Live from mexico.... the civilization culture forgot
allright. so im stuck in fucking mexico for the day, and there´s NOTHING here. i refuse to eat anything because last time i was here and i tried that, it ended with a lovely case of food poisining. so consequently, i ended up in a cyber cafe. this trip has been the most awesome time ever. im kind of into exagerating, so i say that alot, but i can´t remember the last time i had more fun then this. lets go over the high lights.
-you only need to be 18 to drink or gamble in internation waters. i have been crunked... THE... WHOLE.... TIME. it is stupendous
-I´m up roughly 1800....1900.... dollars off of black jack
-if there was any doubt in my mind that women eat up guys who play the guitar.... well there wasn´t to begin with, but over the course of the first two days when i was still getting to know everyone, at least 15 girls started a conversation up with the line ´so YOU´RE the cute blond haired guy playing guitar that my (insert mother, sister, friend, roomate) told me about? nice to meet you, my name is (insert name that brandon will not remember here)
- i´ve actually gotten really into the whole club scene. i never really liked it that much... mostly cuz i dont like the music.... but i´m growing to love it. theres just something abuot getting completly hammered and meeting new people that is fun as shit. Plus i really like to dance, gay as that may be. And i must admit, the music is growing on me
- For the first time in my life people think I´m OLDER then i actually am. I´ve allways gotten like 2 years younger, but the whole trip i´ve been passing for 21. It is quite neat.
-I´ve gotten a bunch of crucial writting done. i finished two new songs... and ive finishsed the words to a bunch of old ones.
- every single night there is a formal dinner. i love dressing up. its just how i am. so i get to get all dressed up and go eat a gormet 5 course meal thats is completly and utterly free. this would be good enough by itself... but while in the bahammas i aquired...something...an appetite inhancer if you will. said appetite inhancer combined with as much expensive food as i can eat? tis a glorious time in my life
- i am superly tan. this is neat.
i know that this was typed all illegibly, but honestly, im kinda crunked. and i only had 10 mins to type it before my time ran out. as i am rapidly approching said time, i shall now perform the dipset holler manuever.
-you only need to be 18 to drink or gamble in internation waters. i have been crunked... THE... WHOLE.... TIME. it is stupendous
-I´m up roughly 1800....1900.... dollars off of black jack
-if there was any doubt in my mind that women eat up guys who play the guitar.... well there wasn´t to begin with, but over the course of the first two days when i was still getting to know everyone, at least 15 girls started a conversation up with the line ´so YOU´RE the cute blond haired guy playing guitar that my (insert mother, sister, friend, roomate) told me about? nice to meet you, my name is (insert name that brandon will not remember here)
- i´ve actually gotten really into the whole club scene. i never really liked it that much... mostly cuz i dont like the music.... but i´m growing to love it. theres just something abuot getting completly hammered and meeting new people that is fun as shit. Plus i really like to dance, gay as that may be. And i must admit, the music is growing on me
- For the first time in my life people think I´m OLDER then i actually am. I´ve allways gotten like 2 years younger, but the whole trip i´ve been passing for 21. It is quite neat.
-I´ve gotten a bunch of crucial writting done. i finished two new songs... and ive finishsed the words to a bunch of old ones.
- every single night there is a formal dinner. i love dressing up. its just how i am. so i get to get all dressed up and go eat a gormet 5 course meal thats is completly and utterly free. this would be good enough by itself... but while in the bahammas i aquired...something...an appetite inhancer if you will. said appetite inhancer combined with as much expensive food as i can eat? tis a glorious time in my life
- i am superly tan. this is neat.
i know that this was typed all illegibly, but honestly, im kinda crunked. and i only had 10 mins to type it before my time ran out. as i am rapidly approching said time, i shall now perform the dipset holler manuever.