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bro: look. *whips out cell phone* i figured out how to make this picture of my kids my wallpaper.
me: nice. yeah, i finally changed mine, too. it's just a picture of my feet though.
bro: yeah, i noticed in your vacation photos... you have a foot fetish or something.
me: ...
UM. *transparent, apparently* okay yes, my vacation photos are scattered with the occasional photo of my feet, but there's a reason! i was unofficially The Vacation Photographer, and thus was not actually IN most of the pictures. so on occasion i'd take a photo of myself, either turning the camera around for a scary close-up (cheeeeese) or snapping a shot of my feet as evidence that HEY I WAS HERE TOO. i also just like photos of people's feet as a representation of who was there without actually showing their faces. i don't know why. i just find it interesting. so yes, if you come visit me, i'll probably take a picture of our feet together.
and for the record, it's not so much a foot fetish as it is a shoe fetish. and the only reason i have MY feet on my cellphone is bc it was the first photo i took with my phone and... and i just needed something to replace the generic picture that came with the phone okay? so, yeah.
hrm, now i'm curious. let's consult the userpics. ha. this surprises no one, i'm sure.
i know you can't necessarily tell that a few of those are converse, but trust me. they are. i'm actually kind of surprised that there are only eight in rotation right now. i have another twenty at least on my computer. but to have any more, that... that would just be ridiculous. >.>
me: nice. yeah, i finally changed mine, too. it's just a picture of my feet though.
bro: yeah, i noticed in your vacation photos... you have a foot fetish or something.
me: ...
UM. *transparent, apparently* okay yes, my vacation photos are scattered with the occasional photo of my feet, but there's a reason! i was unofficially The Vacation Photographer, and thus was not actually IN most of the pictures. so on occasion i'd take a photo of myself, either turning the camera around for a scary close-up (cheeeeese) or snapping a shot of my feet as evidence that HEY I WAS HERE TOO. i also just like photos of people's feet as a representation of who was there without actually showing their faces. i don't know why. i just find it interesting. so yes, if you come visit me, i'll probably take a picture of our feet together.
and for the record, it's not so much a foot fetish as it is a shoe fetish. and the only reason i have MY feet on my cellphone is bc it was the first photo i took with my phone and... and i just needed something to replace the generic picture that came with the phone okay? so, yeah.
hrm, now i'm curious. let's consult the userpics. ha. this surprises no one, i'm sure.
i know you can't necessarily tell that a few of those are converse, but trust me. they are. i'm actually kind of surprised that there are only eight in rotation right now. i have another twenty at least on my computer. but to have any more, that... that would just be ridiculous. >.>