rather not say
4. Went to the movies with you: Grant
5. You went to the mall with: bubbster, patty cakes and adam
6. You went to dinner with: Kevin brannon
7. You talked on the phone with: Misty
8. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it: outside family i haveno clue
9. Broke your heart: none lately
10. Made you laugh: kevin
11. Bought you something: i cant recall
12. Had sex with? haha not even gonna begin to answer that one
13. Talked trash about? i dunno maybe everyone
14. You missed? misty? i guess
15. Lusted for ? rachel and misty
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W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue?: umm niether but tongue iguess
2. be serious or be funny? funny 90%
3. drink whole or skim milk? skim, but 2% is the way to go
4. die in a fire or drown? fire fuck some drowning at least u might breath in smoke and pass out in afire
5. spend time with your parents or go to work? work lately
6. be cremated or buried? cremated
7. walk or drive? drive for sure
8. fly or train? i dunno never tried either
9. visit Arizona or Boston? Boston
10. drink Kool-aid or water? kool aide, but crystal light rules too, yeah it does
11. be tall or short? tall
12. be hairy or smooth? smooth, like i am ;-)
13. sing or draw? Sing
14. Side burns or goatee? goatee, or both in the old beard
15. Halloween or Christmas? christmas
16. Have a homosexual experience or be a racist? ha niehter im so not racist but im not about to kiss a dude
17.Be celibate or be vegetarian? celibate lol
18. Blind or deaf? blind i guess kinda hard to choose
19. Bathe or eat? um eat u have to live not so much on the bath thing
20. Loratab or GHB? niehter but loratab if pushed
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A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated?: complicatedly simple
2. Gay?: Nopers
3. Intelligent?: i like to think so, atleast in some areas.
4. Honest?: yepp
5. Witty? yopu know it
6. Straight? very
7. Snobish? nope
8. a good listener? i try to be
9. temperamental? only when driving
10.easy? ha if i like the person but im a guy, howeveri am somewhat picky
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DO YOU PREFER
1. flowers or angels? ???? flowers i supposes
2. gray or black?: black
3. Color or Black and white photes? black and white
4. lust or love?: Love
5. sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&M's bitches
7. rap or rock?: Rock
8. staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late
9. boys or girls? Girls
10. Books or movies? movies
11. Dining out? Yes
12. Drugs or alcohol? i drink a little bit
13. Sleeping naked? nah live at home
14 Sleeping around? im a whore what can i say lol j/k
15. Dating people with or without children? either is fine by me
16. Restrictions? No
17. Comedies? Yes
19. Friends or lovers? Both
20. Cake or ice cream? ice cream
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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. do you like anyone?: yeah
2. do they know?: im sure
3. Ever been bi curious? nopers
4.Ever been depressed? occasionally
5. Been medicated? nope
6. Coveted a friends boyfriend or girlfriend? prolly theyalways land the fine ass chicks
7. Cheated? never
8. Lied about your past sexual experiences? yepp
9. Ran around naked? not really
10. Intenionally hurt someone's feelings? nah
11. Been attracted to a friend of the same sex? nopers, what is it with all the underlying sexual questions i mean how many was can you ask if your straight or gay?
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DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold?: cold
2. sun or moon?: moon
3. Winter or Fall?: fall
4. left or right?: Right handed
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having two best friends? cant i have both?
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
8. boys or girls: GIRLS
9. Vodka or Jack?: vodka
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ABOUT YOU
What time is it?: 1:32 p.m.
Name?: Matthew
Nickname(s): Smooth, Matty Boom batty and smoothie Lumpkins
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live?: wherever i find happiness
How many kids do you want?: 2
What kind of job do you want?: something in politics or wrestling
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UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits?: pace
2. Are you double jointed?: in a few places like my thumbs
3. Can you roll your tongue?: nope
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yes
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily?: no, im lazy most days, or in a hurry
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CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first? mostly right, im a mark i know
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: not lately
3. On the average: yeah idont get this one
4. What jewelry do you wear?: my think blue bracelet
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F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? i loves it
3. Whats your favorite food?: Steak medium rare
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: 3 or so
5. What's your favorite beverage?: mt. dew
6. What's your favorite restaurant?: hmmm i dunno, any place with agood steak
7. Do you cook?: if your specail enough
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GROOMiNG
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: once a day for sure
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part?: under a hat lol
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: nope im sheltered
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MANNERS
1. Do you swear?: at times, then sometimesi dont cuss for days
2. Do you ever spit: yeah
3. You cook your own food: Sometimes
4. You do your own chores?: yes
5. You got paid today?: nope yesterday
6. You like beef jerky?: hellz yeah
7. You like pepsi or coke?: pepsi
8. You plan on going to college? yes in january
9. You're happy with your hair?: meh
10. You own a dog? yepp
11. You spend your money wisely?: 90% of the time
12. You're always making new friends?: Yes
13. You like to swim?: yes
14. have you ever got so bored you called a friend? yes
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LET'S BE HONEST
In the last month have you...
1. Had a bf/gf: nopers
2. Bought somethinng? Yes
4. Sang: Yes all the time
5. Been kissed: Yes
7. Felt stupid: Yes im matthew lol
8. Missed someone: yep.
9. Got drunk: yes
10. Gotten high: .......
11. Danced crazy: yeah at rachels lol
12. Gotten your hair cut: nope, need to
13. Watched cartoons: family guy and king of the hill bitches
14. Lied: yes
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H A V E Y O U E V E R
1. Wished you were the opposite sex: yeah so i could be a lesbian lol
2. Snuck out of your house: nope
3. Gave money to a homeless person: nope not toomany in cullman lol
4. Kissed a boy? nope
5. Kissed a girl? yes
6. Been in a mosh pit? yep, but not for years...
7.Used a condom? im not gonna have a baby yet
8. Been in love? Yes
9. Been to a strip club? yes i have
10. A drug dealer's house? not that i know of
11. Been to jail? Nope
12. Been to rehab? No
13. Been to a funeral? who hasnt?
14. Been to a wedding? yepp and in one
15. Been to a casino? yep.
16. Been to Los Angeles? Nope
17. Been to a whorehouse? not yet, i will go to the bunny Ranch one day though
18. Been to a movie premiere? nopers
19. Been to a amusement park? not lately
20. Been to Church? yes
1. Slept in your bed: besides me haha i guess patty cakes, and hes a guy and no not "slept" as in sleep. quit prodding me with those looks, damn it im straight wont you people ever stop! lol
2. Saw you cry: hmmmm i dunno the last funeral i was at i guess
3. Made you cry: rather not say
4. Went to the movies with you: Grant
5. You went to the mall with: bubbster, patty cakes and adam
6. You went to dinner with: Kevin brannon
7. You talked on the phone with: Misty
8. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it: outside family i haveno clue
9. Broke your heart: none lately
10. Made you laugh: kevin
11. Bought you something: i cant recall
12. Had sex with? haha not even gonna begin to answer that one
13. Talked trash about? i dunno maybe everyone
14. You missed? misty? i guess
15. Lusted for ? rachel and misty
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W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R
1. pierce your nose or tongue?: umm niether but tongue iguess
2. be serious or be funny? funny 90%
3. drink whole or skim milk? skim, but 2% is the way to go
4. die in a fire or drown? fire fuck some drowning at least u might breath in smoke and pass out in afire
5. spend time with your parents or go to work? work lately
6. be cremated or buried? cremated
7. walk or drive? drive for sure
8. fly or train? i dunno never tried either
9. visit Arizona or Boston? Boston
10. drink Kool-aid or water? kool aide, but crystal light rules too, yeah it does
11. be tall or short? tall
12. be hairy or smooth? smooth, like i am ;-)
13. sing or draw? Sing
14. Side burns or goatee? goatee, or both in the old beard
15. Halloween or Christmas? christmas
16. Have a homosexual experience or be a racist? ha niehter im so not racist but im not about to kiss a dude
17.Be celibate or be vegetarian? celibate lol
18. Blind or deaf? blind i guess kinda hard to choose
19. Bathe or eat? um eat u have to live not so much on the bath thing
20. Loratab or GHB? niehter but loratab if pushed
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A R E Y O U
1. simple or complicated?: complicatedly simple
2. Gay?: Nopers
3. Intelligent?: i like to think so, atleast in some areas.
4. Honest?: yepp
5. Witty? yopu know it
6. Straight? very
7. Snobish? nope
8. a good listener? i try to be
9. temperamental? only when driving
10.easy? ha if i like the person but im a guy, howeveri am somewhat picky
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DO YOU PREFER
1. flowers or angels? ???? flowers i supposes
2. gray or black?: black
3. Color or Black and white photes? black and white
4. lust or love?: Love
5. sunrise or sunset?: Sunset
6. M&Ms or Skittles?: M&M's bitches
7. rap or rock?: Rock
8. staying up late or waking up early?: Staying up late
9. boys or girls? Girls
10. Books or movies? movies
11. Dining out? Yes
12. Drugs or alcohol? i drink a little bit
13. Sleeping naked? nah live at home
14 Sleeping around? im a whore what can i say lol j/k
15. Dating people with or without children? either is fine by me
16. Restrictions? No
17. Comedies? Yes
19. Friends or lovers? Both
20. Cake or ice cream? ice cream
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ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
1. do you like anyone?: yeah
2. do they know?: im sure
3. Ever been bi curious? nopers
4.Ever been depressed? occasionally
5. Been medicated? nope
6. Coveted a friends boyfriend or girlfriend? prolly theyalways land the fine ass chicks
7. Cheated? never
8. Lied about your past sexual experiences? yepp
9. Ran around naked? not really
10. Intenionally hurt someone's feelings? nah
11. Been attracted to a friend of the same sex? nopers, what is it with all the underlying sexual questions i mean how many was can you ask if your straight or gay?
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DO YOU PREFER
1. being hot or cold?: cold
2. sun or moon?: moon
3. Winter or Fall?: fall
4. left or right?: Right handed
5. having 10 acquaintances who will have sex with you or having two best friends? cant i have both?
7. vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate
8. boys or girls: GIRLS
9. Vodka or Jack?: vodka
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ABOUT YOU
What time is it?: 1:32 p.m.
Name?: Matthew
Nickname(s): Smooth, Matty Boom batty and smoothie Lumpkins
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
Where do you want to live?: wherever i find happiness
How many kids do you want?: 2
What kind of job do you want?: something in politics or wrestling
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UNIQUE
1. Nervous Habits?: pace
2. Are you double jointed?: in a few places like my thumbs
3. Can you roll your tongue?: nope
4. Can you raise one eyebrow?: yes
5. Can you cross your eyes?: Yes
6. Do you make your bed daily?: no, im lazy most days, or in a hurry
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CLOTHES, ETC
1. Which shoe goes on first? mostly right, im a mark i know
2. Ever thrown one at someone?: not lately
3. On the average: yeah idont get this one
4. What jewelry do you wear?: my think blue bracelet
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F O O D
1. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
2. Have you ever eaten Spam? i loves it
3. Whats your favorite food?: Steak medium rare
4. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet?: 3 or so
5. What's your favorite beverage?: mt. dew
6. What's your favorite restaurant?: hmmm i dunno, any place with agood steak
7. Do you cook?: if your specail enough
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GROOMiNG
1. How often do you brush your teeth?: once a day for sure
2. How do you wear your hair for the most part?: under a hat lol
3. Have you ever dyed/highlighted your hair?: nope im sheltered
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MANNERS
1. Do you swear?: at times, then sometimesi dont cuss for days
2. Do you ever spit: yeah
3. You cook your own food: Sometimes
4. You do your own chores?: yes
5. You got paid today?: nope yesterday
6. You like beef jerky?: hellz yeah
7. You like pepsi or coke?: pepsi
8. You plan on going to college? yes in january
9. You're happy with your hair?: meh
10. You own a dog? yepp
11. You spend your money wisely?: 90% of the time
12. You're always making new friends?: Yes
13. You like to swim?: yes
14. have you ever got so bored you called a friend? yes
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LET'S BE HONEST
In the last month have you...
1. Had a bf/gf: nopers
2. Bought somethinng? Yes
4. Sang: Yes all the time
5. Been kissed: Yes
7. Felt stupid: Yes im matthew lol
8. Missed someone: yep.
9. Got drunk: yes
10. Gotten high: .......
11. Danced crazy: yeah at rachels lol
12. Gotten your hair cut: nope, need to
13. Watched cartoons: family guy and king of the hill bitches
14. Lied: yes
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H A V E Y O U E V E R
1. Wished you were the opposite sex: yeah so i could be a lesbian lol
2. Snuck out of your house: nope
3. Gave money to a homeless person: nope not toomany in cullman lol
4. Kissed a boy? nope
5. Kissed a girl? yes
6. Been in a mosh pit? yep, but not for years...
7.Used a condom? im not gonna have a baby yet
8. Been in love? Yes
9. Been to a strip club? yes i have
10. A drug dealer's house? not that i know of
11. Been to jail? Nope
12. Been to rehab? No
13. Been to a funeral? who hasnt?
14. Been to a wedding? yepp and in one
15. Been to a casino? yep.
16. Been to Los Angeles? Nope
17. Been to a whorehouse? not yet, i will go to the bunny Ranch one day though
18. Been to a movie premiere? nopers
19. Been to a amusement park? not lately
20. Been to Church? yes