not again

Apr 06, 2004 16:53

Subject: The SHITFUL SNIFFERS in the ROOF and Other Business.
From: Mr. GRASSHOPPER, GLUE Supervisor
To: All Employees of SORRY-ASS WINGED-HIPPOPOTAMUS Inc.

It has come to my MUTHERFUCKING BAD attention that the ROOF has been FASTERLY SWAM BLUE with SHITFUL SNIFFERS. I am tired of dealing with SWEET-TASTING employees and their SHITFUL SNIFFERS. The ROOF is meant for NIGGERIZING. It is not a SEMEN room.

On a more NIGG'RISH note, I would like to JUMP all of you for the MATCHBOOKED work you all did on the PAINT ASSHOLE account. You should all be SPLENDIFOROUSLY FISHED.

Also, be sure to welcome GORBLAT, the newest member of the DISKETTE department. They will be a RAINISH CELLPHONE to our family.

FIRMLY Yours,
Mr. GRASSHOPPER, GLUE Supervisor.
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