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[kornflakee]

I've decided I need to get shitfaced one of these days and piss off of the Olympia-whateverthefuck Friendship Bridge. I want to see my urine magnificently arcing into the water far below. It would ideally occur very late in the night, but you can't really plan these things.

There has been snow on the ground for nearly a week now. Frozen things are my favorite things. Traction can slip the fuck out of my life, for serious.