[Open log] The Way You Do The Things You Do

[firesmokerings]

Who: Asuma and everyone in his English class.
What: ...Engrish
Where: English class [Why? Because the kids speaking Engrish would be fucking hilarious.]
Warnings: Smoking. Maybe some cursing.
AIM or LJ? LJ, apparently.
Open? Open.

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[feistynoodle]

English. He swore it was mandatory just to give him a hard time. Nobody would call it Naruto's best subject, in spite of how hard he tried to master it. Still, he could break the tension that some of the other student's might be feeling, if nothing else.

Forgoing the book altogether, Naruto's hand shot into the air and he began to speak in obnoxiously loud Japanese before he was called on, making sure that everyone would hear him whether they wanted to or not.

"SENSEEEI. How do I ask for directions, again? I need to find my way to Sakura's heart."

[firesmokerings]

"You want to know how to ask directions? Well, that will be an extra assignment for you, later. Now we're confessing our love." Asuma replied, with a roll of the eyes accompanied by an annoyed sigh. Really, was what he asking so difficult that not one single student could do it? He didn't want to go failing anyone or singling someone out, but it looked like it was going to have to come to just that if they didn't shape up, and soon.

"Your turn, Naruto. Pick someone and confess."

[feistynoodle]

"I was getting to the confessing part! I was working up to it! Jez. Fine. Have it your way." Nobody had a sense of humor around here. Scrunching up his nose and looking around the class for someone else (thinking he'd better give Sakura a break or she might just corner him after class), flipping through the book for some help, Naruto peered at the pages:

"Hinata. Ai kantu taku mai aizu offu yuu. Weill yuu go outu wiff meiu sometaimu?"

OOC: please forgive my horrible attempt at this -- it's hard! XD

[h_hyuuga]

Hinata froze up instantly as she heard Naruto speaking- to her- to her. Even if it was just an exercise in an English class, she could feel her face heating up. She looked down at her exercise book, even though she’d memorized most of the words- Naruto had caught her off guard. She re-read the next sentence in the fake-conversation a few times before she got up the nerve to reply.

“I wuuldu l-lovu t-touu, N-Naruto. Picku m-mei upuu atu t-two” Hinata had spoken sentences in English over and over again, and pronounciation was something she rarely found difficult until now, she'd even managed to forget the 'u''s at the ends of her words. She kept her eyes firmly on the textbook in front of her, terrified to look up and see Naruto staring at her flustered face.

[ooc; I’M SO SORRY. MY ATTEMPT WAS SO LAME AND LAUGHABLE! XD]

[feistynoodle]

Completely oblivious to Hinata's embarrassment (as usual), Naruto grinned at giving his confession with seeming success, and at getting a possitive response. He knew that Hinata would be nice about it, though he felt slightly bad that she stuttered through it. For some reason, she always seemed to do that.

Slaping his hand against the tabletop in triumph:

"HO'KAY. IT IS A DAATU. I did it, Sensei! How'd I do?!"

[feistynoodle]

ooc: it's okay, it was fine! <3