So as I pray...Unlimited Gay Po-Err, no.
...I blame playing too much ''Fate Unlimited Codes''. Since I only have unlocking Gil's alternative oufit left. And some character Arcade mode's. This post is brough to you by the ''Emiya'' theme.
L: --The Boss. ...Capo del Sarto...
*Luchino would take a deep whiff of the cigarete, then breathing it out, say.*
L: You may hae not heard about it but--2 years ago, old man Alessandro just as the Toscanini house was in the middle selecting , he had killed Kanbu...
G: --...! Are you, serious?
L: And so that person, became the Boss himself. *blah the case seems to be called Daivan's x. The Koumon seems to have seen it himself.*
*..Whi I was unable to say anything--*
L: ...I don't know about e Boss's . But...if that person is planning to do the same as two years ago then...
G: ...--
G: ...Hmpf, pretending to be cool...!
L: Wha...about what?!
G: No matter how you think of it, at that place there would be many GD's guards--going there alone, other than suicide what else would it be?
L: ...I can't bring along comrades or subordinates there--I must talk about it to the Boss in private! If not...
G: Everyone will get dragged into it--is it?
L: ...Aa. Those guys-- Bernardo, Giulio and also Ivan...everyone are, my comrades. It's fine if I'm the only who falls in hell.
*Gian would hit him/slap him...?*
L: ...-,'w!
G: What is it this bastard, so it means, I'm not one of your comrade's?
L: W,what are you saying! You're--ha...haha, what would it be...
G: You don't know?!
L: You are...how to call it--
*Luchino is, somehow...
As he's in a hurry, as if he's angry, searching for words, as if he was lost--
--In response,*
G: ..ts, fu...?! Nn,mu...!
*Luchino would pull Gian towards him, along with...his face, lips would connect with Gian's.
Gian's resistance(?) would only last for a second but...the hot sensation on his lips would made his head like when he was inside the shower...and Gian wouldn't be able to move.*
L: --...
G: ...fu,......nn..
*Luchino's smell, the smell of tabacco, the smell of musk...
...I wonder, what do I smell of...?
And so--once again, let go of Luchino's body.*
G: U...fua,haa...
L: N... --You're, more than a comrade...it's something like this?
*Smiling with a 'heh', Luchino said.*
G: As if I know...! Geez...'riously, a selfish bastard...
L: Sorry
G: If you're gonna apologize afterwards, then don't do it! ...Damn, before, did, so...much, yet why are you still so energetic you barbarian...
L: Hahaha...
*Luchino would laugh, and Gian would get caught along with it and laugh too--
How long, had they spent doing that...?
--Luchino would give up on something, and as if prepared for something, awaken the engine of the car.
For a while, Luchino wouldn't touch the gear.
--During that time, Luchino didn't say anything to Gian, not even to step out of the car.*
G: Let's go--*if the monkeys from before haven't returned, they will be prepared...if it's now, then they may still be cofused?
L: ...so you really--intend to come with me...
*...What is he saying!
...Although he actually wantts me to come!*
G: ...You intend to go there and die?--you plan to bet on a gamble with no chance to win, right? Then...
G: Try betting on me, the Lucky Dog...! --It may be that the unthinkable big prize may appear?
L: ...Gian...
G: The big prize, is our shining future! If we lose--Sorry, at that time I'll be dead too so be satisfied with that.
*For a moment, Luchino would look at him with serious eyes.*
L: ...-.fu...haha, hahaha! This bastard...! The best, this dog...!--I get it!
L: On the most hot and stinkin, that gamble! I'll go with it!
L: Here we go!! I'f you're gonna change your mind, this is the last chance?!
G: Don't be stupid! t/n: 'Yakta adoya est'...? ...Haa...
*And thus the them that had become completely hot, without the help of drugs, leaving the garage,
the car would head into the main street.
--Don't die, with this.
Deep inside Gian--
Himself would stare at him with a cold criticizing look, and mutter to himself.
But--he didn't regret it.
Since next to him--was the always hot him.* t/n: 'Hot' as in hot-headed/hot-blooded.
*Blah description - they are near he place, there are a lot of guards.
Would the Boss really be there...it's a gamble. Besides there be lot's of gangsters there.
Add to that--both me and Luchino, would only have our guns.
Rather than a gamble, it's just a plain death wish.
...But, I...
This now, situation, time...I was enjoying it.*
G: ...Maybe it should've been better if we had taken weapon's from the family's weapon storage, wouldn't it?
L: --Without telling them the reason?
G: Well, True
*--Again, silence.
...'It would be nice if this drive continued forever'--
To the point of something stupid as that, Gian thought.
This drive following the pitch black road.
What was it. Flying in space--Spaceship?
'This car would become German one, and like this start flying would be nice',
or childish stuff like that is what Gian thought.* t/n: ...As ifit needed another scene that would be similar to Ivan's route. ...It's a hint that LD 2 will take place in space, isn't it?
G: Damn...Should have brought cofee from the hotel with me.
L: You're sleepy? Haha, what impressive guts--
G: You're...not? I had slept a little after that but-- ...Rather, after such a workout you're still ok?
L: Should I do the continuation here?
G: ...! T-this, moron! You should get arrested by the police, this pervert!
*At that moment, is response,* t/n: ....How did the saying, go? ''Speak of the Devil and...''
L: --Kuh?!
G: Wa?!
*blah Suddenly a police car appeared in front of them, and was signaling to stop. Luchino obeyed, since it would've been dangerous if they had called for allies blah
This police car, why at such a...?!*
G: W,what is it?! ...Couldn't be, GD's--
L: ...Stay quiet. Don't move.
*Blah for a while the police car woldn't move. Both Luchino & Gian would be prepared if suddenly there where gunshots aimed at them, to evade while breaking out in cold sweat,
...but, the car wouldn't move?
No--the car door opened, and two policemed stepped out.
blah Luchino would lower the window, and show his face to the poliman outside.*
L: What is it, Mr. officer?
*blagh to Luchino's silent question, the guy would spit out(?) the gum he was chewing.*
PM1: Step outside, brats. You passed the speed limit.
PM: ...Driving such a nice car, brats.
*...Uwaa, stinks of alchohol!!
Blah from the opened window, together with the stench the PM.
...Totally drnk, these policemen?!*
L: ...At a place like this--My my, job well done.
*Luchino would open the cabinet--
And from there pull out the prepared by the family, bribe money.*
PM: Hmpf...!
*Outside of the car...the two policemen, talked about something with their eyes.
Suddenly one of them would hit the car.*
PM: Oi, get out!
L: What is it? I did show you my license--
*Blah to Luchino's calm words, the guy would pull him by his clothes.*
PM1: Act obedient before blood gets spilled, baby? There's something odd about you guys. ...Ora! Hurry up, and come out!!
PM: No strange movement's! Or else I'll smash your balls...!
*As Gian would think of them as stinkin' old men, one of them would pull out their pistol,
and aim it at him.*
L:--...ts...
*Luchino, with his eyes, would tell Gian that it's ok--
open the door and get out.
Gian would also as if to continue that...*
PM: Orra! Stand over there!
*Again the stench of alchohol would come at them.
...After drinking, catching mice? or is it patrolling?
Well with this certainly gangs will dissapear from Daivan.*
PM: ...Ha, which places 'bocchama? Wearing such nice clothes. What, randezvou at a woman's place?
*Gian questions from where they are from, such dirty english...*
PM: Heh,hehe, what is thiiiis~
G: Wa....?! Sto... t/n: ...Another name for this route would be ''People trying to get into Gian's pants - Again, again and...again.''
*Suddenly one of them would grab Gian by his hair, and have him face towards him?*
L: ...! Stop, you bastards...!
*In a second, Luchino's eyes seemed to be blazing.*
PM2: It's a batsukin that looks like a woman, oi. Oi, look at this!
PM1: Whaaat, well to this guy even a fellatio would be...
PM: Gubuh...!
*Luchino's gun, would smash against the jaw of th guy who was holding Gian...hearing the sound of tooth breaking, surprised Gian.
PM: Wha?! You B-bas...
L: Fuckin' pigs...!! t/n: 'Porco Merda'~ with Luchino's theme! Woo~
PM: Guhaa!!
*Blah Luchino beating the now confused policeman unconcious, just as,*
PM1: Kuh...! This brat...!
*...would aim to attack Luchino, but Gian was quicker.*
PM: Guha...!
*Gian's hook,, was a clean hit!*
G: If you're gathered up that much--
G: Then try masturbating, bastar...ds!
*Gian would place his hands to be as if it was a hammer, and knock out the still staggering policeman.*
L: ....Damn--
*...It became quiet.*
G: ...What the hell, are these guys? Their business with is over.
*Blah Gian would place them both to be together?
And then grab one of them, and to his head...*
G: --I'm arresting this rapist~!
L: Are you a moron. Damn, how troublesome. If these guys wake up...
*At that time--
...ah.
If there exists a thing called inspiration, then the feeling that arrived inside Gian's head was undoubtedly that.
He--*
G: ...This is it! Luchino, give me a hand!! Hurry!!
L: Wh,wha...?
*Without waiting for Luchino, Gian would start stripping the uniform from one of the policemen.
The totally drunk, and drenched bastards...*
G: ...Disgusting, it stinks. The worst, damnit!
*Blah unbuttoning the the coat, and taking in it off with disgust.
So that the spew coming out of their mouths would catch onto it--*
L: O,oi...? --What are you doi,ng...Oi, you can't be-?! t/n: ''Playing dess-up. Now...?''
*At that time the Luchino who had realized what Gian was planning--
Still with a hesitant or doubting hand, stripped the upper clothes of the other one.* t/n: ...And the first time I played through this scene - I cheered.
G: I told you, didn't I?! To the Lucky Dog, the Bingo Reach has arrived!!
L: Are you serious...?
*Blah so they turned the two into just being drunks.
...If they're lucky, tommorow someone may notice them.*
*Blah Gian putting on to coat that would be a little too big for him...*
G: Uwa, it seriously stinks...
*It's uncomfortable, but it can't be helped.
Blah Luchino dealing with the other guy, also wearing the uniform blah.*
L: Well, certainly...if we went disguised as policemen, we may fool the GD's for a little while but...Are you serious, Gian...?!
G: You're betting on the Lucky Dog, right? Then you just have to bet on my Call.
*Blah Gian heading towards the patrol car, and seeing what's inside blah.*
G: Wowowow. Happy life with the prostitutes, huh? Amazing. Totally not jealous.
*Blah clothes and magazines(?) like trash blah Gian takes the key and opens the doorin the back...*
G: --...Wow...
L: What is it, a captured prostitute was riding inside?
G: No--there was (something) more sexy and dangerous. t/n: And don't forget - phallic!
*To Gian's reply, Luchino would also look inside. And...Find the same thing as Gian, his mouth would hang open a little.*
L: This is...
*Blah fitting the image the policecar or not, there where guns. Machineguns even blah|*
L: The way back of..of a bank robbery or something? ...You really are the true thing--
G: ...Aa, even I'm surprised by this outcome.
*Blah they pick up the guns. The shiny shiny machineguns, and the x that looks like chocolate bar fit perfectly.*
G: Luchino, you know how to use this?
L: Leave it to me. I've used it many times--
*Blah Luchino would pull a lever on it.
...Oh, it was this easy~~*
*Skip - Luchino's explanation. He compares the bullet flying out of it to a rodeo.*
G: Scary~
*Gian would remember the time when they got attacked and the door of the car was full of holes.*
L: Amazing, they even have heavy artillery.
*Luchino would pick another gun that would look somehow...strange? That shape in the front...A shotgun?
Luchino teaches Gian how to use it.*
*Skip - You can easily destroy a door with it.*
*...Shotgun--
hearing that, Gian would remember that yankee's disgusting face and voice inside his head...
...It would be nice if he wasn't there...
No...
It would be nice if he was, if so with this guy Gian would...!*
L: --Well then. It's the debut of x knights!
*Blah so they move out. Arriving there--what would they do?
They'd planned till acting like policemen and fooling them.
But...would it go well?*
G: ...Ah! This is bad!
*...This was dangerous, it was the point that he had forgotten...!
L: Wh,what is it?!
G: It's the dogs, dogs!!
*For a moment, Luchino didn't seem to understand what Gian was talking about.* t/n: No, Luchino. Gian isn't talking about himself again...
G: Bad~, I forgot. ...That guy--certainly said there where guard dogs. Inside a cage, they would let them out during an uproar...
L: He did say...
*--It's bad.
GD's gand would be dangerous but, doberman or somekind of other dogs would be worse.
If they hadn't know, they where about to commit a mistake that would get them killed...
...What should they do? ...Dog's, huh--*
*Skiip pretty much how they are kept in a cage, since duh it's a place were various gangs and Yakuza would hang out at. blah
...If so--*
G: --Let's go like this. Leave the dogs to me. I have an idea.
L: An idea you say...It's safe, right?
G: Do a Call already, you can't back out now.
*Skip description - Gian saw it. The forest and the green inside the manmade entrance.*
L: *deep breath*--Let's go
*Luchino would switch on the police siren. ..With this the people taking care of and guarding the place degginetely have noticed them.*
G: Haha...Even I was the one that gloated before but--This is a totally reckless gamble
L: Seriously
G: If we return alive from this...I feel like becoming the Capo would be easy..
L: I'm counting on you-- t/n: Or ''I'm looking forward to that''
*Skipping - them acting as policemen to trick them. Pretty much a dog had bitten a kid nearby, and they aka 'Michael' & 'Kidd'
Fun lines:
G: --It's the debut of the trump guards....!
--
L: Why do you say it's not them? Proof?
G: Who's the one responsible? If you're the security, then the one responsible for the security...?
--
G: ...Let's go--
L: ...Raise
*And cue them acting that they have mistaken the place, and it's not the dogs of this place.
To which they get told the guest here is quite an important persons so 'if they anger them' they will get fired!*
L: R,really...?
*...The Luchino acting unsttelted at this moment. He's good at it.
I also act as if I lost a bit of my compo...
...No, I wasn't from the very beginning.*
*Cue the guards telling them to go back, cussing...as Gian & Luchino do eye-contact.*
G: L,let's go, then...?
L: Right..ah, wait. The door in the back is half-way open, close is properly.
*Gian and Luchino would slowly walk...
In the direction of the door in the back--
Luchino would put his hand on the handle.
--The Yakuza bastards are...
...5,6,7...finished counting, what's left is?!
--Others?! Can't find any...?!
--The door in the back opened.
...Battle!!
Gian's and Luchino's hands would grab the machineguns.*
GDC: ...?! O.oi, you're, what--
L: You mean us?!
G: Juust deppoudama!! t/n: ...Let's see, the kanji involve...weapon and...tama, as in bullets...? What?
*Gian would poing his gun an the men who seemed as if he thought he was mistaken at what he saw.
--No, pointed at their backs.*
*More skipping - GD's death cries as Gian & Luchino keep on shootin'. Fun lines:
L: Iiiiyahaaaa~!! t/n: 'Yahooo'?
*As one of them would actually try to fight*
G: Too bad!!
*...and get a bullet in return, as he stands up. There where none of them standing now, so Luchino was the first to stop firing.*
G: ....Hyaaahahaaaa! This is the best!!
L: There's still left! Don't drop your guard...!
G: I kno...
*gunshots*
G: ...ow!!
*Bullets would come flying from a different direction. Together, Luchino & Gian would hide behind the car.
As there was the sound of the car getting holes, they would feed the machineguns new sweet chocolate bars--
Cue more of the enemies appearing to go after them*
G: ...nn!
*More skipping - Round two of the gunfight.
G: Don't hold back! Take all you want!!
L: The guns are overheating, throw it away and use a new one!!
G: This is the best! Wasting bullets!!
*They would change machineguns, and pull the lever. And--back to back look around them.*
G: Aren't we, the best?
L: I'm counting on you to continue like this. --There's still a lot of enemies left.
*Blah again they change the chocolate bars and thow away the disguide they don't need anymore.
And...put inside their belts as much weapons and ammunition as possible--
Gian would carry the shotgun...*
G: Damn, I want two more hands.
*Can't be helped, this one on the back--
Gian would forcefully push it inside from the neckpart of the shirt*
L: Let's go--Lucky Dog!
G: Aa, I love you partner! t/n: ...Behold, the only time I can think of Gian actually saying anything something similar to a confession.
*Skip - They start running for the glass window of the glass house. Blah light on inside. Shadows of people--can't be seen so they run like like rabbits.
They'd press against the wall, Luchino in front--In front of them, suddenly--*
GDB: ...There's no one there...
*From the door, a guy carryng a gun would appear. And notice his frien being dead--and notice them but before he would cry out,*
L: ...I'll go ahead. You go over there!
G: Yesh
* --Gian had become totally high. Gunshots, deathcry, flash, blood, sensation.
All of it would be more effective at making him high than drugs.
Even if a person dies in front of him--he doesn't feel anything.*
L: Take this, pigs!!
*Luchino would aim the machinegun as if he was aiming past the door and shoot holes inside the room.
The cholocale bars--was probably one still there--
Like a brat running from bees, Gian would look.
Past the door--*
G: Damn! Scaaaaryyy!!
*Skip - yep, lots of dead bodies. Cue them entering with the sounds machineguns, Luchino first.*
L: Right now! Come!
*Before Luchino could finish saying it, Gian entered the house too.*
G: The enemies are-?!
L: Went inside the room on the left--
*Luchino would reply in Italian.*
G: Damn, if we had dynamite we could just blow this place up easily.
L: Including the Boss?
G: I forgooot! t/n: That would have been a wonderfull bad/alternative ending. ''Use Dynamite? Yes<=/No''
*Skiip more - As Luchino & Gian prepare to attack, Gian gives the sign by sending a kiss to Luchino. More gunfighting, now with Luchino's theme!*
L: ...Urrraaaaaaaaa!!
*Running with the machineguns, Gian's high had dissapeared now. More skipping~*
L: Damn! There's still plenty left!
G: ...This is bad, this is the last.
*Gian wonders if he dropped some on the way? Among the chocolate bars he was carrying, it had become the last. He's put it inside the machinegun, and kiss it.
The machinegun also would become hot, to the point that it could melt.
Luchino also, would answer while changing ammunition.*
L: ...There's no time...to go back and restock, though!!
*Skip - More gunfight, Gian avoiding getting shot and Gian giving his thanks for that with the machinegun.
There's was the sound of 'kachin/click'...
--Damn, it broke.
Gian threw away the machinegun.*
G: Uaah....! Guh...
L: Gian?!
*...Hur,ts...
Getting hit in the back, Gian collapsed(?).
Both the back and head would sting/hurt, can't move...
With half-lid eyes Gian would look at the door they had come in with, there was the figure of a man with a gun.
...He had made a mistake, the reinforcments, there--
...No, it's not gangsters, civillians....?
...Seen somewhere before--*
L: Shit!!
*Luchino would scream as if it was a battle-cry--
And shoot the bastard that had shot Gian with the machinegun as if he was a bug.
The wall would turn red.
...Ah, finally remembered.
...*It's one of the drat reporters, from that time by the church...*
L: Kuh...! Gian!!
G: ...Guh,,,,'w,owowow...fuckin'
L: O,oi...?
...And Gian dies again - BAD END. Damn, this game is hard...
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...Nah. To be CONTINUED. The real Bad End of this spot will be posted later. With more Bakshi! 1-2 update's left till I'm done~
Bonus - Review of the drama CD ''Summer Chance'':
So in fangirl speech the reaction would be...''uyhikyfutdkughbk,ljlhiuogydasat! <3''. though the fact that the titcle call had me quit whatever other thing I was planning to do, just to not miss hearing something during it? Yeah...even by listening to ''Hanakisou'' ones afterwards I would still do something else at the same time so as to pass the time. Though 1 being pronounced as ''Wan'' really does go along with the idea that it was just put, as ''bark'' instead of hinting for a LD 2 (Tsuu?...no. Ni=>Nya? Err...? Zwei?...What was the Italian word for it?).
1) GiulioxGian ''Honeymoon choo-choo'' - The beginning with the other characters and the ending starting with Gian's ''Giulio-chaaan'' where funny. The rest...Gian would be amusing, but Giulio...
2) LuchinoxGian ''unLuckydog?'': While Giulio's had funny moments, Luchino's was more...serious? And even so, it wins between them. Because:
(1) Luchino acting so...sweet. Even if the ''My best and adorable puppy - Gian'' killed me from laughter.
(2) The ending line - ''Tsuzuki wa Beddo de.../Continuation will be in the bed''. Oh Luchino, never change...
(3) Surprise appearance by-
Mr. Fruitcake Lloyd~ <3 , Joshua~
It was one of the two stories I was looking forward to, and it didn't dissapoint. The other being Ivan's in the to-be-released ''Autumn Chance''. And I hope to find the OST with the booklet scans, since those would have more short-stories...
3) Though the true winner among the tracks is - the last, extra track. 8 min full of LD1 crack, 4th wall breaking. Even Giulio succeeded in being funny. It's meant to be heard by anyone who has played the game. The track promised to be good, just by the Gian's monologue intro -
''CR-5 2nd Capo, Lucky Dog - Gian Carlo. Our love, shortly destroyed the GD. And thus in Daivan, began the history/age of Love!'' And I wondered if suddenly the CR-5 Rangers fanfic became Canon...
L: --The Boss. ...Capo del Sarto...
*Luchino would take a deep whiff of the cigarete, then breathing it out, say.*
L: You may hae not heard about it but--2 years ago, old man Alessandro just as the Toscanini house was in the middle selecting , he had killed Kanbu...
G: --...! Are you, serious?
L: And so that person, became the Boss himself. *blah the case seems to be called Daivan's x. The Koumon seems to have seen it himself.*
*..Whi I was unable to say anything--*
L: ...I don't know about e Boss's . But...if that person is planning to do the same as two years ago then...
G: ...--
G: ...Hmpf, pretending to be cool...!
L: Wha...about what?!
G: No matter how you think of it, at that place there would be many GD's guards--going there alone, other than suicide what else would it be?
L: ...I can't bring along comrades or subordinates there--I must talk about it to the Boss in private! If not...
G: Everyone will get dragged into it--is it?
L: ...Aa. Those guys-- Bernardo, Giulio and also Ivan...everyone are, my comrades. It's fine if I'm the only who falls in hell.
*Gian would hit him/slap him...?*
L: ...-,'w!
G: What is it this bastard, so it means, I'm not one of your comrade's?
L: W,what are you saying! You're--ha...haha, what would it be...
G: You don't know?!
L: You are...how to call it--
*Luchino is, somehow...
As he's in a hurry, as if he's angry, searching for words, as if he was lost--
--In response,*
G: ..ts, fu...?! Nn,mu...!
*Luchino would pull Gian towards him, along with...his face, lips would connect with Gian's.
Gian's resistance(?) would only last for a second but...the hot sensation on his lips would made his head like when he was inside the shower...and Gian wouldn't be able to move.*
L: --...
G: ...fu,......nn..
*Luchino's smell, the smell of tabacco, the smell of musk...
...I wonder, what do I smell of...?
And so--once again, let go of Luchino's body.*
G: U...fua,haa...
L: N... --You're, more than a comrade...it's something like this?
*Smiling with a 'heh', Luchino said.*
G: As if I know...! Geez...'riously, a selfish bastard...
L: Sorry
G: If you're gonna apologize afterwards, then don't do it! ...Damn, before, did, so...much, yet why are you still so energetic you barbarian...
L: Hahaha...
*Luchino would laugh, and Gian would get caught along with it and laugh too--
How long, had they spent doing that...?
--Luchino would give up on something, and as if prepared for something, awaken the engine of the car.
For a while, Luchino wouldn't touch the gear.
--During that time, Luchino didn't say anything to Gian, not even to step out of the car.*
G: Let's go--*if the monkeys from before haven't returned, they will be prepared...if it's now, then they may still be cofused?
L: ...so you really--intend to come with me...
*...What is he saying!
...Although he actually wantts me to come!*
G: ...You intend to go there and die?--you plan to bet on a gamble with no chance to win, right? Then...
G: Try betting on me, the Lucky Dog...! --It may be that the unthinkable big prize may appear?
L: ...Gian...
G: The big prize, is our shining future! If we lose--Sorry, at that time I'll be dead too so be satisfied with that.
*For a moment, Luchino would look at him with serious eyes.*
L: ...-.fu...haha, hahaha! This bastard...! The best, this dog...!--I get it!
L: On the most hot and stinkin, that gamble! I'll go with it!
L: Here we go!! I'f you're gonna change your mind, this is the last chance?!
G: Don't be stupid! t/n: 'Yakta adoya est'...? ...Haa...
*And thus the them that had become completely hot, without the help of drugs, leaving the garage,
the car would head into the main street.
--Don't die, with this.
Deep inside Gian--
Himself would stare at him with a cold criticizing look, and mutter to himself.
But--he didn't regret it.
Since next to him--was the always hot him.* t/n: 'Hot' as in hot-headed/hot-blooded.
*Blah description - they are near he place, there are a lot of guards.
Would the Boss really be there...it's a gamble. Besides there be lot's of gangsters there.
Add to that--both me and Luchino, would only have our guns.
Rather than a gamble, it's just a plain death wish.
...But, I...
This now, situation, time...I was enjoying it.*
G: ...Maybe it should've been better if we had taken weapon's from the family's weapon storage, wouldn't it?
L: --Without telling them the reason?
G: Well, True
*--Again, silence.
...'It would be nice if this drive continued forever'--
To the point of something stupid as that, Gian thought.
This drive following the pitch black road.
What was it. Flying in space--Spaceship?
'This car would become German one, and like this start flying would be nice',
or childish stuff like that is what Gian thought.* t/n: ...As ifit needed another scene that would be similar to Ivan's route. ...It's a hint that LD 2 will take place in space, isn't it?
G: Damn...Should have brought cofee from the hotel with me.
L: You're sleepy? Haha, what impressive guts--
G: You're...not? I had slept a little after that but-- ...Rather, after such a workout you're still ok?
L: Should I do the continuation here?
G: ...! T-this, moron! You should get arrested by the police, this pervert!
*At that moment, is response,* t/n: ....How did the saying, go? ''Speak of the Devil and...''
L: --Kuh?!
G: Wa?!
*blah Suddenly a police car appeared in front of them, and was signaling to stop. Luchino obeyed, since it would've been dangerous if they had called for allies blah
This police car, why at such a...?!*
G: W,what is it?! ...Couldn't be, GD's--
L: ...Stay quiet. Don't move.
*Blah for a while the police car woldn't move. Both Luchino & Gian would be prepared if suddenly there where gunshots aimed at them, to evade while breaking out in cold sweat,
...but, the car wouldn't move?
No--the car door opened, and two policemed stepped out.
blah Luchino would lower the window, and show his face to the poliman outside.*
L: What is it, Mr. officer?
*blagh to Luchino's silent question, the guy would spit out(?) the gum he was chewing.*
PM1: Step outside, brats. You passed the speed limit.
PM: ...Driving such a nice car, brats.
*...Uwaa, stinks of alchohol!!
Blah from the opened window, together with the stench the PM.
...Totally drnk, these policemen?!*
L: ...At a place like this--My my, job well done.
*Luchino would open the cabinet--
And from there pull out the prepared by the family, bribe money.*
PM: Hmpf...!
*Outside of the car...the two policemen, talked about something with their eyes.
Suddenly one of them would hit the car.*
PM: Oi, get out!
L: What is it? I did show you my license--
*Blah to Luchino's calm words, the guy would pull him by his clothes.*
PM1: Act obedient before blood gets spilled, baby? There's something odd about you guys. ...Ora! Hurry up, and come out!!
PM: No strange movement's! Or else I'll smash your balls...!
*As Gian would think of them as stinkin' old men, one of them would pull out their pistol,
and aim it at him.*
L:--...ts...
*Luchino, with his eyes, would tell Gian that it's ok--
open the door and get out.
Gian would also as if to continue that...*
PM: Orra! Stand over there!
*Again the stench of alchohol would come at them.
...After drinking, catching mice? or is it patrolling?
Well with this certainly gangs will dissapear from Daivan.*
PM: ...Ha, which places 'bocchama? Wearing such nice clothes. What, randezvou at a woman's place?
*Gian questions from where they are from, such dirty english...*
PM: Heh,hehe, what is thiiiis~
G: Wa....?! Sto... t/n: ...Another name for this route would be ''People trying to get into Gian's pants - Again, again and...again.''
*Suddenly one of them would grab Gian by his hair, and have him face towards him?*
L: ...! Stop, you bastards...!
*In a second, Luchino's eyes seemed to be blazing.*
PM2: It's a batsukin that looks like a woman, oi. Oi, look at this!
PM1: Whaaat, well to this guy even a fellatio would be...
PM: Gubuh...!
*Luchino's gun, would smash against the jaw of th guy who was holding Gian...hearing the sound of tooth breaking, surprised Gian.
PM: Wha?! You B-bas...
L: Fuckin' pigs...!! t/n: 'Porco Merda'~ with Luchino's theme! Woo~
PM: Guhaa!!
*Blah Luchino beating the now confused policeman unconcious, just as,*
PM1: Kuh...! This brat...!
*...would aim to attack Luchino, but Gian was quicker.*
PM: Guha...!
*Gian's hook,, was a clean hit!*
G: If you're gathered up that much--
G: Then try masturbating, bastar...ds!
*Gian would place his hands to be as if it was a hammer, and knock out the still staggering policeman.*
L: ....Damn--
*...It became quiet.*
G: ...What the hell, are these guys? Their business with is over.
*Blah Gian would place them both to be together?
And then grab one of them, and to his head...*
G: --I'm arresting this rapist~!
L: Are you a moron. Damn, how troublesome. If these guys wake up...
*At that time--
...ah.
If there exists a thing called inspiration, then the feeling that arrived inside Gian's head was undoubtedly that.
He--*
G: ...This is it! Luchino, give me a hand!! Hurry!!
L: Wh,wha...?
*Without waiting for Luchino, Gian would start stripping the uniform from one of the policemen.
The totally drunk, and drenched bastards...*
G: ...Disgusting, it stinks. The worst, damnit!
*Blah unbuttoning the the coat, and taking in it off with disgust.
So that the spew coming out of their mouths would catch onto it--*
L: O,oi...? --What are you doi,ng...Oi, you can't be-?! t/n: ''Playing dess-up. Now...?''
*At that time the Luchino who had realized what Gian was planning--
Still with a hesitant or doubting hand, stripped the upper clothes of the other one.* t/n: ...And the first time I played through this scene - I cheered.
G: I told you, didn't I?! To the Lucky Dog, the Bingo Reach has arrived!!
L: Are you serious...?
*Blah so they turned the two into just being drunks.
...If they're lucky, tommorow someone may notice them.*
*Blah Gian putting on to coat that would be a little too big for him...*
G: Uwa, it seriously stinks...
*It's uncomfortable, but it can't be helped.
Blah Luchino dealing with the other guy, also wearing the uniform blah.*
L: Well, certainly...if we went disguised as policemen, we may fool the GD's for a little while but...Are you serious, Gian...?!
G: You're betting on the Lucky Dog, right? Then you just have to bet on my Call.
*Blah Gian heading towards the patrol car, and seeing what's inside blah.*
G: Wowowow. Happy life with the prostitutes, huh? Amazing. Totally not jealous.
*Blah clothes and magazines(?) like trash blah Gian takes the key and opens the doorin the back...*
G: --...Wow...
L: What is it, a captured prostitute was riding inside?
G: No--there was (something) more sexy and dangerous. t/n: And don't forget - phallic!
*To Gian's reply, Luchino would also look inside. And...Find the same thing as Gian, his mouth would hang open a little.*
L: This is...
*Blah fitting the image the policecar or not, there where guns. Machineguns even blah|*
L: The way back of..of a bank robbery or something? ...You really are the true thing--
G: ...Aa, even I'm surprised by this outcome.
*Blah they pick up the guns. The shiny shiny machineguns, and the x that looks like chocolate bar fit perfectly.*
G: Luchino, you know how to use this?
L: Leave it to me. I've used it many times--
*Blah Luchino would pull a lever on it.
...Oh, it was this easy~~*
*Skip - Luchino's explanation. He compares the bullet flying out of it to a rodeo.*
G: Scary~
*Gian would remember the time when they got attacked and the door of the car was full of holes.*
L: Amazing, they even have heavy artillery.
*Luchino would pick another gun that would look somehow...strange? That shape in the front...A shotgun?
Luchino teaches Gian how to use it.*
*Skip - You can easily destroy a door with it.*
*...Shotgun--
hearing that, Gian would remember that yankee's disgusting face and voice inside his head...
...It would be nice if he wasn't there...
No...
It would be nice if he was, if so with this guy Gian would...!*
L: --Well then. It's the debut of x knights!
*Blah so they move out. Arriving there--what would they do?
They'd planned till acting like policemen and fooling them.
But...would it go well?*
G: ...Ah! This is bad!
*...This was dangerous, it was the point that he had forgotten...!
L: Wh,what is it?!
G: It's the dogs, dogs!!
*For a moment, Luchino didn't seem to understand what Gian was talking about.* t/n: No, Luchino. Gian isn't talking about himself again...
G: Bad~, I forgot. ...That guy--certainly said there where guard dogs. Inside a cage, they would let them out during an uproar...
L: He did say...
*--It's bad.
GD's gand would be dangerous but, doberman or somekind of other dogs would be worse.
If they hadn't know, they where about to commit a mistake that would get them killed...
...What should they do? ...Dog's, huh--*
*Skiip pretty much how they are kept in a cage, since duh it's a place were various gangs and Yakuza would hang out at. blah
...If so--*
G: --Let's go like this. Leave the dogs to me. I have an idea.
L: An idea you say...It's safe, right?
G: Do a Call already, you can't back out now.
*Skip description - Gian saw it. The forest and the green inside the manmade entrance.*
L: *deep breath*--Let's go
*Luchino would switch on the police siren. ..With this the people taking care of and guarding the place degginetely have noticed them.*
G: Haha...Even I was the one that gloated before but--This is a totally reckless gamble
L: Seriously
G: If we return alive from this...I feel like becoming the Capo would be easy..
L: I'm counting on you-- t/n: Or ''I'm looking forward to that''
*Skipping - them acting as policemen to trick them. Pretty much a dog had bitten a kid nearby, and they aka 'Michael' & 'Kidd'
Fun lines:
G: --It's the debut of the trump guards....!
--
L: Why do you say it's not them? Proof?
G: Who's the one responsible? If you're the security, then the one responsible for the security...?
--
G: ...Let's go--
L: ...Raise
*And cue them acting that they have mistaken the place, and it's not the dogs of this place.
To which they get told the guest here is quite an important persons so 'if they anger them' they will get fired!*
L: R,really...?
*...The Luchino acting unsttelted at this moment. He's good at it.
I also act as if I lost a bit of my compo...
...No, I wasn't from the very beginning.*
*Cue the guards telling them to go back, cussing...as Gian & Luchino do eye-contact.*
G: L,let's go, then...?
L: Right..ah, wait. The door in the back is half-way open, close is properly.
*Gian and Luchino would slowly walk...
In the direction of the door in the back--
Luchino would put his hand on the handle.
--The Yakuza bastards are...
...5,6,7...finished counting, what's left is?!
--Others?! Can't find any...?!
--The door in the back opened.
...Battle!!
Gian's and Luchino's hands would grab the machineguns.*
GDC: ...?! O.oi, you're, what--
L: You mean us?!
G: Juust deppoudama!! t/n: ...Let's see, the kanji involve...weapon and...tama, as in bullets...? What?
*Gian would poing his gun an the men who seemed as if he thought he was mistaken at what he saw.
--No, pointed at their backs.*
*More skipping - GD's death cries as Gian & Luchino keep on shootin'. Fun lines:
L: Iiiiyahaaaa~!! t/n: 'Yahooo'?
*As one of them would actually try to fight*
G: Too bad!!
*...and get a bullet in return, as he stands up. There where none of them standing now, so Luchino was the first to stop firing.*
G: ....Hyaaahahaaaa! This is the best!!
L: There's still left! Don't drop your guard...!
G: I kno...
*gunshots*
G: ...ow!!
*Bullets would come flying from a different direction. Together, Luchino & Gian would hide behind the car.
As there was the sound of the car getting holes, they would feed the machineguns new sweet chocolate bars--
Cue more of the enemies appearing to go after them*
G: ...nn!
*More skipping - Round two of the gunfight.
G: Don't hold back! Take all you want!!
L: The guns are overheating, throw it away and use a new one!!
G: This is the best! Wasting bullets!!
*They would change machineguns, and pull the lever. And--back to back look around them.*
G: Aren't we, the best?
L: I'm counting on you to continue like this. --There's still a lot of enemies left.
*Blah again they change the chocolate bars and thow away the disguide they don't need anymore.
And...put inside their belts as much weapons and ammunition as possible--
Gian would carry the shotgun...*
G: Damn, I want two more hands.
*Can't be helped, this one on the back--
Gian would forcefully push it inside from the neckpart of the shirt*
L: Let's go--Lucky Dog!
G: Aa, I love you partner! t/n: ...Behold, the only time I can think of Gian actually saying anything something similar to a confession.
*Skip - They start running for the glass window of the glass house. Blah light on inside. Shadows of people--can't be seen so they run like like rabbits.
They'd press against the wall, Luchino in front--In front of them, suddenly--*
GDB: ...There's no one there...
*From the door, a guy carryng a gun would appear. And notice his frien being dead--and notice them but before he would cry out,*
L: ...I'll go ahead. You go over there!
G: Yesh
* --Gian had become totally high. Gunshots, deathcry, flash, blood, sensation.
All of it would be more effective at making him high than drugs.
Even if a person dies in front of him--he doesn't feel anything.*
L: Take this, pigs!!
*Luchino would aim the machinegun as if he was aiming past the door and shoot holes inside the room.
The cholocale bars--was probably one still there--
Like a brat running from bees, Gian would look.
Past the door--*
G: Damn! Scaaaaryyy!!
*Skip - yep, lots of dead bodies. Cue them entering with the sounds machineguns, Luchino first.*
L: Right now! Come!
*Before Luchino could finish saying it, Gian entered the house too.*
G: The enemies are-?!
L: Went inside the room on the left--
*Luchino would reply in Italian.*
G: Damn, if we had dynamite we could just blow this place up easily.
L: Including the Boss?
G: I forgooot! t/n: That would have been a wonderfull bad/alternative ending. ''Use Dynamite? Yes<=/No''
*Skiip more - As Luchino & Gian prepare to attack, Gian gives the sign by sending a kiss to Luchino. More gunfighting, now with Luchino's theme!*
L: ...Urrraaaaaaaaa!!
*Running with the machineguns, Gian's high had dissapeared now. More skipping~*
L: Damn! There's still plenty left!
G: ...This is bad, this is the last.
*Gian wonders if he dropped some on the way? Among the chocolate bars he was carrying, it had become the last. He's put it inside the machinegun, and kiss it.
The machinegun also would become hot, to the point that it could melt.
Luchino also, would answer while changing ammunition.*
L: ...There's no time...to go back and restock, though!!
*Skip - More gunfight, Gian avoiding getting shot and Gian giving his thanks for that with the machinegun.
There's was the sound of 'kachin/click'...
--Damn, it broke.
Gian threw away the machinegun.*
G: Uaah....! Guh...
L: Gian?!
*...Hur,ts...
Getting hit in the back, Gian collapsed(?).
Both the back and head would sting/hurt, can't move...
With half-lid eyes Gian would look at the door they had come in with, there was the figure of a man with a gun.
...He had made a mistake, the reinforcments, there--
...No, it's not gangsters, civillians....?
...Seen somewhere before--*
L: Shit!!
*Luchino would scream as if it was a battle-cry--
And shoot the bastard that had shot Gian with the machinegun as if he was a bug.
The wall would turn red.
...Ah, finally remembered.
...*It's one of the drat reporters, from that time by the church...*
L: Kuh...! Gian!!
G: ...Guh,,,,'w,owowow...fuckin'
L: O,oi...?
...And Gian dies again - BAD END. Damn, this game is hard...
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...Nah. To be CONTINUED. The real Bad End of this spot will be posted later. With more Bakshi! 1-2 update's left till I'm done~
Bonus - Review of the drama CD ''Summer Chance'':
So in fangirl speech the reaction would be...''uyhikyfutdkughbk,ljlhiuogydasat! <3''. though the fact that the titcle call had me quit whatever other thing I was planning to do, just to not miss hearing something during it? Yeah...even by listening to ''Hanakisou'' ones afterwards I would still do something else at the same time so as to pass the time. Though 1 being pronounced as ''Wan'' really does go along with the idea that it was just put, as ''bark'' instead of hinting for a LD 2 (Tsuu?...no. Ni=>Nya? Err...? Zwei?...What was the Italian word for it?).
1) GiulioxGian ''Honeymoon choo-choo'' - The beginning with the other characters and the ending starting with Gian's ''Giulio-chaaan'' where funny. The rest...Gian would be amusing, but Giulio...
2) LuchinoxGian ''unLuckydog?'': While Giulio's had funny moments, Luchino's was more...serious? And even so, it wins between them. Because:
(1) Luchino acting so...sweet. Even if the ''My best and adorable puppy - Gian'' killed me from laughter.
(2) The ending line - ''Tsuzuki wa Beddo de.../Continuation will be in the bed''. Oh Luchino, never change...
(3) Surprise appearance by-
Mr. Fruitcake Lloyd~ <3 , Joshua~
It was one of the two stories I was looking forward to, and it didn't dissapoint. The other being Ivan's in the to-be-released ''Autumn Chance''. And I hope to find the OST with the booklet scans, since those would have more short-stories...
3) Though the true winner among the tracks is - the last, extra track. 8 min full of LD1 crack, 4th wall breaking. Even Giulio succeeded in being funny. It's meant to be heard by anyone who has played the game. The track promised to be good, just by the Gian's monologue intro -
''CR-5 2nd Capo, Lucky Dog - Gian Carlo. Our love, shortly destroyed the GD. And thus in Daivan, began the history/age of Love!'' And I wondered if suddenly the CR-5 Rangers fanfic became Canon...