Parenting?

Oct 15, 2008 20:42

This parenting course... well. I suppose I have seen more inane school projects in my life. Not that any come to mind right now ( Read more... )

i'm not laughing, fuji, screaming plastic, school, so inane i can't believe it, shiraishi, what's the moral of this story, parenting

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 03:53:11 UTC
Before it get there, and I'm sure it won't as we only have them for a short amount of time, do not feel too insulted when my dolls tells your doll that his daddy can beat of your doll's daddy... You...are the father, right, Atobe-san?

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 06:39:00 UTC
My doll will just point out to your doll that his daddy is more good-looking than your doll's daddy. And I'm certainly not the nanny.

(OOC: Atobe logic: Three adults, one kid. Means there's mommy, daddy, and nanny.)

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 15:09:45 UTC
And I suppose we would have to secedual little doll playdates... where in my doll would push your doll off the slide. No... Perhpas you are the strange uncle instead. You should demand a paternity test, Atobe. To prove the plastic thing is yours.

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 18:44:09 UTC
Far as I understand, they're made to model three-month-olds, which might be a tad too young for playdates, especially things such as slides. And this far I've been stuck caring for the thing, so I'm either the doll's nanny or, going by Tachibana's strange theory, her father, end of story. Not that there is such a thing as a paternity test for plastic.

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 18:51:10 UTC
your partners have stuck you with it's care? How very oppertunistic of them... not even I would do that.

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 18:59:34 UTC
Apparently so. I have to say I'm most disappointed in them. And I don't believe we're allowed to arrange for hired help. Barbaric.

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 19:18:43 UTC
Hired help? Would that not be defeating the purpose? But at least Tachibana and I are sharing the responsibility. Perhaps you just need to file for devorce and find you a partner that will assist you in the week logn rearing

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 19:27:57 UTC
What exactly is the purpose? To make us sleep-deprived for an entire week? At least I finally have an excuse for falling asleep in English class. And given that there's a set amount of babies, well... I doubt any of those fortunate enough to have a participating partner would be willing to become single parents for my sake. Though I do wonder if I could borrow Kabaji from the girls...

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 19:38:34 UTC
You have no paternal instincts, Atobe. If it helps...this of this toy like your dog was when it was a puppy. Or do you just not have the ability to care for something other than yourself.

(ooc: low blow, Kite...but he means well)

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 19:48:06 UTC
My dog never woke me up at 2 AM with an ear-splitting cry. And it is not that I'm not able to care for the child, it's that I simply do not understand the purpose.

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 19:58:54 UTC
I see. The purpose excapes me as well, actually. I think that this is because of the rumor of STDs and unprotected sex among we campers. I suppose this is supposed to teach us to keep it in our pants, but I think that Sakamoto should have studied human biology more as men cannot have biabies...

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 20:01:20 UTC
Shouldn't gay guys be automatically excused, anyway? Indeed. And Miyuki-san and Tachibana-chan have little chance of accidental pregnancy, either, as long as Tachibana is around. And I.

(OOC: Both strikes very very deleted. The second ones mostly because Miyuki would probably kill Atobe herself if she knew he was taking a big brotherly attitude on her.)

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 20:04:50 UTC
even those who are supposed to provide heirs? So I have heard. I have heard my partner has a rather pronounced....sister complex.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 20:06:39 UTC
I can always adopt a kid who has already passed infanthood. Well, he did hit the teacher for just having been assigned the same room as her...

(OOC: Strikes deleted. Because deleted conversations are fun.)

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hitokirikite October 16 2008, 20:22:11 UTC
that...somehow makes me rest much easier..though I can't say as to why Then I shall be on my guard when it is time for me to take Akihito from him

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koori_no_king October 16 2008, 20:23:27 UTC
Because the thought of me getting pregnant is quite disturbing? As though he could bring any harm to you.

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