you may be invited girl but you're not coming in...
i got home from class today and found my father sitting on the couch. as i was about to walk up to my room he says to me, "hey, you ever watch this lifetime channel?" i say:
me: that's a chanell for old women.
dad: what are you talking about? they have some pretty good movies on here.
me: yah, they're all about getting raped or plotting to kill a cheating husband. what's wrong with you?
dad: oh... this one's about a woman about to kill her boyfriend cause he's married.
if i ever had any inclination of my father having a mid-life crisis, this one sells it to a T. T as in TAINT!
so Vegan Meat Locker has a show tomorrow night in ypsilanti. i think you should come. yes you. you who is reading this now. whatever, don't come. i fucking hate you anyways. yes you. you fucking suck. gawd you're almost as pathetic as i am. enjoy your stupid life.
me: that's a chanell for old women.
dad: what are you talking about? they have some pretty good movies on here.
me: yah, they're all about getting raped or plotting to kill a cheating husband. what's wrong with you?
dad: oh... this one's about a woman about to kill her boyfriend cause he's married.
if i ever had any inclination of my father having a mid-life crisis, this one sells it to a T. T as in TAINT!
so Vegan Meat Locker has a show tomorrow night in ypsilanti. i think you should come. yes you. you who is reading this now. whatever, don't come. i fucking hate you anyways. yes you. you fucking suck. gawd you're almost as pathetic as i am. enjoy your stupid life.