Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave
mattiam a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
rgroobs (-5000 points). In November I turned
kelloggs in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In September I gave
alliemoon a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
kooter