6: Gardening

[konoka_chan]

Oh, Mr. Alexander~

I'd like your help please!

Secchan, if you would so kindly help me too!

*somehow has some gardening tools as well as her pactio card*

Comments

[konokafetish]

I have no clue what is going on but I guess if I follow ojou-sama it will all clear up in due time

Wait up, ojou-sama!

*runs after her*

[asshatoverlord]

*Lightning strikes in front of them, and Alex appears*

HAAAA HAHAHA!

Help? You know help don't come free right! The God of Destruction is a busy man!

I suppose you want someone's ass kicked right?

[konoka_chan]

You could say that.

Secchan and I... we need help kicking the ass of this garden! *shows garden, complete with demons running amok, half destroyed plants, etc.*

[asshatoverlord]

HAHAHAHAHA.... Wait... you're serious?!

Come on! An overlord has better things to do than to just help some little girls with their simple gardening!! This is hardly a challenge!!

[konokafetish]

I do not wish to be rude, but ojou-sama must have a reason to ask this of you, so please kindly go along with her, alright?

[konoka_chan]

You sure about that?

*that Alraune right there nearby Alex has some dangerous stats...*

[asshatoverlord]

Overlords aren't supposed ta go along with things kindly....

Dammit.. but Pram did say somethin about love and kindness goin together.. but so far nothin's worked....

*He goes into a typical charging pose and lightning crackles around him*

Gahh! Fine! I'll help! But it's mainly because I want to kick ass!

....

But you gotta do somethin for me in return..

*He turns around and scratches his chin a bit, Someone as scrappy as him would hate to show weakness*

[konoka_chan]

What would that be?

[konokafetish]

Please make sure that the request you have for ojou-sama is appropriate.

*Setsuna is trying to look stern*

[asshatoverlord]

I saw that press conference and stuff, and I've been told that the only way to gain true power is to know what love is!! So you gotta show me how to harness LOVE!!

HAAA HAHA! Then I'll be the most Badass freakin overlord and blow Zetta away!! And don't try to trick me with one of those heart shaped chocolate boxes! They tasted good, but that didn't do shit for my stats!

*He turns around to them*

[konokafetish]

-Wha! But what ...! This is...!

*Setsuna goes poof and flails after turning extremely red. Her defenses are critically weakened, go for it, Konoka! Well, as long as it's ph-13 XD*

[konoka_chan]

You're quite excitable.

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure myself! This is new to me after all... but I'll give a teaser, I guess! In more ways than one

*tongue smooch Setsuna*

If you want anything more on it, you have to help us.

[asshatoverlord]

Wha!?

*Alex blushes a bit and steps back*

That...that's love?! Hmmm.. I didn't expect that... heh, I guess I was right.. it does take at least 2 people to work! Well then, I'll get rid of these things so I can find out more about the "Mysterious Power" of Love!!!

*He points at them*

Don't you try to trick me either, I know where you live!!

*And with that he disappears in a flash of lightning and reappears, bolting down on top of that nearby Alraune mentioned before*

[konoka_chan]

Alright, Secchan! Let's do this!

*goes off to clean up and spruce the garden as Alex smashes the bigger demons*

[konokafetish]

*Setsuna is still affected, and looks confused upon having to work, instead of clinging to Konoka*

O-okay...!

*Setsuna figures her work is supposed to be cutting, and that is what she does. A lot. SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!*

[asshatoverlord]

*Alex continues to zap, electrify, and tase the demons running around, and of course, finishes everything with a VANISHING BOLT!*

HAAAHAHAHA! Piece of cake... but why the hell are they all in a garden anyway?...