"Fuck the Police"
So i had class at 9 AM this morning and i have a little problem called speeding. I speed all the time. Im not talking like 100mph but i like the occasional 70 on the expressway and the 45 or 50 around school campus which is only 30. ANYWAY...today i was perhaps going a little faster than i should have and i see lights behind me so im like "shit im going to slow down" so i staretd going 30...kinda too late. oops. So i got pulled over by one of those stupid rent-a-cops "safety patrol" and he gets out and hes like. "Do you know what you did?" im like "umm was i possibly speeding?" and hes like "yeah and you didnt stop well enough at the stop sign back there." so im like "wow im really sorry i was worried id be late to class...i wasnt even thinking about it" so he asked for my liscense which umm i didnt have cause i left it at home in my purse so i gave him this letter from MCC with my name on it and hes like "let me see if this is valid" so he goes back to his stupid cop car with the lights still flashing. and then what do you know his other cop friend pulls up next to him and then turns his lights on. so...wtf? why did he have to turn his lights on. Its probably the most action they see...ever. so im thinking about people that are driving by going "wow 2 cop cars for one car..jesus" like seriously you must have thought i ran someone over.
So finally the guy comes back to me and is like "well it checks out. have you ever gotten a ticket before?" im like "no, never, im not usually like this its just i was afraid id be late to class because my teacher is very mean and well...i guess im going to be anyway so it didnt do me any good to speed." and hes like "your very honest. Most kids just lie to me, im going to let you go without the 2 tickets. Just be more careful next time." so i said "thank you soo much officer (i figured he'd like it if i called him "officer" maybe he'd feel real important)" and then i drove off. hahaha it was pretty funny. Maybe it was the pigtails? overall cuteness can help a girl i suppose.Glad i tried to be cute today haha
and i made it to class ontime! yay!
I think tomorrow i'll uhh watch the stop sign and my speed.....maybe...maybe not
So finally the guy comes back to me and is like "well it checks out. have you ever gotten a ticket before?" im like "no, never, im not usually like this its just i was afraid id be late to class because my teacher is very mean and well...i guess im going to be anyway so it didnt do me any good to speed." and hes like "your very honest. Most kids just lie to me, im going to let you go without the 2 tickets. Just be more careful next time." so i said "thank you soo much officer (i figured he'd like it if i called him "officer" maybe he'd feel real important)" and then i drove off. hahaha it was pretty funny. Maybe it was the pigtails? overall cuteness can help a girl i suppose.Glad i tried to be cute today haha
and i made it to class ontime! yay!
I think tomorrow i'll uhh watch the stop sign and my speed.....maybe...maybe not