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[kongo_king]

Don't use Gan Tessai in populated areas don't use Gan Tessai in populated areas don't use Gan Tessai in populated areas really don't do it Shuu. Really bad idea. Don't do it. Especially not on children's toys.

Oh geez, I'm talking to myself. Why am I talking to myself?So uh... anyone catch the license plate of that stuffed elephant and Teddy

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[brbgonefishin]

Need a hand, buddy?

[kongo_king]

Nah, I can handle it. But if you see a Teddy Ruxpin coming at you, kill on sight.

Seriously, those guys? Are fierce.

[brbgonefishin]

I woke up this morning and found a Care Bear trying to flood our bathroom, so I know.

[kongo_king]

Did it give you a Car Bear Stare?

[brbgonefishin]

I'd really rather not think too hard about the entire encounter, if it's all the same to you.

[kongo_king]

Whoa. You really okay man?

[brbgonefishin]

Yes. I'm sorry, Shuu. This entire day has me on edge.

[kongo_king]

Hey, it's cool Shin. I guess these curses really take it out of people.

Want to sit down and I'll fix you a cup of tea or something?

[brbgonefishin]

They're toys, for goodness' sake. They came from somewhere.

No, love, thank you. I can handle it.

[kongo_king]

Huh. Hey, remember the toy clown from Poltergeist?

[brbgonefishin]

Shuu Lei Faun. Please tell me you're joking.

[kongo_king]

I'm just saying, this is like that clown!

[brbgonefishin]

My own inclination was towards Chuckey.

[kongo_king]

Chucky talked. And was more funny than scary.

This. This just freaky. And cute. And freaky.

[brbgonefishin]

If I didn't know you better, I'd think you were having fun.

[kongo_king]

It'd be fun if I wasn't severely freaked out.