A quote my english professor gave us in a little white envelope at the end of the semester...

[koolstprsnalive]

"I mean what I say," the Mock Turtle replied in an offended tone. And the Gryphon added "Come, let's hear some of your adventures."
"I could tell you my adventures - beginning from this morning," said Alice a little timidly; "but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

--Lewis Carroll