I`ve read some nice "yaoi" stories in my life. And after knowing few very intelligent gay/bi persons with rather sparkling personality, there are things are my little pet peeves. Srsly, how random is that. Anyhow, list what makes me slap my had to my poor forehead and gets my really angry in heterosexuals writting about relationships AT ALL/
1. Buttsex is not kawaii - you poor fuck you. Sex is not kawaii, go figure.
2. There is no such thing as seme or uke, STOP IT *growl*
3. Gay relationships do not work that way, pls do some research or get to know an ACTUAL gay person before you make an utter fool of yourself. I personally dont believe 'seme' and 'uke' extend beyond the bedroom and try to cover personalities. It`s just plain dumb, it's like, people don't understand how a relationship (sexual or otherwise) between two men works so they have to categorize it into a feminine/masculine sense, because that is what they're used to.
Wich only show they do not how het relationships works too. Skary thing when you`re reading twenty something txt and discover that sad true about our species.
*takes deep breath & counts to ten backwards in chineesse*
And now Im going to read
jeza_red WishMaster and
viatoris Dream Story , where sex is sex, no made in Japan key chain.
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