SWAT Walang binatbat...
Either laugh at it or throw some rage onto these morons in the Philippines.
SWAT - Sana Wag Akong Tamaan. ( I hope I don't get hit.)
SWAT - Sobrang Wala Akong Training. (I didn't have proper training!)
SWAT - Super Win! Ang Tagal. (Win! How Slow...)
SWAT - Sige Wait Abang Tayo. (Okay, wait, let's standby.)
SWAT - Sorry, We Aren't Trained.
SWAT - Sorry, We Are Takot. (Sorry, we are scared.)
SWAT - Sugod! Wait Atras Tago. (Attack! No, wait! Retreat! Hide!)