Leading With Your C.H.I.N.
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LEADING WITH YOUR C.H.I.N.
At Babes With Douchebags, we know it can be tough for guys to approach interesting women. It’s true, women can be intimidating. They’re pretty, they smell nice, they’re desireable...but, at the same time, we have absolutely no idea what they are thinking. That makes it tough to start a conversation.
This is where we come in. We want to help you. And we are going to do just that by talking about pickup lines.
Now, first things first, I want to deflate a myth. Pickup lines do not work. Let me say that again so it gets through. Pickup lines DO NOT work. They have never worked. I know of exactly zero credibly documented experiences in which a girl was swept off her feet with a single pre-planned line. Girls are smarter and much more sophisticated than that.
What women like is not a clever line. They like confidence. They like for guys to notice and be interested in them. So, for you to get to know a girl better, you have to embody these characteristics. You have to be the confident guy who notices and is interested by her.
But how do you do that? I’ll explain: You follow the C.H.I.N. Protocol.
C.H.I.N.
Let’s start with the C. It stands for confidence. What you have to do is eliminate all thoughts from your mind that you are approaching a woman you are interested in. If that is what you’re thinking about, you doom yourself to failure. You’ll likely stutter or be clumsy or otherwise come across as not too sharp.
Instead, think of it as just two people talking. It will help you focus and not be too nervous. You are not a guy and she is not the cutest girl you have ever seen. You are merely two people engaged in a conversation.
Confidence, then, is paramount. It is perhaps the most important step in the C.H.I.N. Protocol. So cultivate it within yourself and proceed onward.
Next, we come to H. Where confidence is all about how you approach the girl, the H is all about how to start the conversation. “Hello.” That’s it! It’s simple. Hello is the most painless “pickup line” ever invented. It isn’t threatening and I swear you’ll get a better response than if you walk up and say, “Do you know what would look good on you? Me.”
The good thing about H is that you can use variations. Hello works fine, but if you are more comfortable with “Hi” or “How are you?” or something along those lines, that is okay.
Now, before we proceed on, let’s talk a bit more about what NOT to say. As I remarked earlier, pickup lines are just about useless. Here are several you may have heard of, but which will never work:
1) Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
2) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.
3) True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
4) How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
5) I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.
There are few things in life that are a guarantee. But saying these types of thing to a girl, especially one you are interested in, is a guarantee to get hit in the mouth. Or walked out on. Or have a drink thrown in your face. Heck, maybe all three. So, keep it simple and just go with “hello” instead.
The I in C.H.I.N. stands for Intelligent Inquiries. In other words, asking smart questions. This goes back to what I was saying before: girls like for a guy to show interest in them. And what better way to show interest than to ask them good questions?
I’ll give you an example. Everyone likes music, right? So ask her what kind of music she enjoys. Who are some of her favorite performers? If you are intelligent enough and know something about the things she talks about, well, all the better! Now you have something in common. And related interests are always a great building block in a relationship.
What you NEVER want to do is ask STUPID questions. For instance, do not say, “Dude, heh heh heh, what size is your bra?” Okay? NEVER! She might slap you, but I will beat you up. You got that? So do the right thing and keep it intelligent.
That brings us to final step in the C.H.I.N. Protocol. The N. The N is simply this: No Neanderthals. Seriously, be up front with the girl. But don’t be a grunt with a club and try to take her back to your cave. She is, after all, a girl you like. She is not a piece of meat or any other type of possession.
So be respectful. Be polite. Be the good guy that you already know you are. Don’t “accidentally” keep nudging her boob or pinching her butt when she turns around. You’re a good guy! Not one of the brutes she deals with every other day of the week. If she’s worth your time, she’ll be thankful to have you around. And if she’s thankful, that means you’ll be thankful, too. Because you’ll know that learning about painless pickup lines and the C.H.I.N. Protocol here at BabesWithDouchebags.com was the wisest choice you’ve made in years.
Good luck!
LEADING WITH YOUR C.H.I.N.
At Babes With Douchebags, we know it can be tough for guys to approach interesting women. It’s true, women can be intimidating. They’re pretty, they smell nice, they’re desireable...but, at the same time, we have absolutely no idea what they are thinking. That makes it tough to start a conversation.
This is where we come in. We want to help you. And we are going to do just that by talking about pickup lines.
Now, first things first, I want to deflate a myth. Pickup lines do not work. Let me say that again so it gets through. Pickup lines DO NOT work. They have never worked. I know of exactly zero credibly documented experiences in which a girl was swept off her feet with a single pre-planned line. Girls are smarter and much more sophisticated than that.
What women like is not a clever line. They like confidence. They like for guys to notice and be interested in them. So, for you to get to know a girl better, you have to embody these characteristics. You have to be the confident guy who notices and is interested by her.
But how do you do that? I’ll explain: You follow the C.H.I.N. Protocol.
C.H.I.N.
Let’s start with the C. It stands for confidence. What you have to do is eliminate all thoughts from your mind that you are approaching a woman you are interested in. If that is what you’re thinking about, you doom yourself to failure. You’ll likely stutter or be clumsy or otherwise come across as not too sharp.
Instead, think of it as just two people talking. It will help you focus and not be too nervous. You are not a guy and she is not the cutest girl you have ever seen. You are merely two people engaged in a conversation.
Confidence, then, is paramount. It is perhaps the most important step in the C.H.I.N. Protocol. So cultivate it within yourself and proceed onward.
Next, we come to H. Where confidence is all about how you approach the girl, the H is all about how to start the conversation. “Hello.” That’s it! It’s simple. Hello is the most painless “pickup line” ever invented. It isn’t threatening and I swear you’ll get a better response than if you walk up and say, “Do you know what would look good on you? Me.”
The good thing about H is that you can use variations. Hello works fine, but if you are more comfortable with “Hi” or “How are you?” or something along those lines, that is okay.
Now, before we proceed on, let’s talk a bit more about what NOT to say. As I remarked earlier, pickup lines are just about useless. Here are several you may have heard of, but which will never work:
1) Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
2) Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I could see myself in your pants.
3) True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
4) How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
5) I wish you were a screen door so I could slam you all day long.
There are few things in life that are a guarantee. But saying these types of thing to a girl, especially one you are interested in, is a guarantee to get hit in the mouth. Or walked out on. Or have a drink thrown in your face. Heck, maybe all three. So, keep it simple and just go with “hello” instead.
The I in C.H.I.N. stands for Intelligent Inquiries. In other words, asking smart questions. This goes back to what I was saying before: girls like for a guy to show interest in them. And what better way to show interest than to ask them good questions?
I’ll give you an example. Everyone likes music, right? So ask her what kind of music she enjoys. Who are some of her favorite performers? If you are intelligent enough and know something about the things she talks about, well, all the better! Now you have something in common. And related interests are always a great building block in a relationship.
What you NEVER want to do is ask STUPID questions. For instance, do not say, “Dude, heh heh heh, what size is your bra?” Okay? NEVER! She might slap you, but I will beat you up. You got that? So do the right thing and keep it intelligent.
That brings us to final step in the C.H.I.N. Protocol. The N. The N is simply this: No Neanderthals. Seriously, be up front with the girl. But don’t be a grunt with a club and try to take her back to your cave. She is, after all, a girl you like. She is not a piece of meat or any other type of possession.
So be respectful. Be polite. Be the good guy that you already know you are. Don’t “accidentally” keep nudging her boob or pinching her butt when she turns around. You’re a good guy! Not one of the brutes she deals with every other day of the week. If she’s worth your time, she’ll be thankful to have you around. And if she’s thankful, that means you’ll be thankful, too. Because you’ll know that learning about painless pickup lines and the C.H.I.N. Protocol here at BabesWithDouchebags.com was the wisest choice you’ve made in years.
Good luck!