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its early in the AM and im tired. i just drove back from ann arbor. i partied last night with TF, matt tobel, and sarah fuckin hucal. going to a dont wear clothing party and wearing clothing isnt as bad as one might think. i walked around whispering that i was from MSU because i didnt want to get beaten up but the people in AA are actually nice. no HC's either. i met fun people and it's sad that ill probably never see them again. they probably woke up this morning with "korey with a k" making laps in their minds. i think i fell down the stairs. or maybe i was just sitting at the bottom. singing little mermaid tunes when drunk is amazing. i found a fork and combed people's hair. i asked everyone and their cousin if they could please put on some hot jams and yet they never came. it's alright i dance to my own tune, always have always will. the people hosting the party kept making tater tots and passing them around like hors d'oeuvres. im pretty sure i told a few people to get their own tots. jessica, matt, and i passed out jolly ranchers as our hors d'oeuvres. i found grape lovers. people kept telling me to kiss people. what's with their sick addictions. were they getting off on account of watching me make out with people? id like to think so. im hot. however they should know im more than good looks and an ass that wont quit. riiiight we all know my ass doesnt even start. i need to think of a good one....more than good looks and a shoe collection that'd rival lil kim? oh shit. i just remembered the stop light car music off or whatever you'd call it. jess and i so laid down lil kims the jump off like it was our J.O.B.s, thats right and it was pretty much the hottest thing ever.
jessica where are you right now? i cant help but wonder. i saw you making out with boys. when i last saw you, you were on a mission. mission complete? do you know what the mission was.
julie thanks for being sober sally. you had fun...right? even if the driving conditions got bad.
p.fuckin.s.
i need to get some sleep so im not dead at my family birthday dinner thing tonight. outback steak house is heaven. alice springs chicken with a loaded baked potato here i come...just after a nap and a shower.
jessica where are you right now? i cant help but wonder. i saw you making out with boys. when i last saw you, you were on a mission. mission complete? do you know what the mission was.
julie thanks for being sober sally. you had fun...right? even if the driving conditions got bad.
p.fuckin.s.
i need to get some sleep so im not dead at my family birthday dinner thing tonight. outback steak house is heaven. alice springs chicken with a loaded baked potato here i come...just after a nap and a shower.