the Dan Balleri experience

[kookoo4cocopuff]

Except for Melissa being a mega bitch, the relay was amazing. We peeded alot and the sex tent was full of sex. some sweet yo-yos were handed out and we atutit-taed it up. there were bagpipes for steve and we played big booty. how copuld i forget about the asian who scrotumized it up all night. we came up with some more sweet come backs. So I had this frog once.... the after party rocked. 2 pounds of fecking bacon and fecking sleep for like 5 hours... oh it was amazing..

I GOT KINDER KAMP!!!!! im so estatic