I WEAR DRESSES FOR FUN.

[ooc; hackity hacked. Because nothing's funny like giving Kon a hard time.]

All you gentlefolk are all well and good, but my honor is my own, an' if'n y'all feel like impugnin' it, don't mind if I return the sentiment. I won't have it.

Now then. I happen to find myself a mite lonely.

[ooc; Imagine a small gun totin' pistol packin' ten inch plush toy. ]

I'm so proud~ ♥

[ooc; I cave. For those of you with very long memories; that was a gift from the last Spam Day curse we had~ And he's now convinced it's his child.]

[voice post]

What the hell?

Freakin' City.

At least it's given me some awesome pants~! Accentuate my sexy curves, City~

Freakin' ass, why the hell is this o-

[end voice post]

[ooc; he's wearing a pair of horrible stretch bell bottoms that do not do as much to glorify his stuffed body as he thinks they do.]

Won't some beautiful lady carry this humble and adorable plush toy around~~??

I can't force myself to crawl towards your lovely forms today, ladies~ please take pity on me~??

Zaheela~ I was going to bring your picture over, but I just can't lift myself~ Another day, or you could come get it~