The yummy goodness of food...
BOOURNS... life sux. I'm in one of those LOVELY moods again... well, as per usual I suppose. Not as bad as I could be, but I could be better. This single thing is fucked. I don't know how anymore, it's been WAY too long since I've had to. Fuck, I was single for a good part of my life... how hard could it be to go back??? Huh...
Booked my time off to go to Oshawa again YIPPEEE!! THAT at least is something to look forward to. I do look forward to coffee... with people who SPY on me (kidding lol)! But drunken goodness shall no doubt ensue. I need to get drunk, u noe that? You know how long it has been?? Too long damn it. I can't even remember. And I don't just mean a little drunk... I mean dance on the table and tell everyone I love them drunk... u noe what i mean. Awww, drunken goodness....
I've decided to give this diet thing a shot again (a shot in the dark, but hey). It's not a "resolution" persay, moreover a "goal" that I have set for myself... ok ok, so it's a resolution, sue me. I only wanna lose 40 pounds. Yeah, ONLY 40. Alot harder then it sounds. You know what?? It's all food's fault. Why does food have to taste so fucking good?? Why is a Big Mac so damn yummy, with a nive order of salty fries on the side and *drooooooools*... huh, where was I?? Oh yeah, food. Food, I hate you. I hate your yumminess. Stop being so damn yummy so I can stop eating you. Yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna give the Dr. Phil thing a shot and see what happens. No low carb/no carb thing for me, fuck that shit. Mmmm, pasta.... anyway. I've tried the Slim Fast thing, which makes me even MORE hungry than I normally am. I've tried the soup diet, the not eating diet, Weight Watchers... nothing fucking works for me. As previously stated, I blame it on food *shakes fist*... but I do wanna lose some weight. It wouldn't hurt me, that's for damn sure.
I also need a new hair colour... maybe back to blond again, we shall see. And I am fucking rambling, go me. It's my blog so neener neener. Bye.
Booked my time off to go to Oshawa again YIPPEEE!! THAT at least is something to look forward to. I do look forward to coffee... with people who SPY on me (kidding lol)! But drunken goodness shall no doubt ensue. I need to get drunk, u noe that? You know how long it has been?? Too long damn it. I can't even remember. And I don't just mean a little drunk... I mean dance on the table and tell everyone I love them drunk... u noe what i mean. Awww, drunken goodness....
I've decided to give this diet thing a shot again (a shot in the dark, but hey). It's not a "resolution" persay, moreover a "goal" that I have set for myself... ok ok, so it's a resolution, sue me. I only wanna lose 40 pounds. Yeah, ONLY 40. Alot harder then it sounds. You know what?? It's all food's fault. Why does food have to taste so fucking good?? Why is a Big Mac so damn yummy, with a nive order of salty fries on the side and *drooooooools*... huh, where was I?? Oh yeah, food. Food, I hate you. I hate your yumminess. Stop being so damn yummy so I can stop eating you. Yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna give the Dr. Phil thing a shot and see what happens. No low carb/no carb thing for me, fuck that shit. Mmmm, pasta.... anyway. I've tried the Slim Fast thing, which makes me even MORE hungry than I normally am. I've tried the soup diet, the not eating diet, Weight Watchers... nothing fucking works for me. As previously stated, I blame it on food *shakes fist*... but I do wanna lose some weight. It wouldn't hurt me, that's for damn sure.
I also need a new hair colour... maybe back to blond again, we shall see. And I am fucking rambling, go me. It's my blog so neener neener. Bye.