WOWWWW
today was such a good day... i've got to say life's been sooo good lately.. such a good year... lets seee.. first of all, my day started off w/ my alarm going off playing SANDY which is so fucking tight. and now i love sandy like 5 times more since 1) he's from my dad's home town in the jonoooob and 2) his real name's shahram. lol ya... lets see what else, OH! this morning brigghtt and fuckin early at 8 when i went to assembly language class... i sat down and the teacher lectured us on how the class average for the test was a 7 out of 20 and how it was really bad and now people should consider dropping this class becaues a W looks better than an F... oh btw this is the class where there r only 2 girls in the class and everyone else is either chini, hendi, or PERSIAN guys... and the 2 girls are me and this other persian girl mariam who wears a roosari. lol. oh and lets just set the atmosphere.. this is the class where i always come in like 20 minutes late and i fall asleep in class.. ya so anywaysss he gives us back the test and got an 18.5 out of 20. i'm so fucking cool. only persian people can pull off shit like that. ya so then i went to chem.. the class where the teacher's like 70 but is so fucking funny.. and i get back the quiz we took and i walked out like in 10 minutes while everyone else sat in there for like an hour... and i got a 9 out of 10. which once again proves how fucking tight i really am... ok so then... i went on an adventure with sholeh and os the kos. lol. very fun...oh met with panahandeh.. the persian club advisor and he told me to charge 5 bucks for dvc students and 10 bucks for non-dvc students for the next event so that all the money goes towards the orphans in Iran.. which is tight... ya so sort of scared bout what the next events gonna be like... but ya... what else.. hmm.. OH! last night i was trying to act really cool so i sat down on the skateboard on the top of the hill next to my house.. not remembering that hootan was a jack ass and would kick the board... and so he kicked it and i slid down the hill. lol. ALL THE WAY DOWN and i wasnt wearing shoes cuz i thought i would run back in my house in like 5 minutes... but ya the side of my stomach is like blue and purple and my foot is all scraped and shit.. hella hurts.. but i guess the good thing is now my body's all colorful. lol. wow that sounds gay...OH ok back to talkin bout how my day was tight.. so then i went to math class from 7 to 9 and like 1 hour into the class the stoner-fob p-dog shows up. lol. ya codenames are so tight.. some people r probably thing who the fuck is p-dog.. but if you know me u'll probably figure it out ;) and as he sits down and his eyes are red the teacher goes i know you havent come to class that much but is it that hard to find? lol my teachers a pimp... hes so fucking hilarious... if you go to his office during office hours he like puts his hand on your knee and talks to you like he's your dad or somethin.. sort of gross... especially since it looks like he hasnt taken a shower in days... ok today i realized like most the people in my classes are these weird as fucking chini or hendi people who r so fucking smelly and gross n shit and probably havent taken a shower since the beginning of the semester. its so fucking disgusting. its amazing what showers actually do! ya... so there are still 12 people in my house right now and theres like no room to sleep right... so last night i tried to act really cool and found the TENT and slept in the backyard. lol. and this morning at like 6:30 the tent started shaking and shit and i woke up and saw the sahdow of some guy w/ a beard and thought it was the gay safeway homeless hobo and got soo scared.. but then realized it was my brother and his beard. lol. ya.. think i'm gonna go sleep cuz none of ya'll are important and cuz i'm really tired... good nite ya'll.