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Husband woke up after a carousal, clothes are washed, stroked, hung up, breakfast and a glass of beer are on the table. His wife went to work, without telling anything, without hysterics.
- Son, what was yesterday?
- Dad, you came at two o'clock in the morning, drunk in stuff. And when mother tried to undress you, you said: Don't touch me, bitch, I am MARRIED!