In the words of Will Smith: I’m going to Miami…

[koolaidhangover]

Before you ask, “Why in the fuck are you going to Miami?”, ask yourself, “Why not?”

NOW BEHOLD! You have answered your own question, and attained a oneness with your spiritual self. Well, maybe not the last part, but it’s not like I give a shit anyway.

I’m spending all the money I saved for going to Boston this month on the next best thing…cheap

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[roguephantom]

I'm two hours north of Miami, but no one ever wants to go to the Pizzle as there is nothing here. We could have made beautiful cookies together!

Eh, El Boyfriend might have a shit fit. Oh well.

That picture is fscking great.

[roguephantom]

Oh yes, the questions:

1. You're walking through the woods and you see a crippled old man. He needs you to carry him on your back for about five hours, no rests. He promises to give you a shitload of gold for your services. My question is: do you do it or do you take the gold and run?

2. What's my age again?

3. Where DO you come up with your ideas for your posts? I want some of whatever you've got :D

[koolaidhangover]

1) Luckily, I was prepared with a cell phone and materials I could use to create smoke signals -- because there is no way I’m carrying anyone for 5 hours. But then again, gold is a valuable commodity these days since the American dollar is losing it’s worth. Um, I guess I’d help him out -- if only to prove to the universe that I still have some ethics. Too bad he’s not offering gil instead.
2) The BIG 9-1. DOH! I meant 19!!!
3) It’s called recycled teenage angst. Lots of people have it, but they just don’t want to admit it. Also, LJ is a good excuse for me to curse up a storm. FUCKING SWEET!

[koolaidhangover]

I think you’re actually on the route I’m taking to Miami. Thing is, we’re driving 24 hours straight from SA. It’s one heck of drive, but it’s worth it. I’m going to the Keys too, so a lot of time will be spent getting driving cramps. During the summer though, after I’ve had time to create marvelous cookie recipes of my own, I’ll definitely come over. Marcus won’t get mad, I’ll make him some cookies too haha. PSL seems like a really laid back place, perfect for quiet relaxation…and evading warrants from Miami you might have acquired over Thanksgiving. Shhhh…

[roguephantom]

*DOL* That would be awesome. I know how it is to drive in a cramped Camry for...say...seven hours (with my boyfriend's family PLUS the dog >_< ). Twenty-four will be a real bitch mother.

PSL is laid-back...I guess because of all the retirees xD

Yeah, if there's food in it and he realizes you're not a threat on his territory (*cough* xD), Marcus will be a good boy :D (Either that or I'll make him be. He doesn't really get along with some of my guy friends...says they make him feel older than he actually is.)

[koolaidhangover]

I passed the PSL road sign...at like 5am. That was the craziest drive ever, and my second time traveling straight from SA to Miami. I'm just gonna fly next time haha. Cookies and Punch for all in '05!!!

[roguephantom]

WHOOHOO! xD