Rendez-vous at the DMV! (My life is now complete!)

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I went to the Driver Examination Center in Arnold because the people at Deer Creek are a bunch of bigots. So I walked into the building and it was big and square and it reaked of a urine-like scent, like the bathroom at the Madras Airport! Anywho, so I go up to the desk and I'm like, "I need to take the Driving Test." And the guy's like, "OK! Sit in the waiting room until we call your name." And I was like "Alright." And a lady comes and gets me to take the driving test. She was SO freaking nice, and at the end when she said "You passed" it was like I died and went to heaven 5 times over! So I sign this sheet, and she tells me to go to a license bureau to get my actual license. Revengeful me thought it was a great idea to go to Deer Creek and shove the form in their faces and say that I passed with FLYING FUDGING COLORS! So, we go to Deer Creek and take my picture and get my license and we go home.
I GOT MY LICENSE!!!! I AM SO HAPPY. NO MORE MENTAL ANGUISH, NO MORE MOMMY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT! FREEDOM AT LAST!
*does a happy dance*