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Jul 18, 2010 20:03

"Okay first we need a backstory.

You have two choices. With some possible alternate choices. First up you're either a: captain or explorer. Period. In the Steampunk universe 97% of the population is either a captain or explorer. If those aren't trendy enough for you, there are other options. Mad scientist, pirate, engineer. Those make up the remaining occupations in the Steampunk universe. Any other occupation is fail.

For the costume, you need goggles. Welding goggle on your face, with welding goggles on your head is a good choice. You also need to be covered in either a: dirt b: oil. The entire Steampunk world has oil everywhere. In fact there is no more water. Oil has replaced water.

Third you need a cog. Why? Who the fuck knows. It's the steampunk verse. Everyone needs a cog for some fucktard reason.

Lastly wear generic victorian clothing. But dirty.
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There. You're steampunk'ified now! Enjoy!"
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