A Conflict of Visions: Bananas and Bushusuru…
*Inspired by a post from turboniumm5 with help from the Associated Press*
READ FIRST: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050711/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_hispanic_nominees
::AHEM!::
I nominate Professor Frisky Lachet de la Piza Robinson III for the next Supreme Court Justice! He’s a mammal of integrity, experience, and strong resolve. If you think those qualifications are too broad and too general, I think you’re a partisan bastard that should take my word for Professor Frisky being a quality nomination.
UGH! I can't stand when the media and politicians bring ethnicity into the picture. Such is the case with a recent article from my favorite news source (the Associated Press via Yahoo!). Aston made some good points supported by known facts about the Hispanic population around the country, but I’m going to go a step further and venture outside the realm of logic and statistical evidence…
I’m going political.
I could give two shits if the next Supreme Court Justice is the first red-assed baboon to hold a public office because if it gets the job done, then it gets the job done. In fact, maybe we should run a little experiment using red-assed baboons in place of Supreme Court Justices.
The hypothesis: Even red-assed baboons would realize that people who pay their utility bills and own their own homes should not have them taken away by the city, especially NOT to make room for mini-malls devoted to selling tupperware. Not only is that a waste of plastic, but it’s tacky as fuck. In addition, I would also project that there would not be a need for judicial recesses since they’d pretty much fly through decisions one after another. Is it arbitrary? If by arbitrary you mean “lacking bias and not legislating from the bench,” then YES, it’s totally fucking arbitrary and totally what this country needs. Is it efficient? Red-assed baboons are known for there efficiency throughout the animal kingdom and are known to be picky eaters.
Now, let’s take it a step further and replace EVERYONE at the highest levels of government with red-assed baboons. What would the world be like then? I’m confident that no one would notice since they’d be too occupied with how cute the red-assed baboons look in suits and ties, those international governments would probably sign anything they’re given while entranced. Pay no mind to the critics, from the LEFT and the RIGHT, that say this could pose a risk for an international incident. I’m not at all afraid that one of the baboons might begin throwing fecal matter at international diplomats, or throw up all over the Prime Minister of Japan. The latter of which already happened, thank you #41.
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My next post is already written, but this entry just sort of wrote itself after I read Aston’s post. The next one might upset a lot of people, more so people who might just stumble upon it randomly and aren’t used to how I analyze certain aspects of the world. For that reason, it’ll be a “locked” entry. If there are any lurkers still out there that want to read it (even though I doubt it since I post so infrequently), then just say so.