wasting timeee
A girls Poem
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify Any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon I Can get a massage Without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, Can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others When I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles At any cost, And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost. I never forget An important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies With lots of gore. Don't need instant replay To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick.
I thought that was cute.
i have to go get ready. im partyin with Heather tonightttt. wooooo!
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify Any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon I Can get a massage Without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, Can pump my own gas Can talk to my friends About the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others When I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles At any cost, And I don't have a problem Admitting I'm lost. I never forget An important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies With lots of gore. Don't need instant replay To remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, Not at my chest! I don't have a problem With expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN, Get it, you prick.
I thought that was cute.
i have to go get ready. im partyin with Heather tonightttt. wooooo!