how i ruined my one perfection

[korbinkuhlio]

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[korbinkuhlio]

p.fuckin.s

1)i swear i resized those pictures...suck it easy photobucket...
2)furthermore, i dont know how my pants got ripped (seen in the picture with me and the statue)

[molshorty]

I am so sorry to hear about your tragedy. I too share in the hope that one day, I might become a foot model. My feet are my perfection as well. Here's to a speedy recovery...

[korbinkuhlio]

well id say mine are 99% perfection, my pinky toe is holding me back, but it's nothing i couldnt work with...

[squarereckloose]

to quote my friend from Planned Parenthood:
"having a penis in your ass gives you AIDS"

[korbinkuhlio]

good story.

tell it at parties.

[squarereckloose]

I think I will, but I just heard it yesterday. If you can keep a secret I'll tell you something that's really funny.

[korbinkuhlio]

id say it was funny....but REALLY funny...nah

[_pumpkin_grin_]

At least these blisters were something to look at...they look like real pain as opposed to your rusty nail incident that was entitled "bad news." That shit was weak, especially compared to this.

And you and Tim had a dance off without Julie and I...oh FUCK NO! We're NOT friends anymore. I'm NEVER speaking to you again!

[_pumpkin_grin_]

Korey, I miss you. Please forgive me. :(

Haha.
<3

[korbinkuhlio]

im sure there will be more once we hone our skills.

[korbinkuhlio]

id invite you guys to dance with us but my friends dont dance my friends dont club...

[omgdance_core]

im glad that i look like a turtle in everything!

[korbinkuhlio]

well then sign me up for some turtle lovin'...