Figure I'd update again...
Well I had a cool idea for a personal for me because I kinda really need a girlfriend now... Here it goes....
I want a girl right now in my peer group who can accept I like to go out and smoke and drink and be merry. Who understands I have to see my best friends everyday, just so I know what's going on. A girl who will occasionally smoke a ciggarette just to be with me. A girl who will let me cook for her even though she cooks a lot better. Who will get on my ass about getting a job but won't complain when we are not together every waking moment. A girl who understands I will be like this for a while. Who will in my 18 to about 28 area want to just be a fun drunken badass with all my friends. And she will go to the bar to be with me and even make friends with other girls in my group just because she wants to fit in. Who will make sure I get home safe. And take the keys from me when I shouldn't have them. A girl who I might even have to carry home sometimes. Then we might have a pregnancy scare and I would say it's her desicion and I'd support her in whatever she decided. And then we might take a break. I don't want to but you are adamant and no matter what happens in the future I don't care who you are with you can always come back to me. Then we would realize we were meant for each other and we would get married. We would finally get close to our families. I would probably call my parents for you. And then we could start having kids. But man I wasn't ready. I might have thought so but no. I need to get serious now maybe get a serious job. I am going to have a family and it will definently not be like mine. And now you will have to tell me to grow up and stop going to the bar. And I will eventually for you. But be firm because although you know I am a sweetheart you know I can still be an asshole. And I will settle down and get 2 jobs if need be. And then my days will be spent working and spending time with my family. I will make sure our cabinets our filled our refridgerator never bare and our kids healthy and taken care of. And our kids will be smart I will teach them how to do math and reading at an early age. And to be athletic because I used to be in shape and I hope to be again by this time. But then The kids will get older and I will be cool on most things, but if things get out of hand I will to be firm. And I will be a tired asshole for years but it is better in the long run. And when the kids are away I will work less and we will go out to eat more and when you see something you want you can buy it. You have your TV because women love TV and it will be hooked up. And I will like to take naps which you will know by now and be considerate and keep it low enough for me to sleep under. And after an hour of my napping you'll start dinner and wake me up when it's ready and I will be happy I could almost cry now. And we would go on vacations wherever you wanted and when the sun went down in our hotel room we would have sex, because a healthy sex life is great. And we would be cool because we are 40 year old people haveing sex. And then we would get a cabin. And a boat. And invite our children and grandchildren over all the time. And I'll watch a lot of baseball. And we will grow old together. Oh and when I die you'll be hooked up phat.
Sound good?
Sorry to anyone who read that but please comment if you did.
Top 3 Things I Want in Life
3. A house.
2. A family.
1. To be happy.
I want a girl right now in my peer group who can accept I like to go out and smoke and drink and be merry. Who understands I have to see my best friends everyday, just so I know what's going on. A girl who will occasionally smoke a ciggarette just to be with me. A girl who will let me cook for her even though she cooks a lot better. Who will get on my ass about getting a job but won't complain when we are not together every waking moment. A girl who understands I will be like this for a while. Who will in my 18 to about 28 area want to just be a fun drunken badass with all my friends. And she will go to the bar to be with me and even make friends with other girls in my group just because she wants to fit in. Who will make sure I get home safe. And take the keys from me when I shouldn't have them. A girl who I might even have to carry home sometimes. Then we might have a pregnancy scare and I would say it's her desicion and I'd support her in whatever she decided. And then we might take a break. I don't want to but you are adamant and no matter what happens in the future I don't care who you are with you can always come back to me. Then we would realize we were meant for each other and we would get married. We would finally get close to our families. I would probably call my parents for you. And then we could start having kids. But man I wasn't ready. I might have thought so but no. I need to get serious now maybe get a serious job. I am going to have a family and it will definently not be like mine. And now you will have to tell me to grow up and stop going to the bar. And I will eventually for you. But be firm because although you know I am a sweetheart you know I can still be an asshole. And I will settle down and get 2 jobs if need be. And then my days will be spent working and spending time with my family. I will make sure our cabinets our filled our refridgerator never bare and our kids healthy and taken care of. And our kids will be smart I will teach them how to do math and reading at an early age. And to be athletic because I used to be in shape and I hope to be again by this time. But then The kids will get older and I will be cool on most things, but if things get out of hand I will to be firm. And I will be a tired asshole for years but it is better in the long run. And when the kids are away I will work less and we will go out to eat more and when you see something you want you can buy it. You have your TV because women love TV and it will be hooked up. And I will like to take naps which you will know by now and be considerate and keep it low enough for me to sleep under. And after an hour of my napping you'll start dinner and wake me up when it's ready and I will be happy I could almost cry now. And we would go on vacations wherever you wanted and when the sun went down in our hotel room we would have sex, because a healthy sex life is great. And we would be cool because we are 40 year old people haveing sex. And then we would get a cabin. And a boat. And invite our children and grandchildren over all the time. And I'll watch a lot of baseball. And we will grow old together. Oh and when I die you'll be hooked up phat.
Sound good?
Sorry to anyone who read that but please comment if you did.
Top 3 Things I Want in Life
3. A house.
2. A family.
1. To be happy.