Mar 16, 2006 21:37
So I have started tearing down crappy shit on the walls at work. Crappy being subjective from my perspective. Also, blocked the asshats who have been leaving way too many flyers for lame hip hop clubs.
They: "Can we leave some flyers for a hip hop event?"
Me: "Can you be considerate of all the other people leaving flyers and not try to monopolize our counter?"
They: "Uh, huh?"
They then left more flyers than necessary, as well as multiple ones of different sizes for the same fucking thing.
Me: "Did you leave these?"
They: "Yes, can we put up a poster too?"
Me: *dropping 90% of their flyers into the garbage while looking at them* "How large is it?"
They: "Here it is *display poster roughly 2'x 2' and obviously didn't notice the loud thump of flyers being thrown into the abyssal bottoms of the sticky trash can*, can we put it in this open window?"
Me: "Nope."
So now, I need posters, stuff that I can support. And I need to work on getting some picture frames for the other part of my fiendish plan.
The work place is damn well going to repec' mah gawd damn AH-THOR-IH-TAH with my poster tyranny!!