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Do stairs go up or down?THEY GO LEFT TO RIGHTDo bald people get dandruff?YESCan a person with no ears wear glasses?TAPE THEM ONAre people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?LET ME TRYIf someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep peeing?I DIDN'TCan you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?NO BUT I WILL GO CHECK N E WAYS:)If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?NO U WILL IMPLODECan you put a gay man in a straight jacket?NO THEY WILL SLAP UWhy is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?TURN IT UPSIDE DOWNDo coffins have lifetime guarantees?NO MY DOESN'TWhy do the numbers on phones go down when the numbers on calculators go up?BEACUSE THEY WERE IN A WAR IN 1977If the sky is the limit, then what is space?THAT WAS BEFORE I INVENTED THE CATAPULTAre children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?YESCan you make a candle out of your earwax?I GUESS SOWhen French people swear do they say pardon my English?LET ME GO FIND A FRENCH MANIf the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? THEY DIDN'T REPLACE MINECan a fire truck park in the fire lane?YESCan it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?NO THE SCIENENTISTS SAID THE NAME WAS WIERD CLOGGYCan you breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time?GO TRYDid you just try to breath out your nose and your mouth at the same time?YESWhy does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?NOWhy did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?HE WAS A HOMOWas the first person to milk a cow a total perv?I WAS CURIOUSIsn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?BECAUS EIT IS REALLY A UTOPIA WITH A MOUSE AS A GODIf electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?I WOULD NO,YESDo illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?NO IT DOESN'T BRAINWASH THEMCan you get cornered in a round room?Y THE FUCK WOULD U HAVE 1 AND YESWhy do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?SO MY MINDCONTROLL STILL WRKSWhy don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?THEY R SINGLE HAIRSIn that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?AUNT SALLYWhy are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?MICE ROCK SEE 7 QUESTIONS ABOVECan mute people burp?LET ME HIT U IN THE NECK AND THEN TRYWhat happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcIT WILL MUTATEHow come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?THEY DON'T NOTIf a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?IF U R A LOSER Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?YES THERE R LEZ'SWhy is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?FOR THE RELAXTION Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?I THINK SO TOWhy is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?GO ASK THE COCONUTWhy can't you get a tan on your palms?I THINK U CANWhy do companies offer you "free gifts?" How long have gifts not been free?EVERYTHING FREE IS BETTER LIKE A FREE BIKE 4 $80If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?THEY CANWhy is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?YESWhich way does a compass point in space?EXPLODEWhy do all superheroes wear spandex?TO MAKE THEIR CROTH STUFFING SHOW OFFWhy did Mary own a little lamb?SHE WAS LONELYWhy can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?THE TAERS DON'T WORK TILL HE IS SLAPPEDWhy are Pringles curved?TO STACK ON EACH OTHERWhat happens if your snot freezes in your nose?PAINWhy aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOCan bald men get lice?NOHow come popcorn isn't a vegetable?IT ISWhy is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?YES BUT ICE IS FROZEN LIQUID IN THE GROUNDWhy do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?THEY CANWhat would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?IT WOULD EXPLODE Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?I DON'THow come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?NOT SURESince a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?THEY RUN BACK TO THE THE BANK AFTER THE GAME CAUSE THE PAYCHECK IS TO BIGIf you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?LET ME TRY IT Is sign language the same in languages other than English?NO?Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?IDK Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?THE TOOTH FAIRYIf money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?NOWhy is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?HE IS AS DRUNK AS A DONKEYDoes Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?NOCan you cry under water?NOWhy do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?U CAN'T ERASE ON A COMPUTER THATS YWhy do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?BECUASE THEY WANT TO Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?MINE DIDN'TDo stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?OF COURSE What do vegetarians feed their dogs?PIEWhy would Dodge make a car called Ram?Y NOT RAMS R COOLWhy does a round pizza come in a square box?Y NOTIf lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?NO,THEY USE BOUNTY TO CLAN IT UPAre children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?NOCan you blow a balloon up under water?YES HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE GOING UNDERCan crop circles be square?YES IF THEY R IN CALIFRONIAHow do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?I ALLWAYS WANTED TO NOWhy are there black lines on a basketball?Y NOT U RACISTIf marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?YUPWhy isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?IDK LET ME LOOK IF IT ISWhat's the difrence between partly sunny and partly cloudy?43Can a person choke and die on a life savor?YES, I DIDWhy are women and men's shoe sizes different?WE HAVE BIGGER FEETWhy is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?IT IS A RACIST THING I GUESSDo people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?NOWhy are public toilet seats never complete ovals?Y R U NEVER A COMPLETE TRIANGLEIf a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?NO BUCUASE THERE IS A NVR A REWARD FOR BEING A CHICKENIf London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? 4 WHEN IT DOES WHICH WILL BE SOON Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?THYE R LOOKING FOR MONEYWhy is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?THEY WANT US TO PAY FOR OUR FOODWhen lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?I WONDERED THAT 2Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?HE SKIPPED ACROSS THE SEA AND IT MEANS LIKE CAPTAINIf a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?YES If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?YESWhat would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?THE WORLD WOULD IMPLODEIf people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?THEY DON'T PAYIf you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?YES AND MURDER UWhy are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?CAUSE U CANDoes Cupid have a girlfriend?HE IS GAYIs an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?NO
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101 Random Questions!
Created by I-Blinked-at-Tom and taken 74 times on bzoink!
Do stairs go up or down?THEY GO LEFT TO RIGHTDo bald people get dandruff?YESCan a person with no ears wear glasses?TAPE THEM ONAre people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?LET ME TRYIf someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep peeing?I DIDN'TCan you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?NO BUT I WILL GO CHECK N E WAYS:)If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?NO U WILL IMPLODECan you put a gay man in a straight jacket?NO THEY WILL SLAP UWhy is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?TURN IT UPSIDE DOWNDo coffins have lifetime guarantees?NO MY DOESN'TWhy do the numbers on phones go down when the numbers on calculators go up?BEACUSE THEY WERE IN A WAR IN 1977If the sky is the limit, then what is space?THAT WAS BEFORE I INVENTED THE CATAPULTAre children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?YESCan you make a candle out of your earwax?I GUESS SOWhen French people swear do they say pardon my English?LET ME GO FIND A FRENCH MANIf the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? THEY DIDN'T REPLACE MINECan a fire truck park in the fire lane?YESCan it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?NO THE SCIENENTISTS SAID THE NAME WAS WIERD CLOGGYCan you breath out of your nose and mouth at the same time?GO TRYDid you just try to breath out your nose and your mouth at the same time?YESWhy does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?NOWhy did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?HE WAS A HOMOWas the first person to milk a cow a total perv?I WAS CURIOUSIsn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?BECAUS EIT IS REALLY A UTOPIA WITH A MOUSE AS A GODIf electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?I WOULD NO,YESDo illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?NO IT DOESN'T BRAINWASH THEMCan you get cornered in a round room?Y THE FUCK WOULD U HAVE 1 AND YESWhy do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?SO MY MINDCONTROLL STILL WRKSWhy don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?THEY R SINGLE HAIRSIn that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?AUNT SALLYWhy are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?MICE ROCK SEE 7 QUESTIONS ABOVECan mute people burp?LET ME HIT U IN THE NECK AND THEN TRYWhat happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcIT WILL MUTATEHow come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?THEY DON'T NOTIf a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?IF U R A LOSER Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?YES THERE R LEZ'SWhy is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?FOR THE RELAXTION Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?I THINK SO TOWhy is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?GO ASK THE COCONUTWhy can't you get a tan on your palms?I THINK U CANWhy do companies offer you "free gifts?" How long have gifts not been free?EVERYTHING FREE IS BETTER LIKE A FREE BIKE 4 $80If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?THEY CANWhy is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?YESWhich way does a compass point in space?EXPLODEWhy do all superheroes wear spandex?TO MAKE THEIR CROTH STUFFING SHOW OFFWhy did Mary own a little lamb?SHE WAS LONELYWhy can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?THE TAERS DON'T WORK TILL HE IS SLAPPEDWhy are Pringles curved?TO STACK ON EACH OTHERWhat happens if your snot freezes in your nose?PAINWhy aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?HOW THE HELL SHOULD I NOCan bald men get lice?NOHow come popcorn isn't a vegetable?IT ISWhy is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?YES BUT ICE IS FROZEN LIQUID IN THE GROUNDWhy do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?THEY CANWhat would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?IT WOULD EXPLODE Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?I DON'THow come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?NOT SURESince a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?THEY RUN BACK TO THE THE BANK AFTER THE GAME CAUSE THE PAYCHECK IS TO BIGIf you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?LET ME TRY IT Is sign language the same in languages other than English?NO?Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?IDK Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?THE TOOTH FAIRYIf money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?NOWhy is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?HE IS AS DRUNK AS A DONKEYDoes Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?NOCan you cry under water?NOWhy do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?U CAN'T ERASE ON A COMPUTER THATS YWhy do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?BECUASE THEY WANT TO Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?MINE DIDN'TDo stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?OF COURSE What do vegetarians feed their dogs?PIEWhy would Dodge make a car called Ram?Y NOT RAMS R COOLWhy does a round pizza come in a square box?Y NOTIf lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?NO,THEY USE BOUNTY TO CLAN IT UPAre children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?NOCan you blow a balloon up under water?YES HOLD IT IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE GOING UNDERCan crop circles be square?YES IF THEY R IN CALIFRONIAHow do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?I ALLWAYS WANTED TO NOWhy are there black lines on a basketball?Y NOT U RACISTIf marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?YUPWhy isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?IDK LET ME LOOK IF IT ISWhat's the difrence between partly sunny and partly cloudy?43Can a person choke and die on a life savor?YES, I DIDWhy are women and men's shoe sizes different?WE HAVE BIGGER FEETWhy is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?IT IS A RACIST THING I GUESSDo people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?NOWhy are public toilet seats never complete ovals?Y R U NEVER A COMPLETE TRIANGLEIf a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?NO BUCUASE THERE IS A NVR A REWARD FOR BEING A CHICKENIf London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down? 4 WHEN IT DOES WHICH WILL BE SOON Why do birds bob their heads when they walk?THYE R LOOKING FOR MONEYWhy is it when we ask for the check in a restaurant they bring us a bill?THEY WANT US TO PAY FOR OUR FOODWhen lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?I WONDERED THAT 2Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?HE SKIPPED ACROSS THE SEA AND IT MEANS LIKE CAPTAINIf a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?YES If I raise the volume on my radio, does it use more electricity?YESWhat would happen if: Everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?THE WORLD WOULD IMPLODEIf people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?THEY DON'T PAYIf you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?YES AND MURDER UWhy are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?CAUSE U CANDoes Cupid have a girlfriend?HE IS GAYIs an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover?NO
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