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Jan 10, 2007 12:54

Dear Florida and the people who live there,

I hate you.  For many reasons.  Let me just list my reasons and maybe you'll understand.

1) You are loud, obnoxoius and you only export bad latin, bad techno, and the crazy version of the gay-and hey I like gay guys but come ON Florida.

2) Again, yYou are obnoxious

3) Again, you export REALLY bad music

4) Again, you have the CRAZY gays-and I love gays but COME ON Florida

5) Apparantly the whole "Hey we have oil off our own shores!  Lets drill there!" Is a bad idea to you because you won't let it happen anywhere near you-even though there's plenty just a few miles away.

6) You bitch about EVERYTHING!  Immigration, hanging chads, tourists, etc.

7) Allligators have been on your land for THOUSANDS of years before you...and yet you kill them because your people are stupid?  If a kid starts feeding a gator-and their parents don't stop them or don't want what they're doing-then they DESERVE to be eaten.  Your people are SURROUNDED by alligators and yet they act liike complete morons around them-feeding wild alligators, fishing and swimming IN THEIR TERRITORY, etc.  Leave the alligators the FUCK alone and if you don't, your children, pets and those you love DESERVE to die.

8) Apparantly the people that live in you Florida, are morons.  they complain about hurricanes and the like but do nothing.  They stay right there and simply bitch when they're house is tackled by a huge wave and they are SURPRISED.

NO Love,
Dena

Okay...now really this is a rant.  Understand this please.  Okay...now I'm done.
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